GilbertsGrape
12-01-2002, 05:06 PM
Subject: Yo Mama....
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease,
the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she dances,she makes the band skip.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw her
peanuts.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her driver's license says "Picture continued on other
side."
Yo Mama's So Fat....the back of her neck, looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo Mama's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs that say
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of
the milk carton.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Mama's So Fat....I had to take a train and two buses just to get on
her good side.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she's on BOTH sides of the family.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she could sell shade.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Mama's So Fat....people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her blood type is Ragu.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to a restaurant,she doesn't get a
menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo Mama's So Fat....if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take
his word for it!
Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she turns around, people throw her a welcome
back party.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss
her, and ran out of petrol!
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease,
the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she dances,she makes the band skip.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw her
peanuts.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her driver's license says "Picture continued on other
side."
Yo Mama's So Fat....the back of her neck, looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo Mama's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs that say
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of
the milk carton.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Mama's So Fat....I had to take a train and two buses just to get on
her good side.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she's on BOTH sides of the family.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she could sell shade.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Mama's So Fat....people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her blood type is Ragu.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to a restaurant,she doesn't get a
menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo Mama's So Fat....if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take
his word for it!
Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she turns around, people throw her a welcome
back party.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss
her, and ran out of petrol!