My Neighbooooorrr

[p3rsian]

so let me start from the beggining
my negihbor is like 60-70 years old the guy is white
his wife is asian and really short.
they are very nice and stuff.
the wife is having alot of health problems.
so i ususally help him with his pc stuff for free.
he bought a new pc with linux in it, he wanted me to put windows on it.
i did it and the next day he returned it :eek:
anyways thats not the thing
2 months ago he called me and said i need to clear my history because i dont want my dauhgters to know where i go on the web.
hmm i told him.
now he has aol 8.0 he called me today and said that he couldnt delete them. (im so nice i help him for free, everytime)
anyways i go over and he asks if i want something, im like water is fine. when he leaves, i start looking at his history and guess what i see
:eek: :eek: :eek: gay porno
i didnt go to the sites
but some were like
http://dontremember.com/gay.htm
or http://gaysomething.com
im like wtf
so i just delete the stuff
and leave as fast as i can
god damn it.. i have the worst neighbor !!!!!:dodgy: :dodgy:

[sbp]

Maybe this is his way of showing he wants to get it on with you?

[mojo]

so you were ok with him until the gay pr0n thing? :hmm:

[sho.gun]

could just be from some popups perhaps? or maybe he thought gay meant happy with glee :)


edit: omg omg omg im signed on as sho.gun... excellent ;)

[p3rsian]

Originally posted by sbp
Maybe this is his way of showing he wants to get it on with you?
i hope sooo :eyebrow:
hahha JK
i hope im wrong.
its pretty sick to think of it mojo. hes frekin 70 years old
hes a granny....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
:winkie:

[sbp]

Dude you are screwed. :eek:

Here is your Xmas gift in advance.
http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/vaseline.jpg

[mojo]

yeah...it sounds like the old guy's neighbor isn't so great either :P

[nickel]

Originally posted by sbp
Dude you are screwed. :eek:

Here is your Xmas gift in advance.
http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/vaseline.jpg

bwahaha, good one :thumbup:

hmm, m'be i shouldna used that smilie.....

[p3rsian]

Originally posted by mojo
yeah...it sounds like the old guy's neighbor isn't so great either :P
:bawl: :bawl:
good one mojo :D

[Kevster]

Originally posted by sbp
Dude you are screwed. :eek:

Here is your Xmas gift in advance.
http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/vaseline.jpg

:eek:

If he gives you a Hickory Farms 3lb Beef Stick to go along with it, RUN.

[chadlnc]

Originally posted by nickelback
bwahaha, good one :thumbup:

Speaking of bwahaha.com is about to be deleted from the registry if anyone is interested, it expired on Dec. 3rd.

[sbp]

Looks like p3rsian is going to change his name to GreekStyle. ehehehe

http://home.earthlink.net/~sbp777/smilies/smokin2.gif

[Nija]

Originally posted by p3rsian

its pretty sick to think of it mojo. hes frekin 70 years old


yeah, old people aren't allowed to have any sort of sexual contact.. duh...

[p3rsian]

Originally posted by Nija


yeah, old people aren't allowed to have any sort of sexual contact.. duh...
he just knocked oon the door right now and gave me some home made cookies
yummm..
70 year olds dont have sex! or do they ?
do they do it doggy style?
tell us from your experince nija :dodgy:

[Jihforce]

hahaha, not homophobic or anything huh? :heh:
Just make sure he doesn't touch you where he isn't supposed to.
:D

[Nija]

Originally posted by p3rsian

he just knocked oon the door right now and gave me some home made cookies
yummm..
70 year olds dont have sex! or do they ?
do they do it doggy style?
tell us from your experince nija :dodgy:

. . .
Viagra is a wonderful invention I hear, and juding by what I found on your computer, Yes, old people do have sex. Lots of sex. with animals. and little p3rsian boys. :|

[p3rsian]

Originally posted by Nija


. . .
Viagra is a wonderful invention I hear, and juding by what I found on your computer, Yes, old people do have sex. Lots of sex. with animals. and little p3rsian boys. :|

LMAO
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by p3rsian

he just knocked oon the door right now and gave me some home made cookies
yummm..
70 year olds dont have sex! or do they ?
do they do it doggy style?
tell us from your experince nija :dodgy:


So are the cookies extra gooey inside?

[p3rsian]

Originally posted by DarkFury
Ummm... is it just me, or does anyone else think that p3rsian shouldn't have posted those links up there... :eek:
i dont get it

[Nija]

Originally posted by DarkFury
Ummm... is it just me, or does anyone else think that p3rsian shouldn't have posted those links up there... :eek:
it's just you

:hihi:

besides they don't go anywhere.. cept one 404 document and a wanna be search engine

[Freelance Superhero]

yeah any time i see blue underlined thingies on my screen, my mouse automatically gravitates towards them... anyway, i had no desire to see gay pr0n either... :2far:

[CornMonkey]

Originally posted by Freelance Superhero
anyway, i had no desire to see gay pr0n either... :2far:
liar.

[blueindian]

you should sneak over tonight and turn his power off. they way he can't surf gay sites. man, i bet he'll be pissed!

[Freelance Superhero]

Originally posted by blueindian
you should sneak over tonight and turn his power off. they way he can't surf gay sites. man, i bet he'll be pissed! :heh: hehehe... cracked a smirk on that one...

[cheapie]

do you think any of it could be cookies left there from popups? that sh$t worries me. i'm sure my company scans my hd and i worry that some stupid popup is going to leave a trace that will get me in hot water.

maybe he's just looking cuz he misses the way he used to look. heh heh.

[InfiniteNothing]

The cookies are revenenge for what he did at the movie theater. He know's your secret identity.
As for old people having sex... If gay men having sex is sadomy and illegal (right?) why can't we make old people sex illegal too by public decency laws?

[mojo]

Originally posted by InfiniteNothing
If gay men having sex is sadomy and illegal (right?) why can't we make old people sex illegal too by public decency laws? it's not. it's only illegal in 14 states. and you're not in one of them.

as for old people having sex according to public decency...it's not public unless you're in public.

[InfiniteNothing]

Hehehe, yeah, I know.
What do I care if old people are doing it. I just thought it was a funny comparison.

[TERRIBLETOM]

Dude, I think he knew what he was doing, he set you up to see how you would react...

[Hunny]

Originally posted by blueindian
you should sneak over tonight and turn his power off. they way he can't surf gay sites. man, i bet he'll be pissed!

Sounds like it could backfire...the old man will probably knock on P3rsians door asking one or two things...Can you fix my PC...or..can I come over and we can "chat"..lol..
I think pulling the plug on the power is a no no :P

[speedracer120]

Originally posted by Burzhui



So are the cookies extra gooey inside?

Sick