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Hiro
04-23-2003, 10:59 AM
I have a question about Star Trek: The Next Generation.

If Picard had gotten involved intimately with the Borg Queen, would the Borg have experienced a borgasm?

topane
04-23-2003, 11:34 AM
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* topane slaps Corsec around a bit with a large trout
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* topane slaps Corsec around a bit with a large trout
* topane slaps Corsec around a bit with a large trout
* topane slaps Corsec around a bit with a large trout

Hiro
04-23-2003, 11:35 AM
that still doesn't answer my question.

Fas-ligand
04-23-2003, 11:42 AM
If this question must have an answer....

yes, they would, and every one of them would start smoking afterwards.:D

mojo
04-23-2003, 03:36 PM
df, yours can bad. but this...<jules>i'm trying REAL HARD</jules> to forget

ufcrusher
04-23-2003, 03:50 PM
Somebody here has a bit too much time on his hands! Cant you think of more constructive things to do other than ask things like that.

Now the real question is what kind of input would it have been. Binary or Digital :naughty:

Speedfreak
04-23-2003, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by ufcrusher
Now the real question is what kind of input would it have been. Binary or Digital :naughty:

Well, I guess it would be closest to digital being that it is 2 symbols. X and Y.

Grimm
04-23-2003, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by ufcrusher
...Now the real question is what kind of input would it have been. Binary or Digital :naughty: Not that it really deserves a response, but wouldn't the antonym of digital or binary be analog?

Freelance Superhero
04-23-2003, 07:53 PM
what in the name of god is this thread turning into...

speedracer120
04-23-2003, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by Freelance Superhero
what in the name of god is this thread turning into...

Nerdfest 2003.

brainsmile
04-23-2003, 08:43 PM
considering that the borg queen is just a head, the upper part of the torso and a spine, according to the movies, this question is moot.

End of discussion. :P

eSDee
04-23-2003, 08:57 PM
What does Picard have to do with it? She could have a borgasm with Chewbacca for all we know :shrug:

Sir_Froggy
04-23-2003, 08:57 PM

Hiro
04-23-2003, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by eSDeeLoco
What does Picard have to do with it? She could have a borgasm with Chewbacca for all we know :shrug:
This is true. I chose Picard however because people can relate to Picard and the Borg Queen easier than they can relate Qui-Gon Jinn to the Borg Queen. :P

mojo
04-23-2003, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by Sir_Froggy
what kind of thread is this to start with? well, it started off as a sort of tim kazurinski-esque joke (tennis/bjorn borgasm, if i remember correctly), then went into a sort of off-topic deal

ufcrusher
04-23-2003, 09:12 PM
Captain Obvious brings you the following message:

Fingers = Digits i.e. Digital

Now that all the lightbulbs are burning bright once again, we will quickly exit the building before someone kicks me for my bad pun that went unnoticed.

InfiniteNothing
04-23-2003, 10:25 PM
I'm laughing that Grim didn't get it.

Also, Fas, they'd watch TV not smoke.

Momma Kitty
04-24-2003, 12:54 AM
I think they would have to assimulate Picard before they could all share his thoughts and feelings and know the "sweetness"

Hiro
04-24-2003, 03:38 AM
Why would they have to assimilate him? He had been assimilated once before and retained some of his "link" to the borg. It just wouldn't be fully necessary. :P

Speedfreak
04-24-2003, 05:15 AM
I think Data would have to get in on that action. The Borg Queen and him could just switch heads and then feel each other up.

Fas-ligand
04-24-2003, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by InfiniteNothing
I'm laughing that Grim didn't get it.

Also, Fas, they'd watch TV not smoke.

Oh yeah, like Crank Yankers or something, right?

nickel
04-24-2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Corsec
I have a question about Star Trek: The Next Generation.

If Picard had gotten involved intimately with the Borg Queen, would the Borg have experienced a borgasm?

well theoretically,

YES-YES-YES!

RoniMan
04-24-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Speedfreak
I think Data would have to get in on that action. The Borg Queen and him could just switch heads and then feel each other up.

would that be considered cybersex?

zenbooty
04-24-2003, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by ufcrusher
Now the real question is what kind of input would it have been. Binary or Digital :naughty: Don't know, but I hear that Borg is kinky, and likes to bend over and take it in the Scuzzy port.

Grimm
04-24-2003, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by ufcrusher
Captain Obvious brings you the following message:

Fingers = Digits i.e. Digital

Now that all the lightbulbs are burning bright once again, we will quickly exit the building before someone kicks me for my bad pun that went unnoticed. /me kicks ufcrusher in the jimmy!