My all time favorite bumper sticker.

[Joshua]

My former neighbor was a Jehova's witness and had this on his back bumper:

"..Jesus saves. He shoots... HE SCORES!"

Then it said something about joining Jesus' team or something.

I don't think he realized how funny the first part is.

[hang10wannabe]

bahahhahahahaha... o thats good... mine would have to be:

"this vehicle is protected by Anti-Theft Sticker"

[Cantacuzene]

My favorite is, "Charlton Heston Isn't My President"

[OC]

Only two things are infinite - the universe and humand stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the former.

You are, like, SO off my buddy list.

Your problem is low self esteem, which is common in losers like you.

Average Consumer

Speaking, yes. Saying anything, no.

Talk only if you can improve on the silence.

Remember, pillage then burn.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Not all who wander are lost.

Stupid should hurt.

Either shut up or render me unconcious.

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

Pop-ups are not the enswer.

Life's way too short to stay on-topic.

The truth is out there, but I forgot the URL.

Strip mining prevents forest fires.

Partnership for an idiot-free America.

They're not the 10 Suggestions.

The trouble with political jokes is how often they get elected.

Politics was never meant to be a profession.

If voting changed anything, they'd abolish it.

I think, therefore I'm single.

Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

Men have feelings too. Just kidding.

YOU all laugh because I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same.

Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing.

My road to success is under construction.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

So you like tailgating. I like stopping suddenly.

Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal.

I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying.

If you can't feed'em, don't breed'em.

-OC

[Cantacuzene]

I saw this one today. "/." Minus the quotes. I thought it was a bit nerdy. Then again I knew what it meant. :dodgy:

[Brendan]

One of my all time favorites: "This sticker increases horsepower", printed in the style of one of those rice-mobile rear-windshield stick-ons.

[rajatQ2]

i want "asian drivers no survivors" on my car but i fear it will get my car keyed

[rajatQ2]

oh yeah, i am asian, so no one can get offended

[Speedfreak]

If we weren't meant to eat animals
then why are they made of meat?

[Showtime]

I think that redneck ones are the best. Wish I had a better memory cuz I've seen some good ones and where theres one of those stickers there are usually several more.

Wife and Dog were kidnapped.
Reward for dog.

My other truck is a truck.

I dont drive a truck I drive a Chevy.

FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily

I'd rather push my Ford than drive a Chevy.

My kid can kick your honor student kids a$$.

etc.

-jel:halo:

[Speedfreak]

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTHCONTROL

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

Rehab is for Quitters

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

i souport publik edekashun

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.

[Speedfreak]

This car is infected with AIDS...don't touch it!

My other ride is your mom!

98% of all Fords are still on the road, the other 2% made it home

[Cheesypuff]

"if you can read this sticker, you're too f*ing close"

[QuantumKicker]

"Your Honor student got all his answers from my kid."

[molecularfire]

My favorite is kinda like Speedfreak's.

"My other ride is your daughter"

and of course the classic

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

[Grimm]

Originally posted by Speedfreak
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.
I want that sticker!

[TERRIBLETOM]

"Keep beeping I'm reloading" :johnwoo2: