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revil

12-20-2002, 01:54 AM

she was 30 something. a house guest of my parents. and she was doing it right in front of my parents...

i had made some food and i thought it was pretty good. so i let my mom have a bite and then i offered the guest a bite as well (I didn't want her feeling left out). this dish included eggs, btw. anyways, she was like, "I want more than your eggs..."

I think i'm going to be raped while i sleep. :'(

ArkiStan

12-20-2002, 02:29 AM

"I want more than your eggs.... I'll have some sausage with that."

mojo

12-20-2002, 02:30 AM

whatever, dude. you drink...so i'll assume you're 21. so you're in your twenties..and she's thirty something...i can fig she's as little as 10 yrs older. you're legal...so what's the big deal? :shrug:

Freelance Superhero

12-20-2002, 02:37 AM

Originally posted by mojo
whatever, dude. you drink...so i'll assume you're 21. so you're in your twenties..and she's thirty something...i can fig she's as little as 10 yrs older. you're legal...so what's the big deal? :shrug: maybe she looks like the pic in your sig...

mojo

12-20-2002, 02:38 AM

Originally posted by Freelance Superhero
maybe she looks like the pic in your sig... with his avatar, you'd think he'd go for it :hehehmm:

Merlin

12-20-2002, 04:41 AM

dude! it is free booty. STFU and take it!

whitak24

12-20-2002, 06:15 AM

Originally posted by Merlin
dude! it is free booty. STFU and take it!
yeah, i fail to see where the problem is, unless she's fugly

faither

12-20-2002, 06:25 AM

Fugly's no reason not to grab the reins...unless of course you have some sort of standards or morals. Hey, remember, ugly people need lovin' too.

nickel

12-20-2002, 06:29 AM

m'be he's just afraid of a real woman? :shrug:

mcs328

12-20-2002, 07:21 AM

Originally posted by whitak24

yeah, i fail to see where the problem is, unless she's fugly

Brown bag 'em.:D

Merlin

12-20-2002, 07:28 AM

Originally posted by whitak24
unless she's fugly

Face down, a$$ up. Problem solved.

nickel

12-20-2002, 07:37 AM

I have a nice pic of that position actually, but I don't want my a$$ booted out of here, so i must refrain....

Butch

12-20-2002, 07:42 AM

Not to rain on your parade, but maybe she was just referring to wanting more of your cooking?? :heh:

cheapie

12-20-2002, 07:52 AM

here's to you mrs. robinson...

ArkiStan

12-20-2002, 08:40 AM

Originally posted by Butch
Not to rain on your parade, but maybe she was just referring to wanting more of your cooking?? :heh:

Like I said..."More Sausage Pleeeeassseeee...."

Burzhui

12-20-2002, 09:02 AM

Originally posted by cheapbast@rd
here's to you mrs. robinson...

i wanted to say that :(

Grimm

12-20-2002, 09:35 AM

w00t! Go for it revil!:naughty:
Nothing wrong with an older woman, they more experience and are generaly more adventurous.

cheapie

12-20-2002, 09:48 AM

plus they're not usually looking for a committment from a younger guy.

sbp

12-20-2002, 01:56 PM

Was her name Mrs. Robinson? :bigmouth:

ArkiStan

12-20-2002, 02:09 PM

Yeah imagine that, the sleazy, B-movie version of Mrs. Robinson who uses bad puns and stupid sex jokes! Now, I totally see a movie right there... :D

revil

12-20-2002, 03:55 PM

:| you people....

besides, she was drunk. and i'm not the kind of person to take advantage of that... :shifty:

Speedfreak

12-20-2002, 04:16 PM

Go for it, revil. Hopefully she doen't do this with every guy otherwise it will be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Have fun.

chrissy

12-20-2002, 04:17 PM

Well, and not only that, she is a friend of mom and dad! I mean, what kinda dinner talk is that.

"How have you been? Seeing anyone?"
"Yea, I have met someone... really nice, attractive..."
"Do I know him?"
"Yeah, I think you do..."

:shivers:

Not a comfortable situation.

But then again, two adults, both agree, why not :D

gwilks98

12-20-2002, 07:36 PM

who cares if the only thing that makes her look good is distance? Beauty, my friend, is only a light switch away. Bag it and tag it says I.

Then again, I could refer you to the advice of Bob and Tom:
"No way. Not in a million years. Not if Little King Larry was about to explode from being without. Never ever. Not with three bags on her head and one on mine should hers fall of, what a dog WOW!"

Showtime

12-20-2002, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by faither
Fugly's no reason not to grab the reins...unless of course you have some sort of standards or morals. Hey, remember, ugly people need lovin' too.

Ding !
Ding !
Ding !

We have a winner! ROTFLMAO!

Thank you faither for breaking it down like that. Its that whole moped thing all over again.

-jel:halo:

revil

12-21-2002, 02:46 AM

she's not ugly either. she's from hawaii too...

anyways, she invited me to the bars tonight... but i just had some minor surgery today (very minor), but the told me no alcohol tonight so the wounds can heal. that and i still feel like **** from the anestetic. :(

p3rsian

12-21-2002, 02:59 AM

go for it
hit that milf

Ladogaboy

12-21-2002, 02:59 AM

Originally posted by revil
she's not ugly either. she's from hawaii too...

anyways, she invited me to the bars tonight... but i just had some minor surgery today (very minor), but the told me no alcohol tonight so the wounds can heal. that and i still feel like **** from the anestetic. :(

Revil, go get some. :naughty:

cheapie

12-22-2002, 07:50 PM

so you should have suggested staying home and playing doctor....maybe a little spongebath.

Hunny

12-22-2002, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by nickelback
m'be he's just afraid of a real woman? :shrug:

I think being as she was older, in her 30's, you would think she'd be a little bit more creative than " I'd like to have more than your eggs" :rolleyes:

revil

12-22-2002, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by Hunny
I think being as she was older, in her 30's, you would think she'd be a little bit more creative than " I'd like to have more than your eggs" :rolleyes:

hahaha. I would think so too. :P That's why I didn't think twice about it unlike the rest of the pervs on this board. I just thought it was kinda funny, which is why I posted about it. :D

edit: corrected my bad grammer :(

Ladogaboy

12-23-2002, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by Hunny

I think being as she was older, in her 30's, you would think she'd be a little bit more creative than " I'd like to have more than your eggs" :rolleyes:

You are she!!! I knew it! :P :eek: :bigmouth:

attgig

12-23-2002, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by revil
Re: I was getting hit on :(

she was 30 something. a house guest of my parents. and she was doing it right in front of my parents...

i had made some food and i thought it was pretty good. so i let my mom have a bite and then i offered the guest a bite as well (I didn't want her feeling left out). this dish included eggs, btw. anyways, she was like, "I want more than your eggs..."

I think i'm going to be raped while i sleep. :'(

Originally posted by revil

hahaha. I would think so too. :P That's why I didn't think twice about it unlike the rest of the pervs on this board. I just thought it was kinda funny, which is why I posted about it. :D

edit: corrected my bad grammer :(
funny? why the :( in the title of your original thread then?

Hunny

12-23-2002, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by Ladogaboy

You are she!!! I knew it! :P :eek: :bigmouth:

:D Lado, If I were her, You could count on me never asking for your eggs :P I'd be asking for the bacon
:P

Ladogaboy

12-23-2002, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by Hunny

:D Lado, If I were her, You could count on me never asking for your eggs :P I'd be asking for the bacon
:P

:( Awww, all I have to offer is sausage. :bawl:

:angel:

gear02

12-23-2002, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by Ladogaboy

:( Awww, all I have to offer is sausage. :bawl:

:angel:

Cocktail weinies right?

;)

jk

revil

12-23-2002, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by Ladogaboy
You are she!!! I knew it! :P :eek: :bigmouth:
Her name actually bears a striking resemblance to hers... even pronounced the same way... kinda scared the crap out of me since that she had just joined up too...

Originally posted by attgig
funny? why the :( in the title of your original thread then?
it's called sarcasm. most of my posts reek of it. i don't intend to be raped either. :P