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mcs328
01-16-2003, 02:43 PM
http://www.wtop.com/index.php?sid=37080&nid=25

Oops! Bank Robber Locks Keys in Car
Updated: Thursday, Jan. 16, 2003 - 8:00 AM EST.


PORT ROYAL, Va. (AP) - He left $100 bills in his wake and, when this bank robber reached his getaway car, he found the keys had been locked inside.
It didn't get any better Wednesday for the masked man who entered the Union Bank & Trust in Caroline County. After he fled his locked car on foot, the frustrated suspect was run down by two civilians and inadvertently shot himself in the leg.

When he continued to struggle, one of the citizens shot him in the leg, too.

Caroline County Sheriff Homer Johnson said Edward Butler Blaine, 61, of Spotsylvania County, was eventually charged with eight felonies, including robbery and two counts of attempted murder. He was hospitalized in Richmond for his injuries.

Blaine fled the bank with several thousand dollars, but dropped several $100 bills along the way as he tried stuffing the money in his pockets, Johnson said.

When beating on the car window with a large piece of wood only drew him the attention of civilians, Blaine abandoned the car and fled with them in pursuit.

When the civilians caught him, Blaine tried to shoot them, but instead shot his own leg, Johnson said. One of the men also shot the suspect when he kept fighting.

Blaine had little reason to think this robbery would go well. Police said he served nearly 20 years in prison after being convicted of a bank robbery in Maryland in 1963.

(Copyright 2003 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

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He was also charged with two counts of attempted murder. Good job on shooting him in the leg. I wonder if it was one bullet in each leg.

TERRIBLETOM
01-16-2003, 03:05 PM
There have been a lot of successful bank robberies here in the Boston area as of late, I'm not quite sure why they haven't been caught yet but I'm sure this guy will get the "Dumb bell" of the year award...

mojo
01-16-2003, 03:26 PM
ok...so lemme see if i got this right:

he tried to break the glass with a piece of (malleable) wood. he was holding a gun which he could have used either to break the glass...or even shoot the glass. but instead, he opted to run. of course he was going to run even given that he had a habit of dropping bills when he ran.

he also apparently wasnt a very good shot, unless he was aiming for his own legs.

i'm kinda surprised he made it out of the bank. maybe what really happened is that he found a bag of money outside the bank :hmm:

Grimm
01-16-2003, 03:55 PM
Ya know, I personaly would rather have dumb criminals shooting themselves than smart criminals running around and shooting other people. I hope this guy becomes a role model for other crooks :P

x1337xD335C1P13x
01-16-2003, 09:27 PM
HHAAHAHA.
on
America's DUmbest Criminals,
some dumb crook tried to jump a electrified fence after stealing rolls and rolls of toilet paper. They caught fire and he got 2nd degree burns...
i agree, better to have stupid criminals hurting themselves instead of us...
:bigmouth: