ow.

[welfareloser]

labor hurts.

hopefully this is over with quick... if this drags on all day, imma have to beat a couple of 5-1/2 lb butts. and if this is another round of false labor... :angry: i know a coupla boys gonna learn a little somethin somethin about pissin off THA MOM.

so far, it's lookin like it's gonna drag on all damn day.

dammit.

cold beer at the end of the tunnel... cold beer at the end of the tunnel... biiiiiiig box of chocolates and some tylenol 3...

[GraingerGuy]

You are in labor and still posting on G|A? Wow....dedicated member. :) Good luck!

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by GraingerGuy
You are in labor and still posting on G|A? Wow....dedicated member. :) Good luck!

no, just bored and need entertainment in 9-minute chunks that doesn't involve me moving my 172-lb ass.

[gear02]

Yeah no kidding...in labor and you're typing away on gotapex...

hehehe

hope you feel better and everything goes well :D

[attgig]

hahahaha
go welfare!


i can picture it now...on the hospital bed, asking the nurse...hey, i brought my laptop, you guys have wifi right?

she rolls the dinner tray over you, and you start surfing and pushing......

your kids first memory sight of you is you with your laptop :P

hahaha, get a webcam going! we can all join in the fun :P

[LPMiller]

She is still looking for a decent 15 percent off coupon at Baby Deliveries R Us.

Good luck doll, hope at the very least the drugs rock.

[Kim]

Woohoo WF! Good luck and easy labor!

If you can..walk around in between pains, let gravity help.

I can't wait to see the pics and hear the story.

[topane]

Originally posted by attgig
hahaha, get a webcam going! we can all join in the fun :P :puke:


"Hey, is that welfare's cervix?"

[avlena]

Originally posted by topane
:puke:


"Hey, is that welfare's cervix?"

*shudder* i was at my best friend's labor, and made the mistake of looking when the doctor said: "the baby is crowning!". i thought it would be some magical moment... but my god, that is a part of my best friend that i NEVER wanted to see!!!! :bawl: after watching the labor, it was a year before i could even THINK about having children!

anyway, Good luck welfare!!! :D

[poiselle]

Good luck and I hope everything goes as smoothly as childbirth can. At times like this I am oh so happy to be a guy.

[RoniMan]

Originally posted by attgig
hahahaha
go welfare!


i can picture it now...on the hospital bed, asking the nurse...hey, i brought my laptop, you guys have wifi right?

she rolls the dinner tray over you, and you start surfing and pushing......

your kids first memory sight of you is you with your laptop :P

hahaha, get a webcam going! we can all join in the fun :P
baby's first words "got....apex?"

gl welf

[GraingerGuy]

Originally posted by RoniMan

baby's first words "got....apex?"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :heh:

That would be so funny! If my first child's words were that...I think I just about die laughing!

[Jenny]

Good luck and hope it is over with quickly and that both are healthy! :)

[zenbooty]

Good luck welfare! Try not to be too abusive to the nurses when those pains hit!

[OC]

Good luck welfare! I hope Darryl & Darryl arrive soon. :)

-OC

[sizemic1]

Originally posted by overclocked
Good luck welfare! I hope Darryl & Darryl arrive soon. :)

-OC

Darryl & Darryl? I thought she decided on Milli & Vanilli?

[hoey222]

good luck - -remember - drugs are your friend ;)

[Grimm]

Good luck!

Have you registered their G|A names yet?

How about Evilterror and Evilhorror? They are twins after all. :shrug:

[Momma Kitty]

Good luck, I hope the pain isn't too bad for too long! and yes, Drug ARE your friend!!! :D

[tweeteresa]

babies out yet? if not....GOOD LUCK! it'll be over soon. :)

[welfareloser]

lesson of the day:

if you get cocky, god gets you every time.

everything was sooooo easy with eg... water broke in a torrent, wnet to hospital, felt all of about two contractions before the epidural kicked in, and 6-7 hours later, 1 hour of pushing, eg was out, no problem.

so i think i'm just the queen of childbirth...

thpppppft. 12 hours later contractions are "only" 9 minutes apart instead of the 12 or so they were at 6 am this morning. eeeesh. i think i'm in for one of those "49 hours of labor" horror stories... they won't even let me in to the hospital until they are 5 minutes apart.

so after eg, i got my weight back down to 118 lbs, was real proud of myself, bought a ton of size 4 low-rider jeans and belly shirts... haha, i'm so cool, right?

if the stretch marks (eg calls them "tiger scratches") from this double dose of dickheads are any indication, methinks it will never again be appropriate to wear 75% of what's in my closet.

god gets you every time...

and i think it will have to be eviloverlord and evilninja, but we're working on it. ;)

this is probly my last post until the baby pictures post, cuz i feel like a hatful of smashed @$$holes.

[chrissy]

OH!

Labor, the thing you don't remember until you are in it again.

Focus on the love of the lil' evil ones, it will help you out (you have been squating right?? it really does help spread your pelvis bones).

I am smiling really big for you... GL and wish you a lot of drugs if that is your choice.

That is a good poll question.

Who here took pain meds when they were delivering?

[Kim]

Originally posted by chrissy
OH!

Who here took pain meds when they were delivering?


That would be a big YES!!!! I'm a wimp and I'm not ashamed to admit it!

[Markel]

Hope everything comes out ok, welfare.

For a change, why not try a home birth? That's what we did for our last 3. ;)

[chrissy]

Originally posted by Markel

For a change, why not try a home birth? That's what we did for our last 3. ;)

I would love to try that! Donnie might have reservations, but I haven't had any complications with my first two :)

But, first, I need to get pregnant... oh, donnie!!! Where are you??

[oblongmelon]

HEY GIRL! I have one word for you.

EPIDURAL.

(good luck and all that jazz-and don't forget to get some "me" time when it's all over..)

[Markel]

Originally posted by chrissy


I would love to try that! Donnie might have reservations, but I haven't had any complications with my first two :)
We had our first two at a hospital (with midwives) and 3 at home (again, with midwives). I would definitely say that midwives are the way to go.

[brainsmile]

Originally posted by oblongmelon
HEY GIRL! I have one word for you.

EPIDURAL.

(good luck and all that jazz-and don't forget to get some "me" time when it's all over..)

wimp~! Go natural or don't go at all!!! :P

j/k

good luck!

[jujubees]

I'm a little late to the party, but I'm sure you're still huffing and puffing away ...

Good luck, our thoughts are with you, and can't wait to see the baby pics! :)

[attgig]

Originally posted by chrissy
Who here took pain meds when they were delivering?

you mean some oat bran muffins, metamucil, and some hemorrhoidal cream right???

j/k :P
but yeah, if you decide to do that poll, might wanna do it on the softer side...


GOOD LUCK WF!!!
make sure you pee before you deliver! :shrug:

[faither]

WFL...hope everything is going well. Hang in there and good luck.

[WhiskeyPapa]

Originally posted by Markel
We had our first two at a hospital (with midwives) and 3 at home (again, with midwives). I would definitely say that midwives are the way to go. Ditto. Homebirth is the way to go. Our last 4 have been born at home. The last birth we had at the hospital was our twins 8 years ago, and that was the worst birth experience we've ever had.