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cheapie
12-31-2002, 03:26 PM
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HERSHEY, PA—In one of the largest product-liability rulings in U.S. history, the Hershey Foods Corporation was ordered by a Pennsylvania jury Monday to pay $135 billion in restitution fees to 900,000 obese Americans who for years consumed the company's fattening snack foods.


"Let this verdict send a clear message to Big Chocolate," said Pennsylvania Attorney General Andrew Garsten, addressing reporters following the historic ruling. "If you knowingly sell products that cause obesity, you will pay."

The five-state class-action suit accused Hershey's of "knowingly and willfully marketing rich, fatty candy bars containing chocolate and other ingredients of negligible nutritional value." The company was also charged with publishing nutritional information only under pressure from the government, marketing products to children, and artificially "spiking" their products with such substances as peanuts, crisped rice, and caramel to increase consumer appeal.

Jurors took less than five hours to reach the decision following a two-year trial covering nearly one million snackers in Pennsylvania, Florida, New Hampshire, Arizona, and Texas. A majority of the unprecedented punitive damages will go toward obesity victims and their immediate families. The remainder will be funneled into weight-loss and youth-snacking prevention programs.

"This is a vindication for myself and all chocolate victims," said Beaumont, TX, resident Earl Hoffler, holding a picture of his wife Emily, who in 1998 succumbed to obesity after nearly 40 years of chocoholism. "This award cannot bring Emily back, but I take some comfort knowing that her tragic, unnecessary death did not go unpunished."


Above: Lawyers for the Hershey Corporation announce plans to appeal the court's decision.
Hoffler's teary-eyed account of his wife's brave battle against chocolate was widely regarded as the emotional high point of the trial. First introduced to Hershey's chocolate as a young trick-or-treater, Emily quickly developed a four-bar-a-day habit, turning in adulthood to Hershey's Special Dark, a stronger, unfiltered form of the product. By age 47, she had ballooned to 352 pounds and was a full-blown chocoholic. What little savings the family had was drained by Weight Watchers memberships, Richard Simmons videotapes, and Fat Trapper pills, all of which proved futile and only prolonged the Tofflers' agonizing ordeal.

Equally pleased by the ruling was Mel Brewer of Phoenix, whose father received free chocolate as a soldier during World War II.

"Dad came back from Europe hooked," Brewer said. "Before long, he was going through a case of Mounds and Mr. Goodbars a week. He wouldn't eat ice cream without Hershey's chocolate syrup and crushed Heath bars on it. He died of a heart attack at age 54 weighing 415 pounds."


Above: Just one of the millions of victims of the chocolate confectionary industry.
With litigation pending against the nation's top five chocolate makers, including a $102 billion Mississippi suit against Nestle, the entire industry is on alert. Big Chocolate has already suffered numerous major setbacks in recent years. In 1997, a California judge ordered chocolate manufacturers to fund $27 billion in education programs to prevent youth chocolate consumption. In 1999, a federal judge prohibited chocolate advertising on TV and billboards and banned the use of cartoon imagery in advertising. In addition, the judge ruled that a warning label must be placed on all chocolate products reading, "The Surgeon General Has Determined That Eating Chocolate May Lead To Being Really Fat."

Lawyers for the Hershey Corporation said the company intends to appeal the decision, which could drive the price of a 1.4-ounce pack of Rolos as high as $1.29.

"Adult consumers know the risks involved in using our products," Hershey's chief counsel Marvin Black said. "They know that if not used in a responsible manner, there can be some negative consequences. But this is true of anything in life. Further, the decision to use our products is one that has always been left up to the individual. The Hershey Corporation has never forced anyone to use its products, nor has it ever intentionally added substances to its candies to increase addictiveness. If consumers are hooked, it is only because of said candy's overwhelmingly delicious chocolate goodness."

Whatever the outcome of the Hershey's appeal, the chocolate industry has irrevocably changed as a result of Monday's verdict.

"For over a century, Hershey's has lived off the fat of the land," Erie, PA, claimant Pamela Schiff said. "Now it's time to pay us back."

rdavidia
12-31-2002, 03:50 PM
WTF?

Butch
12-31-2002, 03:59 PM
It's from the Onion . . . www.onion.com . . .

Apex
12-31-2002, 04:58 PM
LOL, The Onion is great. You can totally tell from the picture it's from The Onion though... very distinctive graphics.

InfiniteNothing
12-31-2002, 05:28 PM
"Let this verdict send a clear message to Big Chocolate," said Pennsylvania Attorney General Andrew Garsten, addressing reporters following the historic ruling. "If you knowingly sell products that cause obesity, you will pay."

It's not hershy's chocolate that makes people fat, its how much chocolate people choose to eat. As long as hershy's is honest about their product being fatty, I don't see the problem. Imagine all food companies that would go out of buisness if we didn't allow fatty foods.
What's next? Me suing Apex because I waste me time here?

bachviet
12-31-2002, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by InfiniteNothing

It's not hershy's chocolate that makes people fat, its how much chocolate people choose to eat. As long as hershy's is honest about their product being fatty, I don't see the problem. Imagine all food companies that would go out of buisness if we didn't allow fatty foods.
What's next? Me suing Apex because I waste me time here?
Man these lawsuits along with those against fast food restaurants are ridiculous! It's all in the education not the actual food. I know full well that shrimps and lobsters would raise my cholesterol level but I still eat 'cauze I love them! :angry: Guess who is going to pay for these lawsuits??? The consumers like us....

sbp
12-31-2002, 09:47 PM
Good, nail these chocolate peddlers!

x1337xD335C1P13x
12-31-2002, 11:44 PM
thats a funny one...

TERRIBLETOM
01-01-2003, 08:31 AM
That law suit is just as foolish as the one where hundreds are registered in a class action law suit against the fast food industries. Come on people, no one held a gun to your head and said "eat it"

mojo
01-01-2003, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by InfiniteNothing
What's next? Me suing Apex because I waste me time here? don't bother. i tried. he has very good lawyers :bawl:

xsiled2
01-01-2003, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by TERRIBLETOM
That law suit is just as foolish as the one where hundreds are registered in a class action law suit against the fast food industries. Come on people, no one held a gun to your head and said "eat it"

you dont know that....

TERRIBLETOM
01-01-2003, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by xsiled2


you dont know that.... Were you eating there chocolate?

TofuNinja
01-01-2003, 04:41 PM
I'm going to sue toe beer industry for giving me this beer gut and because I hurt my wrist keg standing at all those college parties I went to. IT is time that the beer industry pays for all the brain cells they kill in the college community and for all the guts their products caused. Also I want to sue them because the Beer industry is responsible for all those topless fat guys at sporting events. who's with me

TERRIBLETOM
01-01-2003, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by TofuNinja
I'm going to sue toe beer industry for giving me this beer gut and because I hurt my wrist keg standing at all those college parties I went to. IT is time that the beer industry pays for all the brain cells they kill in the college community and for all the guts their products caused. Also I want to sue them because the Beer industry is responsible for all those topless fat guys at sporting events. who's with me I ran over a beer bottle and got a flat, can I join the suite?

InfiniteNothing
01-01-2003, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by TofuNinja
IT is time that the beer industry pays for all the brain cells they kill in the college community and for all the guts their products caused.
You might have something there. If we can sue tobacco for causing lung cancer, why not budwiser for damaging livers and drunk driving.

nickel
01-01-2003, 05:43 PM
if only that glove would've fit then all this wouldn't be happening.

TERRIBLETOM
01-01-2003, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by nickelback
if only that glove would've fit then all this wouldn't be happening. Isn't that called the "ripple" effect?

mojo
01-01-2003, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by TERRIBLETOM
Isn't that called the "ripple" effect? ripple, thunderbird...whatever they drink can have a profound effect on the laws passed.

mcs328
01-01-2003, 07:21 PM
It better be from the Onion. If it was true then that would be total bull droppings. I equate it to the stupid person who spilled hot coffee on herself. Hello...coffee is hot and ur drinking and driving with it. :angry:

x1337xD335C1P13x
01-01-2003, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by TERRIBLETOM
That law suit is just as foolish as the one where hundreds are registered in a class action law suit against the fast food industries. Come on people, no one held a gun to your head and said "eat it"


How do you know?

TERRIBLETOM
01-01-2003, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by x1337xD335C1P13x



How do you know? It is basically my opinion, I'm sure next we'll be suing because of produce and whether or not it was organic. I'm sure most of them spent every last penny in the lottery and this is there free ride.

Punker_bob2004
01-02-2003, 05:55 PM
thats such bull... hershey didnt shove it down there throat they did and they kept doing it obviously... obese people need to start pointing the figer at themselves once and awhile...:angry:

cheapie
01-03-2003, 05:36 AM
Originally posted by Punker_bob2004
thats such bull... hershey didnt shove it down there throat they did and they kept doing it obviously... obese people need to start pointing the figer at themselves once and awhile...:angry:

i hope everyone realizes that this is a joke. not a real story.

cheapie
01-03-2003, 06:03 AM
:puzzled: huh? i was making sure everyone knew that the Hershey's story was a joke, not a real story. not sure what you mean about bob not lying.

mojo
01-03-2003, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by Yossarian
i thought you were discrediting bob, not Hershey's, my mistake. i think you two should take your pissing contest outside before someone scratches the nice furniture :P