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sbp
04-25-2003, 12:05 AM
Toddler Twins Go on Rampage, Shed Clothes (http://reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2622473)

Two three-year-old twin boys who disappeared from home then reappeared hours later without their clothes had been off wreaking havoc in a neighbor's empty house, French newspapers reported on Thursday.

Police initially feared an abduction by a pedophile when the missing boys were discovered late in the evening walking through their home town of Deols, western France, stark naked and holding a bedside lamp.

But a call from a neighbor to report a suspected burglary revealed the boys had broken into a nearby house and gone berserk, emptying out drawers, bouncing on beds, scribbling on walls and gobbling up orange-flavored vitamin pills.

The twins discarded their clothes after getting covered in shampoo and toothpaste after a rampage through the bathroom, squeezing out bottles and tubes.

They grabbed a bedside light and took it away with them thinking it would help them find their way home in the dark.

The boys' parents will compensate the house owners, daily Liberation said. It did not say how they would punish the twins.

Speedfreak
04-25-2003, 12:11 AM
Crazy French children. 3 years and already getting into trouble.

That's frickin funny, though. :heh:

speedracer120
04-25-2003, 02:27 AM
Can't help but remember my brother nearly doing the same thing when he was 2 and I was 4. Running around a busy Chicago street buck naked.

ROFLMAO.

:heh:

oblongmelon
04-25-2003, 04:39 AM
:) Funny-kids do great stuff don't they?

Kim
04-25-2003, 06:03 AM
Hehehe...speaking of WF, has anyone heard from her? I hope the twins got here with out too much trouble.

welfareloser
04-25-2003, 08:06 AM
i'm so screwed. ;)

too busy to post pictures, but the brief update is:

they were born april 16th, leif kormak at 5 lbs 7 oz at 11:25 pm, and ulrik eri at 5 lbs 2 oz at 11:33...

and i did not have time to get an epidural. natural childbirth sucks and nobody should do it if they don't have to!

ulrik is home and doing great, leif will be in the hospital for a few more days... he has hirschsprung's disease, a lack of innervation to a small part of his colon which will need surgical repair when he is big enough, 2-3 months old... until then it's three-times-a-day enemas to make him poop. scary, but he will be okay, and there are much worse things that could have been wrong... now they just need to get some food in him, make sure he can poop with some help, and get his little butt home, hopefully by the end of the week next week.

eg is not only not regressing, he's been wonderfully helpful so far, doesn't seem to mind the intruder(s) AND is potty training successfully. and all those books say kids regress when the new baby comes home... :hmm:

Kim
04-25-2003, 08:13 AM
Congrats WF! Hurry home Leif. (I'm glad the docs will be able to fix him up.)

whitak24
04-25-2003, 09:50 AM
congrats welfare. hope everything continues to go ok, especially with Leif.

and sbp, great story :heh:

avlena
04-25-2003, 09:52 AM
congrats welfare!!! :D

fabfore1
04-25-2003, 09:55 AM
Congratulations! :cheers:

K2
04-25-2003, 10:11 AM
:cheers: congrats!

bachviet
04-25-2003, 10:42 AM
Kids will always be kids but they are so cute...

RoniMan
04-25-2003, 11:00 AM
congrats!

cool names

speedracer120
04-25-2003, 12:06 PM
Congrats on the twins. I hope I get twins later in life.

oblongmelon
04-25-2003, 08:39 PM
WTG WL AND spawn :)
I hope the little one gets home soon-

chrissy
04-25-2003, 10:56 PM
Congrats and enjoy! :)

faither
04-26-2003, 07:11 AM
Congratulations on two blessed bundles. Cherish them. Remember, that doesn't mean you can't have a lot of fun at their expense. :D