subtle words for doing it

[nickel]

banging
knocking on heaven's door
getting it on

what not so graphic word or phrases do you know that mean "doing it"?

[welfareloser]

good thread!

i really have nothing funny to contribute, so i'll just sit back and watch the fun...

[zenbooty]

Getting your groove on

The Horizontal Hokey-Pokey

Smash the walls of Jericho!

[Johnnymac]

having relations

[coleslaw]

a little of the old in-out, in-out.

putting the hot dog in the bun.

coitus.

[nickel]

boinking

diddling

unskinny bop

[Merlin]

Takin' the old skin boat to tuna town.
Bumpin' uglies.
Knockin' boots.
Having cardinal knowledge of.

[Memo]

stabbing

For example:

So when we gonna stab, sweet cheeks?

[Jeffbx]

Taking ol' one eye to the optometrist

[hoey222]

hmmmmmm


planking

laying pipe

hubba hubba

gettin jiggy

nookie

gettin sum action

baow chikka chikka




:hmm:

gimme a few minutes to think up some more

[topane]

Doing the horizontal mambo.

[CornMonkey]

humping

horizontal lambada

doing the nasty

[brainsmile]

<bill clinton> not having sexual relations</bill clinton>

[Johnnymac]

putting the hoo-hoo-dilly in the cha-cha

[Speedfreak]

*******

[topane]

Plowing the field

[zenbooty]

:smash:

[Hiro]

Originally posted by Jeffbx
Taking ol' one eye to the optometrist
bwahahahaha. I love that one!

[Cantacuzene]

I usually say 'bang' or 'laying pipe.' But thats only when around guys. When girls are around, its always 'making love,' because im sensitive. :P :angel:

[fabfore1]

How about doing the wild thing...

[Cantacuzene]

Originally posted by fabfore1
How about doing the wild thing...

I thought people stopped saying that in 1983. Same people who say that are the ones who say, "Cool beans dude!" and think its "hip."

[fabfore1]

Your're Right!!!

Guess I'm showing my age... :o

[Peachhead]

making the beast with two backs :naughty:

[nickel]

giving Velma a Scooby Snack

giving the dog a bone

makin' bacon

[Freelance Superhero]

chon chon
sookay sookay
gettin freaky deaky

[InfiniteNothing]

plowing the field
Doting the com
Feeding the anemone (I just learned there was a spell check built into my browser)

[revil]

Originally posted by hoey222

gettin sum action

how about gettin gum action? :heh:

[jujubees]

My guy has enlightened me with the charming euphemism of "Taking the shrimp boat to tuna town."

Don't all clamor at once, ladies. This smoothtalker's mine. :P

[mojo]

Originally posted by jujubees
My guy has enlightened me with the charming euphemism of "Taking the shrimp boat to tuna town." http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/forrestgump-av.jpg :P

[cheapie]

Originally posted by cracker
putting the hoo-hoo-dilly in the cha-cha


haha.....(mrs. cartman?)

[Memo]

Saucing the hairy taco?

[ufcrusher]

Making a deposit...
feeding the cat (Time to feed the cat)
Hot Beef Injection (DF had a different version of that)
Sliding into home or Homerun
Slippin n sliding
Putting the snake in its home

I know I know more........but I start trying to think of them and blank.

[Hunny]

Originally posted by ufcrusher
Making a deposit...
feeding the cat (Time to feed the cat)
Hot Beef Injection (DF had a different version of that)
Sliding into home or Homerun
Slippin n sliding
Putting the snake in its home

I know I know more........but I start trying to think of them and blank.

Oh good god...you took them all...
My favorite is "boink" ...

and what ever happened to "making love" :hmm:
or does anyone do that ??

[eSDee]

Cockstabbing the meat curtain(ok no so subtle)
Flogging the dolphin
Yodle in the Canyon

[molecularfire]

Sadly enough... this thread has just made me hungry. I'm gonna go eat a muffin (and I do mean that literally). :P

[Freelance Superhero]

Originally posted by eSDeeLoco
Flogging the dolphinwe are talking about sex with a partner, yes? :hmm:

more:
porking
snogging
shagging

[hang10wannabe]

dhitb

gotoing the maki! :cool:

[revil]

you make me sick.

[chrissy]

Strokin (and now I have Clarence Carter (sp) stuck in my head...)

[GraingerGuy]

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion


:D (The losing my religion part if ya'll are wondering...)

[Speedfreak]

Meat packing
Sheathing the sword
Parking the submarine
Bust a nut
Scratch the center pocket
Wrestling
Nutdriver

[hoey222]

buff the musket......







o wait.....:hmm:

[Freelance Superhero]

makin pancakes

[DaFunkyUnit]

beaver bumping
gettin' some poon

oh, speaking of that "how do you eat your ice cream" thread,

whistling in the wheat fields
kissing the bearded clam
eating tacos (or enchiladas, whatever tickles your fancy)

[whitak24]

great thread, guys!

how about "parking the beef bus in tuna town"? (i think some other variations of this were posted earlier).


Originally posted by GraingerGuy

:D (The losing my religion part if ya'll are wondering...)
uh.....that's actually a phrase of southern origin meaning "to go crazy" or something like that.......

i've never heard a sexual connotation for it though :hmm:

[brainsmile]

SEX?

[nickel]

is that a statement or a question?