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Nija
11-20-2002, 02:57 PM
http://ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.html?qdate=2002-11-20&nav=VIEW&id=09136I5C1UF021120
Farking California's... oh wait...


Woman Attempts All-`Man-Juice' Diet

SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.
Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."

It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts.

So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs.

Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance.

Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."

some people will do anything to squeeze out a few extra pounds...
QuantumKicker
11-20-2002, 03:03 PM
That's just plain disturbing:shake:.
CornMonkey
11-20-2002, 03:08 PM
oh geez...why'd i even click on this thread.

/me goes back to work.
nickel
11-20-2002, 03:13 PM
intresting concept
Nija
11-20-2002, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by nickelback
intresting concept

This just revealed... nickelback's real name has been revealed.. it's Kim Kelly

:hihi:

/me runs away
DankNstickY
11-20-2002, 03:29 PM
hehe... well, KIM, you can rest assured that i'm STD-free.


:hihi:
can i have an application?
hang10wannabe
11-20-2002, 03:35 PM
*shudder* scarey scarey stuff, some of the things people will do for attention :shifty:

got|bukkake? :eek:
nickel
11-20-2002, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Nija


This just revealed... nickelback's real name has been revealed.. it's Kim Kelly

:hihi:

/me runs away

not :P

that is unless you are donating to the cause ;)
Nija
11-20-2002, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by nickelback


not :P

that is unless you are donating to the cause ;)

I don't have a problem with you .... umm... finishing what will have started :D
Napoleon54
11-20-2002, 05:10 PM
wtf, men are lining up to help a woman with her diet?!? That's odd...
tweeteresa
11-20-2002, 05:41 PM
:puke: :puke: :puke:
quick! someone send her to the mental institution!!! oh and tell jenny craig to give her a call. :hmm:
oblongmelon
11-20-2002, 07:16 PM
that is just SICK.
mcs328
11-20-2002, 07:34 PM
So I'm wondering...the article doesn't mention anything about how this delectible diet is to be "delivered". Does she just go to the kitchen and store the stuff in gallon sized milk jug or do ppl show up and make a personal delivery? :P
Burzhui
11-20-2002, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by tweeteresa
:puke: :puke: :puke:
quick! someone send her to the mental institution!!! oh and tell jenny craig to give her a call. :hmm:


Originally posted by oblongmelon
that is just SICK.

so i take it you gals don't swallow :D
attgig
11-20-2002, 07:53 PM
so, are all these men mailing them their semen?
will she drink it warmed up to 98 degrees?
or will she try it chilled?

creme?
one lump or two?




but in the end...
:puke::puke::puke:
that is just SICK.

yeah, i gotta agree with the gals.
hang10wannabe
11-20-2002, 11:58 PM
"just a spoon full of sugar helps the ... ... go down?" :hmm:
ribitch
11-21-2002, 01:20 PM
i like how theres no official recommended daily allowance. we need to push the FDA to make one. :D
kain9i6
11-22-2002, 10:48 AM
is there a link so we can sign up to be a donor?!?! =0)
Speedfreak
11-22-2002, 12:03 PM
Fresh from tap is always better than the bottle/can. ;)
whitak24
11-22-2002, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by kain9i6
is there a link so we can sign up to be a donor?!?! =0)
unlike savekaryn.com, i think this is a project we can all get excited about :D
nickel
11-22-2002, 01:29 PM
savekaryn.com. how'd she get people to donate dough to get her out of her own foolish debt?

now this site http://www.helpageekgetlaid.com is much more legit :D
hang10wannabe
11-22-2002, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by nickelback
savekaryn.com. how'd she get people to donate dough to get her out of her own foolish debt?

now this site http://www.helpageekgetlaid.com is much more legit :D

hello, my names nickelback and i want to be the next savekaryn.com of the intarweb :P
nickel
11-22-2002, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by hang10wannabe


hello, my names nickelback and i want to be the next savekaryn.com of the intarweb :P

not i ;)