I have decided.

[revil]

You are now all my followers. I promise I won't rule you with an iron fist. I'll first use a rubber fist to ease it in. Once you get used to my one handed tactics, I'll introduce the iron fist.

Trust me, you'll love my dicktoral presence.

If you don't conform, you'll be labeled a terrorist loving hippy and will be delt with by the members of E|A?, so long as they feel like it. (but who doesn't enjoy a fun "termination" of hippyism?)

[Freelance Superhero]

soooo... what'll you be doing with the other hand?

[revil]

[17:39] * `DoPeY` slaps revil around a bit with a large trout
[17:39] <revil> so long as you don't knock over your revil shrine
[17:40] * `DoPeY` praises the revil shrine
Dopey is my first follower, who's next?

[Apex]

Awww, my puppet's all grows up.

[Windsor]

Originally posted by Apex
Awww, my puppet's all grows up.

Uhhhh...:eek: Anyone else find this a mite bit troubling?:hmm:

[ray]

:chef:

can i be chef?

[gear02]

Do we have to be drunk to join up?

[revil]

you guys seem to misunderstand. you don't have to join up, this is a forceful takeover. i'm just looking for loyalists...

[gear02]

Originally posted by revil
you guys seem to misunderstand. you don't have to join up, this is a forceful takeover. i'm just looking for loyalists...

Ok...soooooo...do we have to be drunk to be loyal?

[revil]

Originally posted by gear02


Ok...soooooo...do we have to be drunk to be loyal?
no, you have to be drunk to be cool like me.

/me stares at gear02 and applies peer pressure

[oblongmelon]

Hey JIM JONES-when do you pass out the grape koolaid?;) :rolleyes:

[speedracer120]

Originally posted by Apex
Awww, my puppet's all grows up.

ROFLMAO.

revil, this one's for you.:pfft: :D

[tweeteresa]

someone slap him already! :hmm:

[NuTs62]

Originally posted by tweeteresa
someone slap him already! :hmm:

/me slaps revil

done! :D

[Grimm]

Hey, revil, what kinda bennies are you offering me?

A free hand for wanton destruction? Absolute rule of a large continent? My own secret police force?

[revil]

Originally posted by Grimm
Hey, revil, what kinda bennies are you offering me?

A free hand for wanton destruction? Absolute rule of a large continent? My own secret police force?

Ah, you missed the last union meeting where i discussed my plan. all those in the union get free reign. if you would like your own police force, go ahead a make it. feeling a little need for wanton destruction, go for it; and of course if you want some help we're always glad to destroy.

[Grimm]

Originally posted by revil


Ah, you missed the last union meeting where i discussed my plan. all those in the union get free reign. if you would like your own police force, go ahead a make it. feeling a little need for wanton destruction, go for it; and of course if you want some help we're always glad to destroy. w00t! Count me in!

[topane]

Originally posted by revil
Dopey is my first follower, who's next? I'd rather be your arch-nemesis, if that's OK with everyone...

[Grimm]

Originally posted by topane
I'd rather be your arch-nemesis, if that's OK with everyone... Sorry man. While pretending to be his follower I will secretly set up an alter identity to be his arch-nemisis. I will always be one step ahead of him as I am one of the "inner circle" and always privy to his plans.

You can be my lackey though...:P

[zenbooty]

Go ahead and try! I will send forth my Zen minions who will strafe all the lands with their Booty Rays, grooving you all into mellow chill submission!

[Nija]

Originally posted by zenbooty
Go ahead and try! I will send forth my Zen minions who will strafe all the lands with their Booty Rays, grooving you all into mellow chill submission!

booty rays... :heh:

[cheapie]

Originally posted by revil
Trust me, you'll love my dicktoral presence.


i refuse to obey a dictator that can't spell dictoral. :D

[Jenny]

:heh: @ cb. I actually assumed he put it that way because of this:

"I promise I won't rule you with an iron fist. I'll first use a rubber fist to ease it in. Once you get used to my one handed tactics, I'll introduce the iron fist."


hahahah

[revil]

Originally posted by cheapbast@rd
I refuse to obey a dictator that can't spell dictoral. :D
at least jenny understood.

[cheapie]

i apologize. please forgive me o benevolent dicktator.

[DankNstickY]

:sing: ...to follow Jesus... I have decided, to follow Jesus... :sing:

[Joshua]

Remember the Snot! Wherever there is a runny nose, wherever there are loogies, wherever there is phlegm, I will be!

[gear02]

Originally posted by cheapbast@rd
i apologize. please forgive me o benevolent dicktator.

To apologize, you have to bend over...

:D

[whitak24]

i'm joining grimm and topane in the resistance :D