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mcs328
05-07-2003, 10:53 AM
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2697273

Man Slices Own Head Off in Supermarket Suicide
Wed May 7, 2003 09:17 AM ET

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa (Reuters) - A South African man died trying to cut his own head off with a butcher's band saw in a major supermarket, police said on Wednesday.
Superintendent Jay Naicker said the Shoprite Checkers store in Richards Bay had been ready to close on Monday when the man wandered in and headed for the meat department. "He just walked in, went to the band saw machine and switched it on," Naicker told Reuters. "Apparently he knew what he was doing. He put his neck to the blade and it cut about half way through before he fell to the floor."

Naicker said the man, later identified as 31-year-old Emmanuel Gumbi, was pronounced dead at the scene.

He said police had turned up no motive for the suicide, which stunned staff and shoppers at the store in northern Kwazulu-Natal province.
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Ewww...in a sort of related news a guy walked around with the head of her sister-in-law he had an affair with. What's up with all the severed heads? I dunno...just very gross.

Fas-ligand
05-07-2003, 11:08 AM
Looks like that guy had his head on straight....errrm :winkie:

...I wonder if he was using his Gumbi stretching powers to plug in the saw...




ok, jokes aside, this really is tragic. Suicide....

cheapie
05-07-2003, 11:16 AM
he'll never be the HEAD of a major corporation

raimin
05-07-2003, 11:33 AM
perhaps he was craving some head cheese

eSDee
05-07-2003, 11:42 AM
I guess he wasn't planning on heading anywhere else that day.

I'm sorry I couldn't resist. Tragic.

thatonefilipinoguy
05-07-2003, 11:48 AM
A tragic way to go.:(

I guess he didn't suffer too long.

hapoo
05-07-2003, 11:55 AM
Thats really disturbing!


:disa: Quit while your ahead guys

Kim
05-07-2003, 01:02 PM
What a head case!


All joking aside, I hope no children witnessed this!

zenbooty
05-07-2003, 01:19 PM
That guy beheading for trouble!

RoniMan
05-07-2003, 01:26 PM
i thought this was going to be one of those artichokes 3 for $1 joke

Joshua
05-07-2003, 01:41 PM
...tried to give himself a colombian necktie but only got half the job done.

I think jumping or pills would have been the better choice for me!

sho.gun
05-07-2003, 02:02 PM
i woulda been interested to know how he decided he was gonna approach it.
a) slowly ease the head in
b) just push it in
c) leap in with eyes closed

i dont think i could do it :(

note: hang10, this is, once again... sorry :)

oblongmelon
05-07-2003, 08:41 PM
perhaps he was just looking for a trim and couldn't afford a barber.

Nija
05-07-2003, 09:21 PM
Thank you for removing yourself from the gene pool. I appreciate it.

Speedfreak
05-08-2003, 12:53 AM
Now why did he have to fall to the floor before the job was done? He's not very good at this suicide thing. He should have had more practice.

RoniMan
05-08-2003, 01:07 AM
isn't there a "darwin's award" for really obscure/stupid suicides?

...and here they are

http://www.darwinawards.com/

ShawnLee
05-08-2003, 01:18 AM
Clean up in the meat department.

Hmm, sorta makes me not want to eat a pastrami sandwich for a while.

Fas-ligand
05-08-2003, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by Nija
Thank you for removing yourself from the gene pool. I appreciate it.

haha, you see right to the greener grass Nija.

ArkiStan
05-08-2003, 06:38 AM
News flash:

"Grocery shopper gets head stuck under shopping cart. Attempts using meat saw to cut himself loose."

sounds familiar... :o

Peachhead
05-08-2003, 07:22 AM
Originally posted by ShawnLee105
Clean up in the meat department...

that's just sick...

:heh: :heh: :heh:

hang10wannabe
05-08-2003, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by Nija
Thank you for removing yourself from the gene pool. I appreciate it.

id only agree with you on that if he wasnt planning on dying, say its a bet or he was acting dumb and accidentally got himself killed. but this was a suicide so you really have no idea what caused him to do it whether he had some mental condition or couldnt cope with life anymore.

mojo
05-08-2003, 09:50 AM
yeah, it can be pretty unnerving when they ask and you can't decide between paper and plastic

oblongmelon
05-09-2003, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by mojo
yeah, it can be pretty unnerving when they ask and you can't decide between paper and plastic

ROTFLMAO! (hey mojo, I've seen people like this!)