what do you think of a girl who farts?

[nickel]

c'mon everyone has an opinion on this one :gle: :tongue: :happy:

[zenbooty]

I don't think I've ever caught a girl farting. Except my Mom. And she was on some funky medication at the time, so she's excused :P

[revil]

ya, my mom let one rip too. was really loud. she turned around and blamed me. she didn't find it funny when i said, "you're blming me? can't you feel the shockwaves rippling through your fat? I'm serious, i can see your body jiggling all over."

[RoniMan]

Originally posted by revil
ya, my mom let one rip too. was really loud. she turned around and blamed me. she didn't find it funny when i said, "you're blming me? can't you feel the shockwaves rippling through your fat? I'm serious, i can see your body jiggling all over."

lol. my mom always blames either my brother or me.

[OC]

Eh. It happens. All that is needed is a polite "Excuse me". This goes for guys too - I've never understood why bodily functions are considered funny by so many people.

-OC

[xsiled2]

Originally posted by overclocked
Eh. I've never understood why bodily functions are considered funny by so many people.

live a little....:cool:

[modena]

girls fart?

[brain]

Originally posted by modena
girls fart?

Of course. Their farts smell like potpurri.

[Nija]

My g/f farts, and it sure as hell doens't smell like roses. That's why I like her, she's not afraid to be herself. She burps too.

[zenbooty]

Originally posted by xsiled2


live a little....:cool: :thumbup:

[johnnymk]

They flattulate :D

[johnnymk]

Dang..there are times that I think that nicleback might be a guy: The way she is obsessed with sex, body parts and "pooting". :rolleyes:

[DankNstickY]

Originally posted by DarkFury

According to Richard Pryor... Women don't "fart"... they "poot".


They go... <POOT> "Excuse me... I think I made a smelly..."

"Naw B***h, I think you s**t!"


(You gotta love the "classics"... :laugh: )


:heh: thats good stuff.


eh... i think its ok if its everynow and then. the thought of a girl takin a dump kinda makes me uncomfortable :shrug: but the fart thing, i guess its ok if she doesnt do it like every 5 minutes.

[GraingerGuy]

A friend of mine told me once that girls don't fart...they fluff. :)

So now we have three or four things that girls do instead of fart. :D

[The Punisher]

aww man... so far i'm the only one that thinks farts are hilarious! I don't mind them unless they stink. Although, chances are if a girl farts in front of you it's gonna cause she's probably been holding it in all day.

[guiseppewv]

Originally posted by The Punisher
aww man... so far i'm the only one that thinks farts are hilarious! I don't mind them unless they stink. Although, chances are if a girl farts in front of you it's gonna cause she's probably been holding it in all day.

Nope, I think they are hilarious too. :D So what if a girl farts. :shrug:

[johnnymk]

Originally posted by DarkFury


It's the "silent killers" that get ya... :eek:

SBD's :P

[nickel]

Originally posted by johnnymk
Dang..there are times that I think that nicleback might be a guy: The way she is obsessed with sex, body parts and "pooting". :rolleyes:

nope, i am as female as they come. i have a lot of guy friends who i hang with. probably because i am one of the few females who they have a lot of common interests with.
funny thing tho, i have had to call three guys from online just to "prove" i was female. :P

[guiseppewv]

Originally posted by nickelback


nope, i am as female as they come. i have a lot of guy friends who i hang with. probably because i am one of the few females who they have a lot of common interests with.
funny thing tho, i have had to call three guys from online just to "prove" i was female. :P

You're a "guy's girl" not a "girly girl".:D

[whitak24]

i have no problem with a girl letting one rip (in the right context), or a little polite fart (in more formal circumstances).

a body's gotta do what a body's gotta do :D

[johnnymk]

Originally posted by guiseppewv


You're a "guy's girl" not a "girly girl".:D

I like both types: "guy's girls" and "girly girls". I am not too fond of "girly guys", though. :P

[Lolita]

The one time I let one go, Burzhui doesn't let me live it down. He still reminds me of it one year later. True, it was a "silent but deadly" one and it was in the car BUT I had a horrible stomachache and I warned him first!!

So now I keep them all to myself...it's just not right that I don't have that freedom :(

[Nija]

Originally posted by Lolita
The one time I let one go, Burzhui doesn't let me live it down. He still reminds me of it one year later. True, it was a "silent but deadly" one and it was in the car BUT I had a horrible stomachache and I warned him first!!

So now I keep them all to myself...it's just not right that I don't have that freedom :(

the only reason we tease my g/f about that.. is well.. she cleared a entire room full of people....

so yeah, she doesn't get to live it down until NEXT thanksgiving (i wanna see if she can clear out 2 rooms :P)

You should have cracked the window or sumthin... ;)

[shock32638]

If you've got to fart what are you supposed to do? My GF is always mad at me whenever I let one go, so I've taken to quoting Cartman.


Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry! Next time I'll just ask my fart nicely if it wouldn't mind staying tucked away for a while!

[nickel]

contrary to being the thread starter, i'm not a big farter.
sh*t, that even rhymed.
but if a body has to do it, a body has to do it.

[Airencracken]

Oh man, I saw a "guest" viewing this and I had to break out the golden shovel!

:heh:

[esme]

Oh man, I saw a "guest" viewing this and I had to break out the golden shovel!

:heh:


no wonder!! :heh: ...i looked at the date ...and thought ...."wow! Airencracken is a little behind over here ....!" :) :cheers:

[tupacboy]

i was gonna say... wtf was so important about this thread that it had to be brought back... :)

[ialsohaveadream]

Who is this "nickelback" character? ;)

[BigJon]

Oh man, I saw a "guest" viewing this and I had to break out the golden shovel!

:heh:
Use it any time man...

http://bigjon.no-ip.org/shared/goldenshovel.jpg

http://bigjon.no-ip.org/shared/goldenshovel.jpg

[Sirrich3]

OH BROTHER.... iT HAS BEEN RESSURRECTED!

[zippyjuan]

Talk about digging up a stinky old thread! :wow:

[Nija]

its the resurection :borg:
Or resurrection.

[oblongmelon]

hahaha...either or..still a funny thread! I laugh my butt of when people fart..probably because I grew up in a house full of brothers and that's all they did (and tried to out do each other), but the funniest part was my bitchy sister was the biggest complainer, yet she'd stand there and breathe deep and then complain about the smell, while the rest of us ran out of the room or conveniently covered our noses with our sleeves while laughing hysterically..ps..my brothers-in their advanced state of age-still do this when they are together and we still laugh about it..silly, improper, but damn funny.

[Markel]

A good reason to have a dog. You can always blame the dog....

[johnnymk]

Farts Are Eternal

No, they really are and are a major cause of global warming

[cheapie]

i have never farted in front of a girl. :shrug: just the way i was raised.

[MikeD]

Farts Are Eternal

No, they really are and are a major cause of global warming


:spock:

So they're to blame for the hurricanes!!!

[nickel]

Farts Are Eternal

No, they really are and are a major cause of global warming
cow flatulence, yes, i've heard that theory.

[nickel]

i have never farted in front of a girl. :shrug: just the way i was raised.
BULLSH!T :laugh:

they slip out when you are sleeping, and scare the bejesus out of Mrs. Cheapie.

[nickel]

:spock:

So they're to blame for the hurricanes!!!
you heard it here first folks! :P

btw... thanks for :bump:ing this thread :D

[cheapie]

BULLSH!T :laugh:

they slip out when you are sleeping, and scare the bejesus out of Mrs. Cheapie.



i guess i meant never on purpose out loud. ;)

[nickel]

i guess i meant never on purpose out loud. ;)
silent but deadly? :gle:

[Freelance Superhero]

i guess i meant never on purpose out loud. ;)
not the romantic type, eh? :D don't you know girls love that! :shifty:

[Airencracken]

I let em rip all the time. Heh, I remember one time my gf burped and these two guys looked back and said "Nice one" and I said, "hey, it's why I love her" :heh:

I also love her cause she's got t3h tigolbitties and she's like got a.............personality and that stuff.....

[Nija]

she's got t3h tigolbitties

Keeper 'til they stat pointin' at her knees..


personality and that stuff.....Overrated

[eSDee]

It's always the toilet humor that resurfaces out of nowhere :hehehmm: