What's In Your Name?

[attgig]

this is really freaky and cool...
try putting your name and see how close it describes you:

http://www.kabalarians.com/gkh/your.htm#links


I'll start off with mine:


Matthew

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Your name of Matthew has created a most expressive nature, idealistic and inspirational, driven with a strong inner urge to be of service in some way that would uplift humanity as a whole. However, there is a tendency to assume too heavy a burden of responsibility for others, which leads to worry and undue concern. People with problems are drawn to you as they recognize you as one who has understanding and gives not only sympathy and comfort but provides also some constructive advice or assistance. You have a generous quality to your nature, but you must guard carefully against giving more than you receive or you will find yourself doing without because you have helped someone else. You love people, family, home, and friends and try to be a parent to the whole human race. While you have generally stable conditions in your personal life, you may experience some problems in business affairs through a tendency to be scattering and inattentive to details. Any health problems would show as tension in the nervous system brought on by worry.


it fits me sooo closely.

[Cubsfan]

Ok, what does THIS mean??? :)


Also, you are prone to suffer from weaknesses centering in the head.

[Freelance Superhero]

Ryan

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Your first name of Ryan has given you a very practical, hard-working, systematic nature. Your interests are focused on technical, mechanical, and scientific things, to the exclusion of interests of an artistic, musical, or social nature. You have a rather skeptical outlook on life and rather materialistic standards. In reaching your goals, you are very independent and resourceful, patient and determined. You can be so very positive and definite in your own ideas and opinions that others sense a lack of tact and friendliness in your manner of expression. You are inclined to be rather demanding and self-centred in your personal wants, and your own desires can be so overriding that you fail to recognize or appreciate the feelings, opinions, or desires of others. As a consequence, difficulties in relations within the family or with close associates can arise. Weaknesses in the health centre in the head, and in the stomach and intestinal organs.
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uhhhhh, not quite...

well, some parts are accurate, but for the most part, not even close...

[sizemic1]

Originally posted by Yossarian
Marcus

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Your first name of Marcus ...... This type of diet affects the functions of the liver, causing either suffering with gall stones, jaundice, or skin troubles.



:eek2:

thats me...

Sorry to hear about he jaundice man...eat more iron :)

[cheapie]

andrew

"As Andrew you are rather serious-minded, responsible, and stable."

Umm....they just lost all credibility with the first statement.


"You have the gift of tact and diplomacy, and possess a charming, easy-going nature which endears you to others...However, you tend to put things off..."

True that...

"but any weakness in the health would cause problems in the fluid functions, such as kidney or bladder trouble, overweight, or swelling of the legs and ankles."

wtf? okay, the overweight part maybe....:heh:

[Jenny]

"The name Jennifer creates a dual nature in that you can be very generous and understanding, but you can also be so candid in your expression that you create misunderstanding. You struggle with the requirement to soften your expression with tact and diplomacy and to consider the feelings of others. Difficulty in accepting advice or admitting that you may have made a mistake causes you to appear to be stubborn and set in your ways. Thus, you have too often created the wrong impression, and friendships have suffered. This name does offer creative talent where there is the opportunity for ingenuity and originality. You have a tendency, at times, to have too many ideas on the go, and thus your efforts are scattered and many things do not reach completion. You are inclined to do to excess the things you like to do. You have very intense feelings and find it difficult to maintain stability and happiness. If you allowed it, temper and self-pity could be problems. Tension could cause nervous disorders, or centre in the head bringing weaknesses in the eyes, ears, sinuses, or teeth."

That is VERY me...

[Nija]

The name of Mark gives you a very individual, reserved, serious nature. You stick stubbornly to your ideas or decisions, in spite of any appeals or advice; you are not willing to accept a compromise. You prefer to be alone with your own thoughts, rather than in the company of others. This name restricts spontaneity in association and the fluency of your verbal expression. When you are required to express yourself in personal matters requiring finesse and diplomacy, you feel awkward and embarrassed. Although you realize perfectly well what is expected of you, you are unable to find the right words, and hence you end up saying something inappropriate in a candid way. You can express your deeper thoughts and feelings best through writing. Your friendships and personal associations are rather restricted, being limited to those of a similar nature who can understand and accept your rather straightforward yet reserved manner. You are steadfast and loyal, and do not allow gossip or anything belittling to be said against those whom you accept in friendship. You find satisfaction in being outdoors or in getting out into nature, or in dealing with the products of the earth. There is originality and depth of thought contained in this name, particularly along practical and mathematical lines. This name can adversely affect the health of your respiratory organs, the heart and lungs. Also, you are prone to suffer from weaknesses centering in the head.

wth...

[johnnymk]

Dweeb

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Dweeb as a first name gives you a very independent nature, yet you are friendly, approachable, and generous. You can be a spontaneous, expressive, and talkative person, especially after a big dose of Prozac. Generally you are good-natured, though at times you can be rather blunt and sarcastic.More than likely, people pick on you because you look like that guy who runs Microsoft and the way you dress. This name incorporates creative, artistic, and musical abilities, and there would be an element of originality in all that you do. You like to do things on the spur of the moment without planning or prior arrangements. People with your name generally are serial killers.
Your spirits are buoyed up greatly by encouragement and appreciation. There is a tendency to be scattering in your efforts and you prefer to avoid menial jobs of a routine and repetitive nature. You are inclined to pursue good times and emotional indulgences to excess.The word "Parole" is a major part of your vocabulary. Weaknesses in health due to the influence of this name centre in the head. "Revenge" against your parents is another preoccupation you tend to harbor. You could experience headaches, or difficulties with your teeth, ears, eyes, or sinuses. Disorders related to the liver, which would be aggravated by lots of alcoholic beverages. You are probably a lush and also suffer from major brain damage.

[CornMonkey]

Corn...


The name of Corn creates a quick, analytical, and clever mind; you are creative, versatile, original, and independent. You have large ambitions, and it is difficult for you to be tolerant and understanding of those who desire less in life or who are more slow and methodical by nature. Patience is not your forte. You do, however, have leadership ability and would never be happy in a subservient position. You are ambitious and aggressive by nature. You would be happiest in positions where you are free to express individually and creatively and where opportunities are not restricted; you desire freedom, and do not tolerate being possessed by others. You appreciate change and travel, and the opportunity to meet and mix with others, and to influence them with your creative ideas. You are very self-confident and feel you can accomplish anything you set out to do, and you can, although, this name does not allow proper completion of undertakings, and forced changes cause financial losses and bitter experiences. This name also creates caustic expression and moods which prevent harmony and happiness in close association. When under strain, tension could affect the stomach and solar plexus. There is a tendency for you to worry.
so true, so true... :P

[molecularfire]

Your name of ***** creates a very expressive, versatile, and spontaneous nature. You are happiest when you are associating with people and participating in activities with others. (completely wrong) Your name gives you a desire to sing, dance, and have a good time (also wrong). This name makes you very idealistic, emotional, and temperamental, liking to do things on the spur-of-the-moment and disliking being repressed or held down to monotonous detail:heh: :heh: (so wrong it's actually funny). A lack of concentration makes it difficult to establish stable, secure conditions in your business life (what business life?). In order to bring out the higher side of your nature, you should develop your artistic and creative talents (what talents?). Over-indulgence in food or emotional desires could cause you to have problems in your nervous system as well as with your skin (if this was true, I'd be dead by now).


Overall, not too accurate. :heh:

[Jihforce]

Mine is not in the list. :(

[thresher]

I was surpised at how thorough this one was, but my name (as usual) wasn't on it. Typical. You'd think a guy that has the same name as a shark, a farming implement, a bird, and a submarine to name a few, would have SOMEWHERE where his name was listed. Nope. Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
Hmmm......
Bueller:Your first name of Bueller has given you creative ability, imagination along practical lines, and the patience to pay attention to detail for a .......blah blah blah

[GraingerGuy]

Welby

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The first name of Welby creates a dual nature for, on the one hand, you desire change and varied experiences in order to avoid monotony, and yet you are attuned to system, order, and attention to detail. You can be very analytical, exacting, and patient in your undertakings until your interest is exhausted, at which time you switch to something else even though it means leaving your undertakings unfinished. This name makes you inquisitive and scientific in your approach to life, requiring everything to be proved to satisfy your skepticism. You can be a stickler for detail, and very fussy and particular. As spontaneous verbal expression can be difficult for you, you often feel awkward and embarrassed in situations requiring tact and diplomacy. This name creates strong physical desires, such as an appetite for heavy, starchy foods and meat. Tension affecting the solar plexus and digestive organs could lead to ulcers, growths, or constipation.

Kinda off on my description.....I don't like leaving things undone...that's DEFINATELY not in my nature. I'm also not a person that likes much change. And I've very tactful and diplomatic.

[kimchicowboy]

As James, you have a natural interest in the welfare of your fellow man, and a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. You are responsible and generous, although somewhat scattering and disorganized at times. Any jobs requiring systematic and conscientious effort, or involving any form of drudgery, dismay you. In your work, you would seek a position offering self-expression through contact with people, such as sales or teaching, or a position giving scope to your creative, artistic talents. You are good-natured and likeable, and people tend to confide in you and seek your advice in personal problems. Others sense your sincere interest and desire to help, and you can always be counted on to see the bright side of any problem. You enjoy making others happy and you never let your own problems "get you down" for any length of time, even though you do tend to worry too much at times. Your optimism can be a source of inspiration to others as well as yourself. In close personal relationships you are usually thoughtful and considerate. However, your natural interest in others, coupled with your sympathetic reaction to problems, could draw you into emotional situations which may be difficult to get out of. Health weakness would appear as skin conditions or ailments relative to the liver. A tendency to overeat quick-energy foods aggravates any health problems.

very true up until the health issues.

[zenbooty]

Bill

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The name of Bill has given you a strong desire for success and all the amenities of affluence. You pursue your undertakings on a grand scale, based on your business acumen and ability to visualize an overall plan. Your enthusiasm, aggressiveness, and salesmanship are often sufficient to bring about fulfillment of your ambitions. However, in the attempt to impress others with the scope of your success, you can over-extend your resources to the point that you have inadequate means to cover your basic expenses. There are times when you would be advised to start in a smaller way, and gradually reach your desired level of success through perseverance, patience, and attention to details. When things are going well, you have a generous, magnanimous nature, ready to offer support and assistance to others. When under stress, you can become overbearing and belittling in your attitude to others, and inclined to express sarcasm and temper. Should you become too inwardly focussed on your own world of personal relationships or material possessions, you could suffer disappointments with those close to you, unfulfilled ideals, or material losses. Health weaknesses centre in the generative organs or appear as general nervous tension.


William

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The name of William gives you a very individual, reserved, serious nature. You stick stubbornly to your ideas or decisions, in spite of any appeals or advice; you are not willing to accept a compromise. You prefer to be alone with your own thoughts, rather than in the company of others. This name restricts spontaneity in association and the fluency of your verbal expression. When you are required to express yourself in personal matters requiring finesse and diplomacy, you feel awkward and embarrassed. Although you realize perfectly well what is expected of you, you are unable to find the right words, and hence you end up saying something inappropriate in a candid way. You can express your deeper thoughts and feelings best through writing. Your friendships and personal associations are rather restricted, being limited to those of a similar nature who can understand and accept your rather straightforward yet reserved manner. You are steadfast and loyal, and do not allow gossip or anything belittling to be said against those whom you accept in friendship. You find satisfaction in being outdoors or in getting out into nature, or in dealing with the products of the earth. There is originality and depth of thought contained in this name, particularly along practical and mathematical lines. This name can adversely affect the health of your respiratory organs, the heart and lungs. Also, you are prone to suffer from weaknesses centering in the head.

Not too off the mark... William was almost spot on, while Bill has some kernels of truth, but is mostly off.

[gear02]

As Erwin you seek change, travel, new opportunities, and new challenges. Your active, restless nature demands action and you dislike system and monotony. As you are versatile and capable, you could do any job well, although you would not like to do menial tasks. Having considerable vision, you could be adept at formulating new, more effective ways of doing things. You could organize the work of others, though in your impatience to see the job done efficiently, you would likely step right in and do it yourself. You could work well in sales and promotion, and would not be afraid to risk a gamble as the name gives you much self-confidence. You do not find contentment in the routine tasks and responsibilities that are associated with home and family or with administrative detail in the business world, so you have to guard against frustration and even moods of depression over your personal responsibilities. The restlessness this name creates could find an outlet in caustic, irritable expression. Also, the intensity of your nature could result in tension in the solar plexus causing stomach trouble and, because you take your responsibilities seriously you could experience much worry.

If that's true...why am I content on sitting on the couch at home all weekend?? :)

[zenbooty]

HEY!!!

William and Mark are IDENTICAL!!!

[Freelance Superhero]

Originally posted by thresher
You'd think a guy that has the same name as a shark, a farming implement, a bird, and a submarine to name a few, would have SOMEWHERE where his name was listed.okay, i'll bite... what's your name... that is, if you're willing to disclose it...

[whitak24]

haha! :heh:

mine was pretty funny:

Nathan

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The name of Nathan incorporates a potential aptitude for concentration and patient, logical thought (not too far off) along mechanical or scientific lines (um, no). You tend to prefer to follow normal routine rather than cope with the disruption and uncertainty entailed in trying something new (true in some ways, but i'm also pretty willing to step away from routine). You gravitate to situations where you have stability and the opportunity to make slow step-by-step progress, preferably in a technical field (yeah, that's why i loved being in politcs. stability :heh: ). Procrastination and lack of self-confidence may restrict your success (ok, i do procrastinate). You enjoy associating with others, and would not be happy living or working alone (i currently live alone, 80 miles from my closest family, and work as an independent contractor). This name tends to make you dependent upon others, and you find it difficult to face issues or important decisions without relying upon others for advice and encouragement (see above). This name undermines positivity, with the result that you can be influenced against your better judgment. You find it difficult to say "no" and mean it (oh yeah, just ask the telemarketers who call me). This name is not conducive to good health, and tends to engender the desire for heavy foods, for example, excessive protein and carbohydrates. You could suffer with problems relative to the fluid functions or intestinal tract such as constipation, growths, swelling of the legs and ankles or over-stoutness (yeah, your name has a hell of a lot to do with what kind of foods you eat).

[Nija]

Originally posted by thresher
I was surpised at how thorough this one was, but my name (as usual) wasn't on it. Typical. You'd think a guy that has the same name as a shark, a farming implement, a bird, and a submarine to name a few, would have SOMEWHERE where his name was listed. Nope. Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
Hmmm......
Bueller:Your first name of Bueller has given you creative ability, imagination along practical lines, and the patience to pay attention to detail for a .......blah blah blah

shuddaup, farker

:hihi:

[Hunny]

Originally posted by Yossarian


not that :P

i do have fairly bad acne tho :hmm:


:eek: Wash with Basis Face Soap....& stop touching your face :P