View Full Version : fortuneless fortune cookie
whitak24
12-11-2002, 07:28 PM
so tonight i got chinese takeout food (because once again, it's 10:30 and i'm still at work :()
anyway, i opened my fortune cookie and there was no fortune inside. it was just empty. this strikes me as a bad omen. what do you guys think?
(btw, no, i don't really think my life is suddenly going to get worse because i got a fortune cookie without a fortune. it just struck me as funny because the whole point of the cookie is to get the fortune..... :hmm: )
TofuNinja
12-11-2002, 07:32 PM
you should call and demand a free meal....
I have had that happen as well. rather funny. Even worse was when me and my friend got the same fortune.....
Speedfreak
12-11-2002, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by TofuNinja
Even worse was when me and my friend got the same fortune.....
"Your friend will kill you tonight"
Ya, I hate that one.
Freelance Superhero
12-11-2002, 09:13 PM
you know what else i hate? it's when i get a "fortune cookie" that doesn't really have a "fortune" inside... it says something like "you are a wonderful person with many loving friends." i read that and i'm like "that's nice; i already knew that." that's more like a STATEMENT cookie...
and sometimes i just get these really bizarre ones that honestly don't make ANY sense no matter how you interpret them...
The Continental
12-11-2002, 09:59 PM
Just go Here (http://www.badcookie.com/) until you get one you like :hmm:
hapoo
12-11-2002, 10:01 PM
No fortune on your fortune cookie??
:hmm:
I'll miss ya whitak24. :hihi:
GraingerGuy
12-11-2002, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by Speedfreak
"Your friend will kill you tonight"
Ya, I hate that one.
....in bed....:hehehmm:
Paymaster
12-11-2002, 10:27 PM
I've received multiple fortunes in the same cookie before. Maybe I got yours.
eSDee
12-11-2002, 10:43 PM
I think it means that you are the master of your own destiny, whitak. Look inside brutha if you wonder what is in store for you!
/esdee ends his ode to ms. cleo
Originally posted by chosenfool
ooooohhhh! you said it!
i do that ALL the time when i get fortune cookies. that's cuz you eat them in bed. not much choice from that point :hmm:
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