Quote of the day

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Today my Political Science professor said this in class in regards to the Starr Report:

"Personally it took me a while to get over the whole cigar thing, quite a while."

LOL

[eSDee]

That's funny pagemap.

Here's one I just heard on News Radio:

Bill McNeil: "You barf in the punchbowl that we all share and expect us to believe it's alphabet soup?" :heh:

Good ol' Phil.

[ribitch]

From National Lampoons Vacation

Rusty Griswold: Mom, my sandwich is all wet.
Ellen Griswold: They're all wet...Oh God!...The dog wet on the picnic basket.

[sizemic1]

Junior High Metal Shop Teacher: "The best piece of ass i ever got was when my finger went through the toilet paper"

:D Scarred me for life

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Originally posted by sizemic1
Junior High Metal Shop Teacher: "The best piece of ass i ever got was when my finger went through the toilet paper"

:D Scarred me for life

BWAHAHAHAA!
that is funnier than shiz :D