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Hunny
12-29-2002, 10:05 PM
Guys....Ever spot the love of your life somewhere...the apple of your eye...the most lovely of all girlees you've ever seen :P ...and you walk over to introduce yourself ...your mind filling with thoughts on what you're going to say...you reach where she's standing...open your mouth...and the most dumbest thing spills from it...

Ladies...the same goes for you...

The worst line you've ever used to meet someone...
OC
12-29-2002, 10:19 PM
Hi.

:|

-OC
K2
12-29-2002, 11:28 PM
*stare* .. duh... :passwird:


*looks down* nice shoes.. lets fvck
revil
12-29-2002, 11:33 PM
"your the ugliest girl i have ever seen. but it's ok since i'm desperate."
zenbooty
12-30-2002, 09:51 AM
IGOR NEED GIRLY!!!
Nija
12-30-2002, 11:19 AM
two tits, a hole and a heartbeat.

you qualify.
Ladogaboy
12-30-2002, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Nija
two tits, a hole and a heartbeat.

you qualify.

I could actually see this working! :heh:
Nija
12-30-2002, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Ladogaboy


I could actually see this working! :heh:

*looks at current g/f*

what do you mean could?

:P
Ladogaboy
12-30-2002, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Nija


*looks at current g/f*

what do you mean could?

:P

:thumb: :hihi:
mcs328
12-30-2002, 01:36 PM
"How do you like your eggs in the morning. Scambled or fertilized?" :naughty:
TERRIBLETOM
12-31-2002, 03:56 PM
I don't know why i didn't see this thread before but I'm getting a good chuckle from it. This is one my friend uses "so, when are we going out to eat."
x1337xD335C1P13x
01-01-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by mcs328
"How do you like your eggs in the morning. Scambled or fertilized?" :naughty:

HAHA :bigmouth:
mcs328
01-01-2003, 07:25 PM
"Hey can I call you in the morning or can I just nudge you" :naughty:
x1337xD335C1P13x
01-01-2003, 07:38 PM
not as good...
mcs328
01-01-2003, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by x1337xD335C1P13x
not as good...

Sorry...there's always the one from the beer commericial.
"Hey. I like your eyes. So. How much?"
Sir_Froggy
01-02-2003, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by Nija


*looks at current g/f*

what do you mean could?

:P

hahaha :heh:
Showtime
01-03-2003, 12:08 AM
I don't need lines,

I just show up.

-jel:heh:
elf
01-03-2003, 07:34 PM
1. So, do you want the drink now or should I just give you the money?
2. I've got a BMW.....(There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible)
3. Wanna go home and try out my home made artificial insemination kit?
(popular here in red neck country...)

4. elf: Hi, what's your name?
chick: <insert name here> Why?
elf: Well I wanna know what to call you in the morning.

5. elf: Wanna go out for sex and pizza?
chick: (most likely) No.
elf: What? You don't like pizza?

6. elf: Do you wanna play battfield?
chick: What's that?
elf: Well I just lay here and you get to blow me.

7. elf: Want me to give you an Australian kiss?
chick: what's that?
elf: Well, it's like a French kiss...but only down under.

and if none of those work....you could always
8. shout: "Look! There's David Beckham!"
....and start humping her leg. :D