Answer these questions using song lyrics

[OC]

Not entire songs, just snippets. I'm working on my answer - I just wanted to get this out there.

Are you male or female?

Describe yourself.

How do some people feel about you?

How do you feel about yourself?

Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.

Where would you rather be?

Describe what you want to be.

Describe how you live.

Describe how you love.

[zenbooty]

Are you male or female?
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, but my Ma won't admit it. (The Who)

Describe yourself.
Six foot two and rude as Hell (Primus)

How do some people feel about you?
No one wants a loser, who works for five an hour,
smells like gas, looks like ****,
works in the rain and rude as Hell (Ween)

How do you feel about yourself?
I'm born to lose, and destined to fail (Social Distortion)

Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.
I'm getting tired of seeing her drunken body lying on the stairs (Screeching Weasel)

Where would you rather be?
Anywhere, anywhere but here... (Rush)

Describe what you want to be.
I don't wanna grow up. (Ramones)

Describe how you live.
I live in a room, an empty room
Four walls, white walls
I live in hole! Not some trailer park!
Its a lot of work, to be an animal. (Big Black)

Describe how you love.
Well I'm God's gift to women; They always want my dick. (Big Black)

[Kim]

Originally posted by overclocked


Are you male or female?"I'm just a girl"

Describe yourself."daydream believer"

How do some people feel about you?"somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me"

How do you feel about yourself?"I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed"

Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest."You're as cold as ice"

Where would you rather be?"up up and away, away from me"

Describe what you want to be."yes, I'm gonna be a star"

Describe how you live."She spends her days up in the north park, watching the people as they pass"


Describe how you love. "And I'll give it all to you, my love, my endless love"



Darn that was harder than I thought it would be. Fun thread oc!

[attgig]

Are you male or female?
NACHO NACHO MAN! (not sure who, perhaps just a commercial jingle?)

Describe yourself.
Coke bottle glasses,
I'm sitting in the corner with my finger up my nose,
And my shoelaces untied again,
Another day of school with no friends.
A social outcast,
Two grades ahead in math, with my highwater pants,
Giving meaning to pencil-necked-geek,
A dork or so to speak, tongue-in-cheek. (five iron frenzy)

How do some people feel about you?
So I believe I’m just plain tired (greenday)

How do you feel about yourself?
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here. (radiohead)

Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.
Baby
You're my angel
Come and save me tonight
You're my angel
Come and make it all right (aerosmith)

Where would you rather be?
"In God's presence" (traditional hymn)

Describe what you want to be.
I want to, I need to, be more like Jesus.
I want to, I need to, be more like Him. (Keith Green)

Describe how you live.
Rebel he's a rebel, rebel of the underground (4X) (2pac)

Describe how you love.
Lord I give myself (praise song from Hillsongs Austrailia).

[RoniMan]

Originally posted by attgig
Are you male or female?
NACHO NACHO MAN! (not sure who, perhaps just a commercial jingle?)



it's from the simpsons

man, this is tough!

[hoey222]

i can almost do it with one song......


Are you male or female?
they call me the working man

Describe yourself.
i get up about 7, and i goto work at 9
got no time for living

How do some people feel about you?
I'm workin' all the time

How do you feel about yourself?
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am


Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.
Always seem to be wond'rin'
Why there's nothin' goin' down here


Where would you rather be?
I get home at five o'clock

Describe what you want to be.
They call me the workin' man

Describe how you live.
And I take myself out a nice, cold beer

Describe how you love.
I guess that's what I am

[chrissy]

Are you male or female?


girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have


Describe yourself.

Laugh when I feel like it
Cry when i feel like it
That's just how my life is
That's how it goes
Oh watch me go
I'm a happy girl
And I've come to know
That the world won't change
Just 'cause I complain
Let the axis twirl
I'm a happy girl

How do some people feel about you?

I don't know why I go to extremes
Too high or too low there ain't no in-betweens
And if I stand or I fall
It's all or nothing at all


How do you feel about yourself?

I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the King of Pain

Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.

In your eyes
the light the heat
in your eyes
I am complete
in your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your eyes
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your eyes
I see the light and the heat
in your eyes
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
the heat I see in your eyes

Where would you rather be?

Well it really don't matter much where you are
'cause home is in your heart
It's a feeling that you wake with one day
Some people keep running all their life
And still find they haven't gone too far
They don't see it's the feeling inside - the feeling inside oh

Describe what you want to be.



Describe how you live.

I'm learnin' to fly,
But I ain't got wings.
Comin' down
Is the hardest thing.


Describe how you love.

That I would do anything for love,
And I'll be there until the final act
I would do anything for love
And I'll take a Vow and Seal a pact

[OC]

Answer these questions using song lyrics:

Are you male or female?

Dammit I'm a man
I said I'm a man

Bob Seger - Feel Like a Number

Describe yourself:

On the road of experience, I'm trying to find my own way
Sometimes I wish that I could fly away
When I think that I'm moving, suddenly things stand still
I'm afraid 'cause I think they always will

John Denver - Looking for Space

How do some people feel about you?

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

Linkin Park - In The End

How do you feel about yourself?

And oh I feel
I am a wandering
A fleeting transient

Soul
All I feel is I am holding on
But only for a moment then it's gone

Chantal Kreviazuk - Souls

Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:

Love, I get so lost sometimes
days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
when I want to run away
I drive off in my car
but whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are

In Your Eyes - Peter Gabriel

Where would you rather be?

These vagabond shoes
Are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it,
New York, New York...

New York, New York - Frank Sinatra

Describe what you want to be:

Go for a walk, say a little prayer
Take a deep breath of mountain air
Put on my glove and play some catch
It's time that I make time for that
Wade the shore and cast a line
Pick up a long lost friend of mine
Sit on the porch and give my girl a kiss
Start livin', that's the next thing on my list

Toby Keith - My List

Describe how you live:

Any minute now, my ship is coming in
I'll keep checking the horizon
I'll stand on the bow, feel the waves come crashing
Come crashing down down down, on me

And you say, be still my love
Open up your heart
Let the light shine in
But don't you understand
I already have a plan
I'm waiting for my real life to begin

Colin Hay - Waiting For My Real Life To Begin

Describe how you love:

And sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides

Dan Hill - Sometimes When We Touch

[sizemic1]

Are you male or female?
I'm a man, yes I am, and I can't help but love you so [Steve Winwood]

Describe yourself.
Sitting on a park bench --
eyeing ittle girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck. [Jethro Tull]

How do some people feel about you?
this world rejects me
this world threw me away
this world never gave me a chance
this world's gonna have to pay [Nine Inch Nails]


How do you feel about yourself?
Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I wanted to. I get real frustrated and I try hard to do it and I take my time and it doesn't work out the way I wanted to.
It's like I concentrate real hard and it doesn't work out
Everything I do and everything I try never turns out
It's like I need time to figure these things out [Suicidal Tendencies]


Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.
I went to sleep last night, I work as hard as I can-a
I bring home my money, you take my money, give it to another man
I should have quit you, baby-a, oh, such a long time ago-ho [Led Zeppelin]

Where would you rather be?
The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby! Love Shack, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing

Describe what you want to be.
I think I'll be a teddy boy, I think I'll be a hunk
I think I'll be a tough guy and I think I'll be a punk
I might just be a fashion star
All dressed in frilly rags
Or perhaps I'll cross the other side
and walk around in
Drag! [Oingo Boingo]


Describe how you live.
I put hoes in NY onto DKNY (uh-huh)
Miami, D.C. prefer Versace (that's right)
All Philly hoes, dough and Moschino (c'mon)
Every cutie wit a booty bought a Coogi (haaaaah!) [Notorious BIG]

Describe how you love. [/QUOTE]
Squeeze me, babe, 'till the juice runs down my leg
Do, squeeze, squeeze me, baby, until the juice runs down my leg
The way you squeeze my lemon-a
I'm gonna fall right outta bed, 'ed, 'ed, bed, yeah [Led Zeppelin]

[jujubees]

Are you male or female?
And I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
-Avril Lavigne

Describe yourself.
I keep on praying for a blue sky
I keep on searching through the rain
-Chris Isaak

How do some people feel about you?
I've built walls
A fortress deep and mighty
That none may penetrate
-Simon & Garfunkel

How do you feel about yourself?
Everybody's coming to get me
Just say you never met me
-Harvey Danger

Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now
-Goo Goo Dolls

Where would you rather be?
I just wanna see some palm trees
I will try and shake away this disease
We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
-Everclear

Describe what you want to be.
I always say and do as I please
-Peter Cincotti

Describe how you live.
If I can dream of a warmer sun
Where hope keeps shining on everyone
Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that sun appear
-Elvis Presley

Describe how you love.
It seems like every time I try to make it right
It all comes down on me
Please say honestly
You won't give up on me
-Sheryl Crow

[Memo]

Are you male or female?
I'm just a poor boy, I neeed no sympathy.
Describe yourself.
I'm easy come, easy go. Little high, little low.
How do some people feel about you?
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
How do you feel about yourself?
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.
Magnifico I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Where would you rather be?
Anywhere the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me.
Describe what you want to be.
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me
Describe how you live.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
Describe how you love.
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time


Ta-da! Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody :D

[topane]

LOL! Those Rush and Queen ones were great!


[edited because Eye cant' spel]

[zenbooty]

Kudo's too my fellow Suicidal Tendencies fan!

"All I wanted was a Pepsi, and SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!"

[Lolita]

Originally posted by UT Memo
Are you male or female?
I'm just a poor boy, I neeed no sympathy.
Describe yourself.
I'm easy come, easy go. Little high, little low.
How do some people feel about you?
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
How do you feel about yourself?
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.
Magnifico I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Where would you rather be?
Anywhere the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me.
Describe what you want to be.
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me
Describe how you live.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
Describe how you love.
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time


Ta-da! Queen - Bohemian Rhapsoy :D


impressive :thumbup:

[topane]

Are you male or female?
I'm a man
yes I am
and I can't help but love you so

Describe yourself.
I looked in the mirror today
My eyes just didn't seem so bright
I've lost a few more hairs
I think I'm going bald

How do some people feel about you?
He Sleeps With A Chainsaw
He Sings Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
He Likes To Work With His Hands
He's An Apolitical Man

And He Don't Like Change
You May Think He's Deranged
But He'd Rather Be Home,
Home.. Home On The Strange

How do you feel about yourself?
I feel good
I knew that I would now

Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.
Blue eyes
Baby´s got blue eyes
Like a deep blue sea
On a blue blue day

Where would you rather be?
Anywhere, anywhere but here

Describe what you want to be.
I want to be a cowboy
And you can be my cowgirl

Describe how you live.
We go out in the world and take our chances
Fate is just the weight of circumstances
That's the way that lady luck dances
Roll the bones

Describe how you love.
You don't always have to **** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And ****in give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna **** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

[zenbooty]

C'mon! This is too good a thread to die so quickly, Dagnabit!

[OC]

Originally posted by zenbooty
C'mon! This is too good a thread to die so quickly, Dagnabit! :D

[Speedfreak]

Are you male or female?
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man

Describe yourself.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

How do some people feel about you?
Inside a wall street mind a psycho lurks
Lines of cocaine cut in hell
Obsessive hands gently grab your neck
Look into sick eyes...

How do you feel about yourself?
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Medium rare with mustard 'be nice (paradise)
Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.
I'd been the tempting one
Stole her from herself
This gift in pain
Her pain was life
And sometimes I feel so sorry
I regret this the hurting of you
But you make me so unhappy
I'd take my life and leave love with you

Where would you rather be?
I wish I was in Tiajuana
Eating barbequed iguana
I'd take requests on the telephone
I'm on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
I dial it in from south of the border
I hear the talking of the dj
Can't understand just what does he say?

Describe what you want to be.
Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do, no where to go-o,
I wanna be sedated

Describe how you live.
I don't know how to be
No crib on MTV
God only knows
Got my mini me in the GP
See how it goes, evil's all that I see
You ask me my name d to the rizzo, e to the vizzo,
I to the lizzo, I'm a crazy mother f***er
Y'all knew that

Describe how you love.
Sittin' at home with my d*** on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?"
I arrived at her house, knocked on the doo
rNot having no idea of what the night had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny


:P Guess em'

[whitak24]

Originally posted by zenbooty
C'mon! This is too good a thread to die so quickly, Dagnabit!
hell yeah. this is great.

i'll contribute, but i need some time to think out my answers...

[tweeteresa]

Are you male or female?

I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl in the world...
That's all that you'll let me be! [no doubt - just a girl]

Describe yourself.

I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down [christina aguilera - beautiful]

How do some people feel about you?

I'm not trying to pressure you
Just can't stop thinkin' 'bout you
You ain't even really gotta be my girlfriend
I just wanna know your name
And maybe some time
We can hook up, hang out, just chill [musiq soulchild – just friends]

How do you feel about yourself?

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman [helen reddy - i am woman]

Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.

All by myself
Don't wanna be all by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live all by myself
Anymore [celine dion - all by myself]

Where would you rather be?

Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo [beach boys - kokomo]

Describe what you want to be.

You can be anything in the world, in God we trust
An architect, doctor, maybe an actress
But nothing comes easy it takes much practice [nas - i can]

Describe how you live.

I can make it through the rain
I can stand up once again on my own
And I know that I'm strong enough to mend
And every time I feel afraid I hold tighter to my faith
And I live one more day and I make it through the rain [mariah carey – through the rain]

Describe how you love.

And even if the sun refused to shine
Even if romance ran out of rhyme
You would still have my heart until the end of time
You're all I need, my love, my valentine [martina mcbride – my valentine]

[oblongmelon]

Are you male or female?

Man, I feel like a woman (Shania)

Describe yourself.
Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you
If you're young at heart
For it's hard, you will find, to be narrow of mind
If you're young at heart (The Chairman of the Board-Frank Sinatra)


How do some people feel about you?
It's such an ancient pitch
But one I wouldn't switch
'Cause there's no nicer witch than you (Coleman/Leigh-sung by the Chairman)

How do you feel about yourself?
Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you
If you're young at heart
For it's hard, you will find, to be narrow of mind
If you're young at heart

For as rich as you are it's much better by far
To be young at heart
And if you should survive to 105
Look at all you'll derive out of being alive
Then here is the best part
You have a head start
If you are among the very young at heart
And if you should survive to 105
Look at all you'll derive out of being alive
Then here is the best part
You have a head start
If you are among the very young at heart (The Chairman)


Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.
And all I ever needed was the one
Like freedom fields where wild horses run
When stars collide like you and I
No shadows block the sun
You're all I've ever needed
Baby you're the one (Sir Elton)

Where would you rather be?
Don't know what the country's coming to
But in Rome do as the Romans do
Will you on an evening in Roma. (Dean Martin)

Describe what you want to be.
Crazy.. (Patsy Cline)
Describe how you live.
They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
Sinners are much more fun...
And only the good die young. (Billy Joel)

Describe how you love.
I said I love you and that's forever
And this I promise from the heart
I could not love you any better
I love you just the way you are. (Billy Joel)

[Merlin]

Are you male or female?
I'm a model you know what I mean

Describe yourself.
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far

How do some people feel about you?
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

How do you feel about yourself?
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

Where would you rather be?
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

Describe what you want to be.
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean

Describe how you live.
And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Describe how you love. [/B][/QUOTE]
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat

-------------------------------------------
God, it is good to be me! :king:

[Burzhui]

Are you male or female?

Loverman! Since the world began
Forever, amen, till the end of time, yeah

Describe yourself.

You take a mortal man,
And put him in control
Watch him become a god,
Watch peoples heads a'roll
A'roll...


How do some people feel about you?
i wanna fcuk you like an animal
animal
just like an animal
i wanna fcuk you like an animal
animal
animal
you get me closer to god

and also

Die, die, die my darling
Don't utter a single word
Die, die, die my darling
Just shut your pretty mouth
I'll be seeing you again
I'll be seeing you… in Hell




How do you feel about yourself?
Better than you (better than you)
Better than you (better than you)

Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest.

I got a girl who lives with me
I got a girl she smells so sweetly
I got a girl she loves her dog
I got a girl i love her dog too!
I got a girl who stares in the mirror
I got a girl who blames it on her period
I got a girl she is so right
I got a girl she's my guiding light


Where would you rather be?

...and the road becomes my bride
I have stripped of all but pride
so in her I do confide
and she keeps me satisfied
gives me all I need


Describe what you want to be.
I am god
I kill people just for pleasure

I love to see them cry
And watch them slowly die
I lead every war
Trust in me for a better score
I don't care at all
If they stand or fall


Describe how you live.
You know I - thug em, **** em, love em, leave em
Cause I don't ****in need em
Take em out the hood, keep em lookin good
But I don't ****in feed em
First time they fuss I'm breezin
Talkin bout, "What's the reasons?"
I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch
Better trust than believe em
In the cut where I keep em
til I need a nut, til I need to beat the guts
Then it's, beep beep and I'm pickin em up
Let em play with the dick in the truck

Describe how you love.
Jackhammer pounding your pile
Jackhammer you're gonna cream
Jackhammer that's your style
Jackhammer you're gonna scream