Interesting Article in this months Playboy

[ufcrusher]

I dont know how many other people here get Playboy, and of those who do, how many actually read the articles. But they have apparently conducted a study on sex in the workplace. I thought that it was interesting enough to share. One thing that I notice, is that it seems that women are having more sex in the workplace then men!! Who would have guessed that.

Raw Data: 1 out of 2 guys, and 2 out of 3 women have had sex with someone at the office.

Who does whom?
Had sex with the Boss? Males 18% Females 46%
Had sex with a peer Males 75% Females 65%
Had sex with a subordinate Males 26% Females 22%
Had sex with an intern Males 12% Females 20%
Had sex with a client/customer Males 24% Females 29%

When do they have sex?
During Work Males 38% Females 48%
After work Males 72% Females 65%
During Lunch break M 28% F 37%
On Business trips M 21% F 28%
After an office party M 23% F 31%
On the weekend M 53% F 48%

Where do they do it?
Their place M 56% F 52%
Their lover's place M 52% F 45%
In a hotel or motel M 39% F 39%
On a desk M 33% F 45%
On a couch or chair M 37% F 43%
On the floor M 33% F 41%
In a bathroom, locker room or shower M 32% F 41%
In the parking lot M 30% F 33%
In a closet or supply room M 20% F 30%
In the mail or copy room M 11% F 21%
In the bosss' office M 18% F 37%


Other interesting data
Masturbation M 32% F 40%
Oral sex M 29% F 42%
Keeping condoms/pills in desk M 17% F 30%


There is other stuff but I dont feel like typing it out.

[joe52985]

you read an article??!??!:angry:

a disgrace i must say!


j/k women seem to be alot friskier these days

[ufcrusher]

Originally posted by chosenfool
thanks for sharing!

my pages are all stuck together everytime i get an issue in the mail...

i for the life of me dont know why that is....:dodgy:

You really should stop lending Yossarian your playboys before you read them. :hihi:

[pagemap]

How can more women be getting sex than men? Doesn't it take both males and females to make this happen...

[InfiniteNothing]

All the women are sleeping with a couple of guys who we call "El big Cajona"
Hey, uh.....apex...would you say these statistics are uh....acurate?

[OC]

Don't get your lay where you get your pay.

Ever.

It's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

-OC

[InfiniteNothing]

What if you work with you wife. A family buisness lets say...

[eSDee]

Hmm there are a lot of hunnies at my work. I wonder if I can "assist them" a bit more ;)

[Capricornholio]

Originally posted by chosenfool
thanks for sharing!

my pages are all stuck together everytime i get an issue in the mail...

i for the life of me dont know why that is....:dodgy:

:hmm: I do hope you're talking about the static cling I've also noticed. Maybe from the plastic wrap, or maybe they're a bit used before sent? (hope not) :confused:

[TofuNinja]

man the Loan Processing center I use to work at this was going on and we all knew it.... but I wasn't part of the action :(

[ufcrusher]

Originally posted by Yossarian

:dodgy:



bastard.

:D Your secret is out! You didnt even deny it! :D

[sbp]

Typical playboy nonsense with the tia carrare pics

[Cantacuzene]

Originally posted by sbp
Anything I don't like I dismiss as nonsense because my opinion is always right.
:rolleyes:

[sbp]

Nice try Cantacuzene but your throne is secure. Its okay to have an opinion but to insult others on a consistent basis is not right.

No one here said the pics were great. But if someone wants to post and say the pictures are good, by all means do so.

Exhibit A: http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/magcover.jpg

[Cantacuzene]

Eh, you still dismissed something as nonsense simply because you don't like it.

[spigidygak]

Originally posted by sbp
Nice try Cantacuzene but your throne is secure. Its okay to have an opinion but to insult others on a consistent basis is not right.

No one here said the pics were great. But if someone wants to post and say the pictures are good, by all means do so.

Exhibit A: http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/magcover.jpg

:eek::eek2::eek3: Its. . . its . . . its. . . its. . . a MANG :bigeyes:

[hoey222]

i have sex with someone from work......




no, it's not topane (often :eek: )



o wait i'm married to her......:rolleyes:

[revil]

Originally posted by hoey222
no, it's not topane (often :eek: )

o wait i'm married to her......:rolleyes:
Freaky. there are married people on the internet. I thought the internet was just for geeks, freaks, and losers...


wait.... it's often not topane... then who is it the rest of the time?

[nickel]

Originally posted by pagemap
How can more women be getting sex than men? Doesn't it take both males and females to make this happen...

um, there are other combinations for sex :rolleyes:

[ironape]

Originally posted by nickelback


um, there are other combinations for sex :rolleyes:

They allow animals where you work? j/k

Ape