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cruelpupet
12-13-2002, 04:30 PM
Long story....

We just had a drug test today, in my Department, and first let me say that I am completly clean and have never tried any drugs (except alcohol)

So with that out of the way I ahve a few questions about drug testing...

How accurate and how far back do saliva tests work?

How much does a single saliva test cost?

How long does it take to get the results back?

How easy is it to fool a saliva drug test?


Now with the questions out of the way, here is the story (long) for those that might be interested. I work for the Tech Dept. of a large bank (worth 7 billion). In mid October while there were very few people in my building, one of my bosses (I will refer to him as Nick) smelt pot smoke in the bathroom. Now all of us know exactly who did it...there is not a doubt in our minds.

I shall call her Mary. Mary is in the 2nd lowest position in our department (Help Desk), and she does not do any work. No one in our department gets along with her. And we are pretty sure that their is either something going on between her and my other boss (Lewis) or she has some good dirt on Lewis.

How do we know its her?

Well we have a department that currently consists of 16 people. Out of those 16 only 7 were in the office when the bathroom incident occured, and I know for fact that 1 of those (Nick) does not do drugs. So we are now down to 6 people.

Now that is not enough to suspect her, but throw in the fact that a roach (butt of a joint, for those who dont know) was found in the ashtray of the company van. Only 8 of us have access to the departments van. Cross referencing the group of 7 with the group of 8 leaves us with 2 suspects....Lewis and Mary

On top of that we can throw in a few more facts.

Mary was friends with an ex-employee who had the same dealer as her, we know she smokes up.

I know 7 out of my 15 coworkers very well, only two of them smoke pot, and they both quit some time ago. The van incident could not have been them, as they were the two who found it, and would have just thrown it away if it were theirs.

Mary has been caught smoking cigerettes in our building (she does it when its cold or raining out) on a few occasions.

Unfortunatly Lewis always covers for her (although in the past half year he has been getting quite upset with her) and she never seems to get in trouble.

Also to my dismay, it was announced before the drug testing, that noone would be fired if they tested positive and that it would also not be announced who tested positive.

This saddens me and at least 1 other coworker (Jason) greatly. Jason and I dont see eye to eye on all of the arguments against full disclosure, but here they are.....(we are thinking about posting a petition for full disclosure)


Why we should be informed about who tested positive:

1. Often enough we go to remote locations in teams, and we would feel uncomfortable driving in a car where the driver might be under the influence.

2. We are constantly basing decisions on information from eachother, and we cant put our full faith in that information anymore knowing they might not be clear in the head.

3. We would feel uncomfortable using the company car, knowing that there is a possibility that a roach or small bag of pot might be in there, and if we were to get pulled over for speeding that we could possible have possesion put on our records.

4. We occasionally let eachother use our personal cars for buisness or pleasure when the company van is out. How can we feel comfortable continuing this if the person we give out keys to might be under the influence. (cars that get borrowed.... Audi A4, VW Passat V6, Mercedes SLK, Subaru Wagon, Nissan Altima...these are not cheep cars to lose)

Can you think of any other arguments to put on the petition????

nickel
12-13-2002, 04:49 PM
while those are good reasons for you to be informed of who tested positive the right to confidentiality is usually the way companies play it. although who tested positive always seems to leak out anyway.

does your company have a policy like first positive test verbal warning, second one written warning, third one you're outta there?

Grimm
12-13-2002, 05:04 PM
You know who did it, just don't loan her your car!

nickel
12-13-2002, 05:15 PM
it was Mary Jane wasn't it?! :eek:

cruelpupet
12-13-2002, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Grimm
You know who did it, just don't loan her your car!


I never would loan her my car. Not only is she incompetent, but she is also disgusting. Her chair is all stained (looks like come stains.)

She recently switched her chiar with one of our clean ones....so we stuck the newest guy with it. :P
We never touched that chair, but we did spray it from a few feet away with windex w/ amonia. Within 1 week of having a clean chair she stained it again.

The petition isnt to make me feel better about anything in the list, its so that it will be public knowledge that she's a pot head.

I also kinda don't want her to be fired. If she was, there is no doubt in my mind that she'd be a welfare mom and then all of us would be supporting her with our tax dollars.

She has no skills and she cant even follow the simplest fo instructions. She would have a 5 year gap in her resume as she could never list the bank as a reference. No one in my dept except Lewis would give her a good recomendation, all the executives know about her, and all of human resources despises her especially the head of Human resources.

I do however relish in the fact that her life is hell, as bad and mean as that sounds...
Her family is sterotypical Brooklyn Italian trash (similar to white trash)
The man who fathered her kid is in the looney bin (she prolly drove him there)
Her son is stupid, fat, and lazy. He failed out of a really easy catholic school. And he is extremely overweight due to massive overeating. About a year ago I overheard her talkign to him (yelling) because he ate that nights planned dinner (5lbs of chicken cutlet) as a snack after lunch. About 6mo ago she was talking to a coworker, telling them about how her son is so big that she had to order special shoes cause his feet are too fat. And very recently she found burnt bottle caps in his room....they live in an area known for heroin.

Merlin
12-14-2002, 05:40 AM
Originally posted by nickelback
it was Mary Jane wasn't it?! :eek:

:bigmouth: :heh: :bigmouth: :heh: :bigmouth:

oblongmelon
12-14-2002, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by cruelpupet



I never would loan her my car. Not only is she incompetent, but she is also disgusting. Her chair is all stained (looks like come stains.)

She recently switched her chiar with one of our clean ones....so we stuck the newest guy with it. :P
We never touched that chair, but we did spray it from a few feet away with windex w/ amonia. Within 1 week of having a clean chair she stained it again.

The petition isnt to make me feel better about anything in the list, its so that it will be public knowledge that she's a pot head.

I also kinda don't want her to be fired. If she was, there is no doubt in my mind that she'd be a welfare mom and then all of us would be supporting her with our tax dollars.

She has no skills and she cant even follow the simplest fo instructions. She would have a 5 year gap in her resume as she could never list the bank as a reference. No one in my dept except Lewis would give her a good recomendation, all the executives know about her, and all of human resources despises her especially the head of Human resources.

I do however relish in the fact that her life is hell, as bad and mean as that sounds...
Her family is sterotypical Brooklyn Italian trash (similar to white trash)
The man who fathered her kid is in the looney bin (she prolly drove him there)
Her son is stupid, fat, and lazy. He failed out of a really easy catholic school. And he is extremely overweight due to massive overeating. About a year ago I overheard her talkign to him (yelling) because he ate that nights planned dinner (5lbs of chicken cutlet) as a snack after lunch. About 6mo ago she was talking to a coworker, telling them about how her son is so big that she had to order special shoes cause his feet are too fat. And very recently she found burnt bottle caps in his room....they live in an area known for heroin.

OMG YOU WORK WITH "THE BEAST"..glad that someone else knows my plight...and um..HEY -YOU SUCK WITH THAT BROOKLYN ITALIAN TRASH comment-I HAVE ABOUT 300 FAMILY MEMBERS FROM BROOKLYN-ITALIAN, AND HARDLY WHITE TRASH..that's a stereotypical comment from someone who probably ISN'T ITALIAN..or FROM Brooklyn..ps..not everyone from there is italian-tons of puerto ricans there now, along with irish,jews,etc..anyway..Cruelpupet will be sleeping with the fishes shortly with comments like that. I believe that the results of drug testings are confidential,so the company has no reason to tell any other employee the results of someone else's test-they are testing so they can take appropriate action if it is positive.I mean think about it-it's like making people take an aids test then giving THAT result out...they could be seriously sued if someone's personal info got leaked out. And it sounds like Your beast might be the person to try it if she was "outed"..no company is going to take that risk-not when lawyers take cases on a "don't pay us unless you win" basis. As far as her personal life with her kid goes-it's not really your business, but if you are that concerned about what goes on in her life, call social services and give an anonymous report. Or even child protective services..that's what they are there for..otherwise her life is not your concern..You sound like a gossipy old woman. Are you sure you don't work in MY OFFICE?

cruelpupet
12-14-2002, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by oblongmelon
HEY -YOU SUCK WITH THAT BROOKLYN ITALIAN TRASH comment-I HAVE ABOUT 300 FAMILY MEMBERS FROM BROOKLYN-ITALIAN, AND HARDLY WHITE TRASH..that's a stereotypical comment from someone who probably ISN'T ITALIAN..or FROM Brooklyn

Actually Im half Italian, and that part of the family is fairly FOB. As for those irritaing gumbas*, they are worse then all the crack addicts and crack whores that hang around the park near my office.



I believe that the results of drug testings are confidential,so the company has no reason to tell any other employee the results of someone else's test-they are testing so they can take appropriate action if it is positive.I mean think about it-it's like making people take an aids test then giving THAT result out...they could be seriously sued if someone's personal info got leaked out.

But the problem is, is that they already said that there would be no action....and they are leaving it up to Lewis to decide if the results will be public.



As far as her personal life with her kid goes-it's not really your business, but if you are that concerned about what goes on in her life, call social services and give an anonymous report.

I have no qualms about her family life...everything I've said about it is something that she chose to tell people. I just like the fact that karma works.




* gumba - Italians that are way too Italian. They are considered the white trash of Italians. They typically live in Brooklyn, Staten Island, and New Jersey. Male gumbas think that an open collar with a hairy chest and a gold chain looks good. Apparently this actually attracts the female of this species. Gumbas always feel like they are in an episode of the sopranos, and they will usually threaten you with their supposed ties to the moffia.



Case in point: "Cruelpupet will be sleeping with the fishes shortly with comments like that"

InfiniteNothing
12-14-2002, 06:32 PM
It would be interesting to note who didn't sign you petition. Perhaps you should try and make this info public, since you know it's her. This sounds like a job for annonomous email.

TofuNinja
12-14-2002, 07:16 PM
Who's Lewis? IS Lewis Mark?

cruelpupet
12-14-2002, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by InfiniteNothing
It would be interesting to note who didn't sign you petition. Perhaps you should try and make this info public, since you know it's her. This sounds like a job for annonomous email.

A letter of explination as well as a petition will be tyoped and sent anonymously to the head of Human Resources. Requestiing an unbiased person bring the petition around for signing in my department.

cruelpupet
12-14-2002, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by TofuNinja
Who's Lewis? IS Lewis Mark?


What the hell are you talking about?

TofuNinja
12-14-2002, 07:43 PM
My bad I Just re-read it and Lewis is your OTHER boss... I missed that part the first time.

gear02
12-14-2002, 08:16 PM
I'm so glad my first foree into real life jobs doesn't include a psycho like that...

well...we have someone who whines a lot...but not as bad as this...