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faither
02-19-2003, 01:47 PM
Which night is "Must See TV" for you...

SUNDAY:
8:00 - My 33 Sons
8:30 - Osama Knows Best
9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed
9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal
10:00 - The Kuwaiti Hillbillies

MONDAY:
8:00 - Husseinfeld
9:00 - Mad About Everything
9:30 - Monday Night Stoning
10:00 - Win Bin Laden's Money
10:30 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAY:
8:00 - Wheel of Terror
8:30 - The Price Is Right If Osama Says It's Right
9:00 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Slayer

WEDNESDAY:
8:00 - Beat the Press
8:30 - When Kurds Attack
9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 - Veilwatch

THURSDAY:
8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi
8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 - Married With 139 Children
10:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

FRIDAY:
8:00 - Judge Saddam
8:30 - Suddenly Sanctions
9:00 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:30 - Cave and Garden Television
10:00 - No-Witness News

SATURDAY:
8:00 - Spongebob Squareturban
8:30 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
9:00 - Teletalibans
9:30 - Camel 54, Where Are You?
Jenny
02-19-2003, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by faither
SATURDAY:
8:00 - Spongebob Squareturban

All of them were funny but this..... :heh:
TofuNinja
02-19-2003, 02:46 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wonder if he is just as annoying
sbp
02-20-2003, 08:15 AM
Classic
Cantacuzene
02-20-2003, 08:19 AM
al Jazeera has always seemed relatively pro western to me. :confused:
zenbooty
02-20-2003, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by Cantacuzene
al Jazeera has always seemed relatively pro western to me. :confused: Are you kidding? They are very pro Arab. They just look moderate when you compare them to the nutjobs burning flags and shooting into the air on the streets, or the clerics who declare Fatwahs and death to the infidels.
Cantacuzene
02-20-2003, 09:12 AM
Thats why I said "relatively."
zenbooty
02-20-2003, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by Cantacuzene
Thats why I said "relatively." Yes, but you said "relatively pro-western" when they are in no way pro-western. "Relatively rational" or "relatively sane" would have been better choices :P .
faither
02-20-2003, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by zenbooty
Are you kidding? They are very pro Arab. They just look moderate when you compare them to the nutjobs burning flags and shooting into the air on the streets, or the clerics who declare Fatwahs and death to the infidels.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Thank you for the laugh of the day.
Speedfreak
02-20-2003, 02:01 PM
8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H

:heh: