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Jenny
12-18-2002, 08:19 PM
...but this is just too much. This woman is the local news anchor for southwest Kansas. I swear, her lips look like she had colagen injections and the dr. accidentally added enough for 3 people! The picture REALLY doesn't do them justice but you can see kind of what I mean...

http://www.ksn.com/images/bios/mugs/anightengale.jpg
whitak24
12-18-2002, 08:56 PM
makeup hint: putting an extra 1/4" of lipstick around the edges of your lipline does NOT, i repeat, DOES NOT, make your lips look nice and full :rolleyes:

she's just pretty nasty in general. the hair is pretty unattractive, as is the face.
revil
12-18-2002, 08:58 PM
ugh, it's also the contrast of those ugly lips with her hair... it makes her look quite unnatural.
Jenny
12-18-2002, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by whitak24
makeup hint: putting an extra 1/4" of lipstick around the edges of your lipline does NOT, i repeat, DOES NOT, make your lips look nice and full :rolleyes:

she's just pretty nasty in general. the hair is pretty unattractive, as is the face.

I hate to tell you...But I'm about 99% sure that is ALL lip, NOT an extra 1/4" of lipstick...
InfiniteNothing
12-18-2002, 11:28 PM
I dunno for the past month or so I've been hating fake blondes. Don't ask why, I just noticed there are sooooo many and it kinda made me disapointed in man kind....well American kind atleast.
irwin
12-18-2002, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by Jenny


http://www.ksn.com/images/bios/mugs/anightengale.jpg

Kind of looks like Jeri Ryan, no?

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9804/28/thisisjeopardy/link.jeri.ryan.jpg
revil
12-18-2002, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by passwird
Kind of looks like Jeri Ryan, no?

:hmm:

you bastard.





Originally posted by InfiniteNothing
I dunno for the past month or so I've been hating fake blondes. Don't ask why, I just noticed there are sooooo many and it kinda made me disapointed in man kind....well American kind atleast.
i know what you mean. it looks overly fake. which can be quite ugly. a little bleaching here and there is alright, i just can't stand the full on bleach.
revil
12-19-2002, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by chosenfool
DSL
what?
Speedfreak
12-19-2002, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by revil

what?

He said: DSL
mojo
12-19-2002, 01:01 AM
that is totally wrong. look how hard shirley had to work on her lips

http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/shirleyband04.jpg
johnnymk
12-19-2002, 04:32 AM
Ever notice Sally Jesse Raphael and Carol Burnett with their floating chins? Those chin implants look like they have a life of their own.
blueindian
12-19-2002, 04:42 AM
those lip injections always look like ****. i hate all that plastic surgery crap. even boob jobs. well, maybe i don't hate boob jobs. but i definalty hate all the other stuff.
Merlin
12-19-2002, 04:47 AM
Originally posted by chosenfool
DSL

:stupid: My thoughts exactly!
zenbooty
12-19-2002, 07:15 AM
She looks fine to me.

Bet she gives one heckuva BJ, too, hehehe. :thumbup:
attgig
12-19-2002, 07:22 AM
for anyone who was confused as I...:


One entry found for collagen.


Main Entry: col·la·gen
Pronunciation: 'kä-l&-j&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Greek kolla + International Scientific Vocabulary -gen
Date: circa 1865
: an insoluble fibrous protein that occurs in vertebrates as the chief constituent of connective tissue fibrils and in bones and yields gelatin and glue on prolonged heating with water


ok, i'm still confused...what's collagen?
irwin
12-19-2002, 07:54 AM
Originally posted by attgig
for anyone who was confused as I...:


ok, i'm still confused...what's collagen?

COLLAGEN
This is an effective method of softening or plumping up lines or wrinkles. A highly purified bovine Collagen is injected just under the skin and the results can be seen immediately. The effects should last approximately 3-9 months. A skin test is required 28 days before treatment.

http://www.kcclinics.co.uk/collagen_implants.htm

http://www.google.com/search?num=30&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=collagen+implants&btnG=Google+Search ;)
Merlin
12-19-2002, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by attgig
for anyone who was confused as I...:


ok, i'm still confused...what's collagen?

It is the goo that cosmetic surgeons use to make the lips bigger. Some people think nice full lips are sexy while others think it makes you look like a fish.
Grimm
12-19-2002, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by passwird


Kind of looks like Jeri Ryan, no?


No!!! STFU. She looks nothing like the goddess that is Jeri Ryan. The news anchor is ugly. Jeri Ryan is totaly hot.
johnnymk
12-19-2002, 10:41 AM
People getting cosmetic surgery doesn't bother me at all, except for breast implants, which are dangerous.
After all, people have their teeth straightened, capped, etc. Women wear makeup, dye their hair, pierce their ears. Some guys do these things, too. Men get hair transplants to make them look younger or to restore confidence.
It's just skin, fat and muscle. Sure, there are some lousy cosmetic surgeons and there can be health issues, but that's the price some people pay to feel better about themselves. After all, nature is not very kind as we get older. A few thousand dollars to make themselves look a little better can be worth it.
Nija
12-19-2002, 01:15 PM
I think Jeri Ryan is ugly.

The anchor and her are on the same level.
Grimm
12-19-2002, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Nija
I think .... We all know better than that Nija. :P
mojo
12-19-2002, 03:01 PM
i dunno what she looked like before. so i'm not so sure i gaf :shrug:
joe52985
12-19-2002, 03:26 PM
id do her... and she definatly has a DSF/DSL, still a tad on the ugly side, loose the lips and go for a more dirty blonde look and she gets my vote
Nija
12-19-2002, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by Grimm
We all know better than that Nija. :P

one of these days...


I will come up with something to say... until then tho..
:angry:
:P
cheapie
12-20-2002, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by joe52985
id do her... and she definatly has a DSF/DSL, still a tad on the ugly side, loose the lips and go for a more dirty blonde look and she gets my vote

dsf?
dsl?
styleee
12-20-2002, 10:08 AM
i had no idea DSL was such a widely used term

i thought my dirty friend made that up!
joe52985
12-20-2002, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by styleee
i had no idea DSL was such a widely used term

i thought my dirty friend made that up!

me neither. i made up DSF in my group of friends, i had never heard it before, although DSF and DSL are really interchangable
revil
12-20-2002, 03:50 PM
what the hell are DSF and DSL?
QuantumKicker
12-20-2002, 04:32 PM
http://www.ahajokes.com/strange/04.jpg
Merlin
12-20-2002, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by revil
what the hell are DSF and DSL?

D---ick
S---ucking
L---ips

D---ick
S---ucking
F---ace

Now be silent and question us no more my young padawan.
Showtime
12-20-2002, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by passwird


Kind of looks like Jeri Ryan, no?

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9804/28/thisisjeopardy/link.jeri.ryan.jpg
:love:

-jel:wow:
and that goes for the fake blonde with the fake lips too.
:hehehmm:
sbp
12-21-2002, 07:40 AM
Obviously this matter of Jeri Ryan requires more studying.

http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/JeriRyan08.jpg
http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/ryan-136.jpg
http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/jeri_ryan003.jpg
whitak24
12-21-2002, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by sbp
Obviously this matter of Jeri Ryan requires more studying.

http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/JeriRyan08.jpg
http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/ryan-136.jpg
http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/jeri_ryan003.jpg
thank you for that extra credit study opportunity, sbp. it's much appreciated :)

btw, i think i can see some brownage on that bottom pic :eek: :P