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tweeteresa
03-31-2003, 02:46 AM
INGREDIENTS:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana


DIRECTIONS :

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.


NOTES:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
mcs328
03-31-2003, 09:35 AM
Originally posted by tweeteresa

3. If cake rises, leave town.

:heh:
cheapie
03-31-2003, 09:46 AM
omg. i can't tell if that's terrible or awesome. lol.
Jenny
03-31-2003, 10:17 AM
hahahaha that's great!
zenbooty
03-31-2003, 11:45 AM
You forgot to add the midget and the motor oil!!!
ironchef
03-31-2003, 12:04 PM
Note: To neutralize the ill effects of any foul smelling or off color ingredients, marinate ingredients in one-fifth of any of the following: vodka, rum, whiskey or tequila.
whitak24
03-31-2003, 02:36 PM
that was pretty funny.... :heh:

make sure you don't leave it in overnight :D
cheapie
03-31-2003, 02:39 PM
maybe we should send this recipe around for everyone's homework (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59093&highlight=homework)
dave
04-01-2003, 12:06 AM
I thought only guys were allowed to tell such jokes :heh:
RoniMan
04-01-2003, 12:28 AM
shouldn't oven mitts be used to avoid cake from rising?
oblongmelon
04-08-2003, 08:19 PM
omg this is almost as old as me!
nickel
04-11-2003, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by DarkFury
Hmmm.. the "Mens" recipe probably includes...

Place banana in bowl, with nuts on the side and stir until creamy... :hihi:

:eek: you stir?
nickel
04-11-2003, 09:40 AM
quick on the draw is ok as long as there are other rounds to shoot :D
Momma Kitty
04-11-2003, 10:18 PM
question: Should you leave the banana covered...or peel it first??
RoniMan
04-11-2003, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by Momma Kitty
question: Should you leave the banana covered...or peel it first??

ouch! but then again, there are some religions that require you to peel the banana. it's more "kosher".