Increase his stamina!!

[mcs328]

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2585221

Penis-Numbing Condom Planned
Thu April 17, 2003 11:56 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German company said on Thursday it wants to market a new condom to improve men's sexual performance by numbing the penis to prevent premature ejaculation.
The condom, which would carry thin film of anaesthetic on its inner lining, has yet to win regulatory approval.

"Men tend to get turned on more quickly than women," a spokesman for Cologne-based firm Condomi told Reuters. "Our condom will even up the odds by numbing the man's sensitive regions -- but not the whole body like when you're drunk."
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I don't imagine my gf getting this when it goes on sale. I think I have enough stamina. Hmmm...I don't like the idea of my member being numbed like it got a shot of novacaine but that's just me.

[Fas-ligand]

hmm...something tells me this isn't going to be a great idea. :D

[InfiniteNothing]

I wonder if this is a female condom. Otherwise I'm not too sure it would be a big seller with the men.

Oh and don't condoms desensitize things enough as it is. It's like eating a twinkie with the wrapper still on. You want to just rip that wrapper up and gobble up the sweet sweet twinkie but nope you can't eat the twinkie. You have to sit there and dream about it. Anyhow, big thank you to whomever invented birth control.

[angl2b]

DEFINITELY NOT getting this product, don't like the idea...great for other men maybe not you mcs328.....ABSOLUTELY NOT

[The Punisher]

You know what would be really funny? Put the condom on inside out and see what happens :bonk:

[Fas-ligand]

Originally posted by The Punisher
You know what would be really funny? Put the condom on inside out and see what happens :bonk:

I think that would just make things worse.

[Memo]

Originally posted by InfiniteNothing
I wonder if this is a female condom. Otherwise I'm not too sure it would be a big seller with the men.

Oh and don't condoms desensitize things enough as it is. It's like eating a twinkie with the wrapper still on. You want to just rip that wrapper up and gobble up the sweet sweet twinkie but nope you can't eat the twinkie. You have to sit there and dream about it. Anyhow, big thank you to whomever invented birth control.

So you get frustrated when you want to gobble penises with condoms on, eh Infinite? And then you dream about the penis?

[InfiniteNothing]

:munch:

Memo, I told you that was a one time thing with you. I was young and curious; I didn't know what I wanted. Now let us never speak of it again.

[InfiniteNothing]

Originally posted by Fas-ligand


I think that would just make things worse.


I'm sure that would be a common error though.

[Fas-ligand]

Originally posted by InfiniteNothing



I'm sure that would be a common error though.

I can almost see the lawsuits now...

[Nija]

Originally posted by angl2b
DEFINITELY NOT getting this product, don't like the idea...great for other men maybe not you mcs328.....ABSOLUTELY NOT

I think she's trying to tell you that you take too long as it is.... :poke:

[mcs328]

Originally posted by Nija


I think she's trying to tell you that you take too long as it is.... :poke:

Hahaha...is that really a bad thing? If Sting can go on for several hours why oh why can't I? I thought girls don't like minute men. So you miss the whole Thursday Night Must See TV...isn't it worth it tho?

[Nija]

Originally posted by mcs328


Hahaha...is that really a bad thing? If Sting can go on for several hours why oh why can't I? I thought girls don't like minute men. So you miss the whole Thursday Night Must See TV...isn't it worth it tho?

Ok, first chaffing... hello.. she's gonna need some lube, eventually, and to be honest, i can only take so much astroglide-y smell.

Besides, after hours of sex, my unit hurts. I've only done it like twice, but my d1ck hurt for a few days after words, that's not kosher.

Besides, I'm sure she wants to do something other than fvck for 24 hours straight... i'm think she likes to eat, or go to the bathroom, or perhaps unspread her legs, or maybe...

:)

[angl2b]

NO it is not worth missing Must see Thusday...being a mintue man sometimes is not a bad thing..blind raging lust is great sometimes...;)

[avlena]

Originally posted by angl2b
NO it is not worth missing Must see Thusday...being a mintue man sometimes is not a bad thing..blind raging lust is great sometimes...;)

:stupid:

sometimes i'd rather have a good quick romp of mad passion then hours upon hours... besides, after awhile, starts to HURT!!!

[InfiniteNothing]

Ha, ha ha. MCS is lame in the sac. :bigmouth::poke:

[mcs328]

Originally posted by InfiniteNothing
Ha, ha ha. MCS is lame in the sac. :bigmouth::poke: :bawl: :cry2: :cry: I try...and try...and try. Oh well...I get mine ;)

[InfiniteNothing]

And try, and try, and try, and try, and try, and try, and try, and try, and try.

Just messing with ya. Sorry, I can't help myself.

[nickel]

nah, don't like the idea. so the first spurt comes fast. aren't most guys able to go for a second one right after that?

[InfiniteNothing]

Originally posted by nickelback
nah, don't like the idea. so the first spurt comes fast. aren't most guys able to go for a second one right after that?

I get the feeling you aren't as sexually... apt as you'd like us all to believe. Me? I last. I never feel like going for a second. After the first I just want to be left alone to watch TV. If you still have questions about the refractory period, PM me.

[nickel]

Originally posted by InfiniteNothing


I get the feeling you aren't as sexually... apt as you'd like us all to believe. Me? I last. I never feel like going for a second. After the first I just want to be left alone to watch TV. If you still have questions about the refractory period, PM me.

yeh, i'm a virgin ;)

so you are the roll over and go to sleep, or as you say "left alone to watch TV" type? what a drag :P
then does it take a few days for you to be able to go again?
you do know there are guys out there that have an instant or m'be just minutes for a refractory period? you, um, just don't have it in you to be back that quick, do you?

[InfiniteNothing]

:heh: days? You have to remember, I'm 19.
Just because a guy might have a couple minute refactory period doesn't mean he likes it. I dunno, it may be a couple minutes for me; never felt like trying though.

[nickel]

Originally posted by InfiniteNothing
:heh: days? You have to remember, I'm 19.
Just because a guy might have a couple minute refactory period doesn't mean he likes it. I dunno, it may be a couple minutes for me; never felt like trying though.

oic, sounds like a sexual problem to me. i wonder how many other guys your age wanna do it, get it over with, and then want to be left alone to watch TV?

[hapoo]

Originally posted by nickelback


oic, sounds like a sexual problem to me. i wonder how many other guys your age wanna do it, get it over with, and then want to be left alone to watch TV?


stop teasing him hehehe
I think it all depends on the type of sex a person wants at the time. Sometimes people just need to get it out of their system, which is why they go at it once and get it over with. Other times people actually have sex cause they want to, not for biological urges. I dunno :shrug:

[angl2b]

Originally posted by mcs328
:bawl: :cry2: :cry: I try...and try...and try. Oh well...I get mine ;)
That's not hard at all...you always get yours....too easy...:P

[cyro]

Originally posted by nickelback


oic, sounds like a sexual problem to me. i wonder how many other guys your age wanna do it, get it over with, and then want to be left alone to watch TV?

:eek:
I *definitely* think he is the exception! Darn! I like my sex good and plenty :) why would I possibly be interested in TV? There hasn't been a single time where my GF couldn't get my attention (OK, so she is very inventive, admitted) over TV or anything else that's out there.

Cheers,
-CyRo

[mcs328]

Guys have a longer refractory (sp?) period than girls. Hence why some girls can have multiple orgasms. Guys will always go up and down. They plateau and then drop and depending on the guy can plateau again. Women however may follow the same cycle but some don't drop off right away.

At least that's what they tell you in my college level sex class. It was called Human Sexuality at MD. Let me tell you the waiting list for that class is 100 ppl deep. The book is pretty informative and they have some nasty pictures of STD's in it too. Fun class.

At 19 you shouldn't be rolling over and watching TV. You should be piledriving your way down to the basement. Guys peak around 20 right? And girls peak around 30-ish.

You shouldn't take days to recharge. Reload man...lay off the :bandit: Watch more porn...get those teste-ronies pumping. :P