How Cold Is It...Normism

[faither]

"What's up Norm?"

"My nipples. It's freezing outside."

[Dave_7]

"What are you up to Mr. Peterson?"

"My ideal weight if I was 11 feet tall."


:P




Dave.

[faither]

"What'll you have Normie?"

"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."

"Looks like beer, Norm."

"Call me Mister Lucky."

[zenbooty]

"How's life treating you, Norm?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."


"How's your day, Norm?"
"Pour."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that."
"No. Pour!" (points to taps)

[hoey222]

"Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass."


"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"


"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear!"

[Dave_7]

"What's goin' on Mr. Peterson?"

"Let's talk about what's goin' IN Mr. Peterson."





"Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nippin' at your nose?"

"Yep... now let's get Joe Beer nippin' at my liver."





This could be a great thread.





Dave.