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OC
11-19-2002, 11:56 AM
Tech - Hello, Can't Crash Computers, may I help you?

Luser - Yes. Please transfer me to your legal department.

Tech - I'm afraid our attorney isn't here in the store, can I help you with something?

Luser - You better. I'm going to be sending you my hospital bill and you have to replace the monitor for my computer.

Tech - What happened, sir?

Luser - I was using the Internet while I was taking a bath.

Tech - In the bath?

Luser - I had a table in the bathroom. But the mouse fell in the water and when I went to get it, the monitor cable got tangled up. It fell in too and I got terribly shocked!

Tech - And you want us to pay for it?

Luser - Just get me in touch with your legal people. They'll handle it.

http://www.techtales.com/techroom.html

-OC

Cantacuzene
11-19-2002, 12:40 PM
If I thought it was true it would be more funny.

Nija
11-19-2002, 12:44 PM
I know people who sit in their bathtubs and surf the internet from their wireless connections...

of course he won't admit he does the same on the banned material but we know he does... what a freak... and for once.. it's not me :D

Pinkgirl36
11-19-2002, 12:45 PM
I think I am going to sue nija....

Dunno why yet, but I'll think of a reason....

Wait I know...cuz I met my boyfriend at his house!!!! :P

Nija
11-19-2002, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by Pinkgirl36
I think I am going to sue nija....

Dunno why yet, but I'll think of a reason....

Wait I know...cuz I met my boyfriend at his house!!!! :P

I thought you met your girlfriend at my house... since when were you straight?

Pinkgirl36
11-19-2002, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by Nija


I thought you met your girlfriend at my house... since when were you straight? as long as you've been bi....



:cool:

Punker_bob2004
11-20-2002, 08:10 AM
LOL!!!:D