thank god for adulthood! wanna know how i measure it?

[welfareloser]

not in years... or maturity... or stability... or being a parent or homeowner... but...

(drumroll)

i claim that i am now an official adult because not only have i stayed in one place long enough that my name/address/phone number are correctly listed in the local phone book, but the two other people that i have recently looked up were also correctly listed. AMAZING! no more having to figure out a friend's PARENTS' names to find his/her number! no more undergraduate buddies who move every semester! how did this happen? it is a glorious state of being and i wish you all speed in reaching this higher plane of existence!!!

:angel:

[Kim]

LMAO! Welcome to the grown-up club!:D

[kain9i6]

Wow.. that is way more profound than the way I measure my adulthood.

drumroll...







By the size of my....


ready for it..



ready..


ok.. go


stack of nudie magazines!!!



[Billy Madison]
What day is it?!?!
[/Billy Madison]


October?


[Billy Madison]
It's NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!!!
[/Billy Madison]

[whitak24]

hmmm....i haven't used the phone book to find a friends name in a long time.....probably since high school.

maybe it's because that was the last time i had friends :bawl:

:heh:

[OC]

Originally posted by Yossarian
whats a phone book? Those'r those really thick books that collect dust on a shelf for about a year until its replacement arrives. Then you recycle the dusty one. I think. :|

-OC

[whitak24]

Originally posted by Yossarian

oooo, you mean my seat cushins.

gotcha
i thought parents used phone books to boost their kids up to the table.

now why the stork would need a booster chair is beyond me :confused:

[DankNstickY]

Originally posted by Yossarian

nonono, the stork has no ass and needs some padding


ahhh... white people :heh:


:P