cursed doll on ebay {updated}

[sho.gun]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2926272755&category=2388


:hmm:

[Memo]

WTF? Did you watch the video clips where the arm moves and there's a noise in the background? The noise sounds so fake.

[mojo]

i think i made a noise when i was reading it. that was creepy :hmm:

[LegendKiller]

I really loved the little devil statue...that blew the whole thing to bits.


LK

[eSDee]

That video of the arm moving was kinda cool.

[avlena]

Originally posted by LegendKiller
I really loved the little devil statue...that blew the whole thing to bits.


LK

that devil doll is so fake... i can't believe he tries to claim

I have also been receiving emais about a demon or devil appearing in some of the photos. THE DEVIL WAS NOT THERE, when I took the photos of the doll.

*snort* suuuurre.. cuz u know, if i was Satan and wanted to materialize in a picture of a haunted doll, i would disguise myself as cheap, dusty, plastic devil doll... :heh:

[sbp]

If you were a doll and in that shape would you be happy?

Yeah the dude just kept adding to the story and the bs kept piling up. He should have stopped when he was ahead to make it more believable.

Guess he better rub the National Enquirer Lucky Blue Dot.

[InfiniteNothing]

Wholy crap. $200 I got to start selling my "evil" dolls. And is it me or is the devil picking his nose with a trident

[Speedfreak]

Got|fishing line?

[LegendKiller]

The video and pictures were cool, and actually somewhat believable, but as soon as he got to the devil it all went to crap.

My mom has a doll like that in VERY good shape.

[ShawnLee]

That is so retarded, funny but retarded. I liked the video of the arm moving though. Could've made that with about twenty seconds of film editing, but still cool.

[ArkiStan]

This would make a great chilren's poem.


"You will receive due punishement from the gods. I'll be there to judge you at cremation day. You are an evil doer. I can see it in your writing. Last night I talked to the lord of the lords. When you go to bed (your couch) look around you, look to the ceiling and you'll see what somebody is about to put on you. Something will come from a light bulb and will wrap around you. I see green and red. That might be the color of the thing coming to wrap you. Turn off the light, avoid looking at the guitar, and do not close your eyes or things will get bery bery bad for you. Sleep with a cross near you or you will not see daylight anymore.

Soon will start the dance of the spirits and you are the main sacrifice host. I know all about you because I feel you. I'm not a pizza girl, I'm the spirit of my god, the lord of the lord. I can read your words before you saying them and I can see a dialogue between you and the lord of the lords about to happen soon. About to happen in your own bedroom right after you ship that doll greg. I recomend you to keep it and bury it 5 feet underground or your evil ad talk will turn against you.

I see the following:

Lord: You have been evil and naughty Greg!
Greg: Please, please lord of the lords, please don't kill me... Please don't kill me lord (begging). I'm scared Lord. I'm scared, please. (sick crying)
Lord: Silence pecador!
Greg: Well, you better pull the trigger, because I don't give a f-! (now singing) I'm reeeeadyyy, ready for the big ride baaaaabyyyyy!!!
Lord: Silence pecador!

Flesh burning..."

[topane]

If someone buys that thing I'll be selling truckloads of "haunted dolls" on Ebay.

[nickel]

no doubt, when i was a kid i used to have a doll that would cry every time i turned the light switch on/off.

[Memo]

Ya when I was a kid I had a haunted doll too. Everynight it would pee all over me and all over the bed.

[nickel]

:heh:

a likely story :hmm:

[ironchef]

My rear end is haunted. It makes noises and occasionally moves on its own (no doubt caused by the considerable reverberations). I'm gettin this thing on eBay today!

[hang10wannabe]

heh, the clips were cool, but on another note, i believe all dolls that have eyes like that are evil and are always looking at me :(


seriously, if i had one of those dolls i would get rid of it, they just creep me out too much :hmm:

[Jeffbx]

Owner: "Take this object, but beware - it carries a terrible curse!"
Homer: *worried* "Ooooh, that's bad."
Owner: "But it comes with a free Frogurt!"
Homer: *relieved* "That's good."
Owner: "The Frogurt is also cursed."
Homer: *worried* "That's bad."
Owner: "But you get your choice of topping!"
Homer: *relieved* "That's good."
Owner: "The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate."
Homer: *stares*
Owner: "That's bad."
Homer: "Can I go now?"

[brain]

Originally posted by Jeffbx
Owner: "Take this object, but beware - it carries a terrible curse!"
Homer: *worried* "Ooooh, that's bad."
Owner: "But it comes with a free Frogurt!"
Homer: *relieved* "That's good."
Owner: "The Frogurt is also cursed."
Homer: *worried* "That's bad."
Owner: "But you get your choice of topping!"
Homer: *relieved* "That's good."
Owner: "The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate."
Homer: *stares*
Owner: "That's bad."
Homer: Can I go now?

I was thinking about this conversation as well when i saw the post.

[ShawnLee]

Dude, I'm going to dig out all the old dolls that my cousin left at my house before she moved out. I think some of them have voiceboxes with low batteries so that sounds pretty demonic. I need some cash, shoot.

[oblongmelon]

Originally posted by UT Memo
Ya when I was a kid I had a haunted doll too. Everynight it would pee all over me and all over the bed.

HAHAH IT WAS WEE WILLY WINKIE!~

[Momma Kitty]

That was sure freaky to read all that! What is scarier is that there are people out there who would really believe all that stuff. That doll isn't worth the opening bid, let alone the final selling price!

[RoniMan]

Originally posted by brain

Homer: Can I go now?

I was thinking about this conversation as well when i saw the post.
:stupid:

one time a good friend of mine took me to his grandma's house, and she had a doll room. it was the freakiest room i've ever seen. after that i don't like dolls anymore...i mean, not that i EVER liked dolls...i mean...it's not like i play with dolls or anything...i mean...YO JOE!!

[ShawnLee]

I remember one time, my family was on a road trip when I was really young. Once my parents were asleep, my brother and I turned on the motel room TV and watched this freaky movie about these murderous living dolls (no, not Chucky). Actually, I think they were life-size puppets/marionettes. Either way, I've been disturbed by dolls ever since.

[coleslaw]

Originally posted by ShawnLee105
...watched this freaky movie about these murderous living dolls (no, not Chucky). Actually, I think they were life-size puppets/marionettes.

Was it one of the Puppet Master movies? ;)

[ShawnLee]

Originally posted by coleslaw


Was it one of the Puppet Master movies? ;)

I feel like uncultured swine here, but I honestly don't remember. I think it had an old demented guy who made all these things, and a guy who had to get out of the house with his girlfriend. In the end it turns out that the girlfriend is one of the puppets too and I think she either breaks her own legs, or breaks the guy's leg. And then I think they turn him into a puppet too. Almost like a bad take on the Stepford Wives.

[Jeffbx]

Originally posted by brain

Homer: Can I go now?

I was thinking about this conversation as well when i saw the post.

Thanks - I knew there was another line after that!

[sbp]

Harold the cursed doll is back on the block.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2941162786&category=2388

[Grafalgar]

you will make millions :)

"Buy a video of the haunted fire! Doll burns, causing fire the haunt my lawn!"