A theoretical question

[Hiro]

I have a question about Star Trek: The Next Generation.

If Picard had gotten involved intimately with the Borg Queen, would the Borg have experienced a borgasm?

Yea...so think about it.

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[Hiro]

that still doesn't answer my question.

[Fas-ligand]

If this question must have an answer....

yes, they would, and every one of them would start smoking afterwards.:D

[mojo]

df, yours can bad. but this...<jules>i'm trying REAL HARD</jules> to forget

[ufcrusher]

Somebody here has a bit too much time on his hands! Cant you think of more constructive things to do other than ask things like that.

Now the real question is what kind of input would it have been. Binary or Digital :naughty:

[Speedfreak]

Originally posted by ufcrusher
Now the real question is what kind of input would it have been. Binary or Digital :naughty:

Well, I guess it would be closest to digital being that it is 2 symbols. X and Y.

[Grimm]

Originally posted by ufcrusher
...Now the real question is what kind of input would it have been. Binary or Digital :naughty: Not that it really deserves a response, but wouldn't the antonym of digital or binary be analog?

[Freelance Superhero]

what in the name of god is this thread turning into...

[speedracer120]

Originally posted by Freelance Superhero
what in the name of god is this thread turning into...

Nerdfest 2003.

[brainsmile]

considering that the borg queen is just a head, the upper part of the torso and a spine, according to the movies, this question is moot.

End of discussion. :P

[eSDee]

What does Picard have to do with it? She could have a borgasm with Chewbacca for all we know :shrug:

[Sir_Froggy]

what kind of thread is this to start with?

[Hiro]

Originally posted by eSDeeLoco
What does Picard have to do with it? She could have a borgasm with Chewbacca for all we know :shrug:
This is true. I chose Picard however because people can relate to Picard and the Borg Queen easier than they can relate Qui-Gon Jinn to the Borg Queen. :P

[mojo]

Originally posted by Sir_Froggy
what kind of thread is this to start with? well, it started off as a sort of tim kazurinski-esque joke (tennis/bjorn borgasm, if i remember correctly), then went into a sort of off-topic deal

[ufcrusher]

Captain Obvious brings you the following message:

Fingers = Digits i.e. Digital


Now that all the lightbulbs are burning bright once again, we will quickly exit the building before someone kicks me for my bad pun that went unnoticed.

[InfiniteNothing]

I'm laughing that Grim didn't get it.

Also, Fas, they'd watch TV not smoke.

[Momma Kitty]

I think they would have to assimulate Picard before they could all share his thoughts and feelings and know the "sweetness"

[Hiro]

Why would they have to assimilate him? He had been assimilated once before and retained some of his "link" to the borg. It just wouldn't be fully necessary. :P

[Speedfreak]

I think Data would have to get in on that action. The Borg Queen and him could just switch heads and then feel each other up.

[Fas-ligand]

Originally posted by InfiniteNothing
I'm laughing that Grim didn't get it.

Also, Fas, they'd watch TV not smoke.

Oh yeah, like Crank Yankers or something, right?

[nickel]

Originally posted by Corsec
I have a question about Star Trek: The Next Generation.

If Picard had gotten involved intimately with the Borg Queen, would the Borg have experienced a borgasm?

Yea...so think about it.

well theoretically,

YES-YES-YES!

[RoniMan]

Originally posted by Speedfreak
I think Data would have to get in on that action. The Borg Queen and him could just switch heads and then feel each other up.

would that be considered cybersex?

[zenbooty]

Originally posted by ufcrusher
Now the real question is what kind of input would it have been. Binary or Digital :naughty: Don't know, but I hear that Borg is kinky, and likes to bend over and take it in the Scuzzy port.

[Grimm]

Originally posted by ufcrusher
Captain Obvious brings you the following message:

Fingers = Digits i.e. Digital


Now that all the lightbulbs are burning bright once again, we will quickly exit the building before someone kicks me for my bad pun that went unnoticed. /me kicks ufcrusher in the jimmy!