Jokes

[Sir_Froggy]

here are some jokes I read in a jokebook in Stats class, I was really bored...

What kind of club does King Arthur go to?


A knightclub

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Where do snowflakes dance?

At a snowball

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Ya that's all I could remember. Don't worry I didn't laugh either

[Sir_Froggy]

now these are a little better


Dear Santa,

I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!

Love, Joey

Dear Joey,

Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.

Santa

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Two touristis were driving through Louisiana. They're coming up to a town called Natchitoches. They start arguing about how you pronounce the name of the town.

They keep arguing until they stop for lunch.

Now they're at the counter, and one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are, very slowly?"

The blonde girl leans across the counter and says, "Burrrrrrr-gerrrrrrrr, Kiiiiiiing."


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Four guys were out on the golf course, as one of them was teeing off at the 10th hole, a funeral precession went by. Instead of teeing off, the guy removed his cap and placed it on his chest until the funeral had passed.

The other three said, "You know, that was the most touching thing I've ever seen."

The guy goes, "Well, I was married to her for 15 years. It was the least I could do!"


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yep those were the ones I laughed at, all from here (http://www.freejokebooks.com/)

[DankNstickY]

ummm... how bout this one. it made me chuckle a little.

Q: why did michael jackson go to kmart?
A: he heard all boys pants were half off.

[jonEwantsM3]

Originally posted by DankNstickY
ummm... how bout this one. it made me chuckle a little.

Q: why did michael jackson go to kmart?
A: he heard all boys pants were half off.

man. thats horrible

[Memo]

Some more michael jackson jokes...


Why did Michael Jackson contact Boyz II Men?
-He thought they were a delivery service.



How do you know it's bedtime in the Michael Jackson house?
-It's when the big hand touches the little hand.



What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
-Get ouf of my son!

[whitak24]

Originally posted by Sir_Froggy
now these are a little better


Dear Santa,

I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!

Love, Joey

Dear Joey,

Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.

Santa
that one is a classic :heh:

[DankNstickY]

Originally posted by UT Memo
Some more michael jackson jokes...


michael jackson and elton john got together to make a new song. its called "dont let your son go down on me".

what university did michael jackson go to?
-bringemyoung

what does michael jackson consider a perfect 10?
-two 5-year-olds

what's itchy and in a baby's diaper?
-michael jackson's hand

why'd michael jackson have a son of his own?
-they were too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop