nickel
04-22-2003, 06:08 PM
Firetruck.
A fireman is working on the engine outside the station
when he notices a little girl next door in a little
red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and
a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl
is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied
to a dog and a cat. The fireman walks over to take a
closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the
fireman says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl
says. The fireman looks a little closer and notices
the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and
to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," The
fireman says: "I don't want to tell you how to run
your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar, I think he could pull
more." The little girl replied: "You're probably
right, sir, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
A fireman is working on the engine outside the station
when he notices a little girl next door in a little
red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and
a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl
is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied
to a dog and a cat. The fireman walks over to take a
closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the
fireman says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl
says. The fireman looks a little closer and notices
the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and
to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," The
fireman says: "I don't want to tell you how to run
your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar, I think he could pull
more." The little girl replied: "You're probably
right, sir, but then I wouldn't have a siren."