ufcrusher
05-08-2003, 11:42 PM
A new sailor is preparing for his first deployment at sea and shows up on the ship for duty. To his suprise the first officer is there to provide his orientation and show him around the ship. The first officer starts his tour showing the sailor his berth, the head, the commisary, engine room, and all around the ship.
He finally turns to the sailor and says, "Now I will show you what is going to be the most important thing to you on this deployment." They walk up to a container with a hole in it that is positioned in the aft of the ship.
The first officer says, you are only allowed to visit this when you are off duty but feel free to use it as much as you want.
The sailor says, what is it?
The first officer says, take out your d|ck and put it in the hole. The sailor says, Sir?
The first officer says, I'm your commanding officer, do what I say.
The sailor does what he is told and is suprised to feel a warm sucking sensation.
The first officer goes, so now you realize how we survive out at sea so long. Remember, you can only use this when you are off duty. You are excused.
The sailor goes about his duty and every day returns to the box as soon as he gets off his shift. On the seventh day he puts it in but instead of a warm sucking sensation, he feels cold air. So he goes and finds the first officer.
Sailor: Sir, I need to talk to you about something.
First Officer: Yes sailor, what about/
Sailor: Sir, the box that you showed me on the walk around seems to be broken.
First Officer: Broken? The box cant be broken. What are you talking about?
Sailor: Sir, well I went to use it and when I put it in, there was nothing but cold air.
First Officer: I guess, I forgot to tell you that today is your day to man the box.
He finally turns to the sailor and says, "Now I will show you what is going to be the most important thing to you on this deployment." They walk up to a container with a hole in it that is positioned in the aft of the ship.
The first officer says, you are only allowed to visit this when you are off duty but feel free to use it as much as you want.
The sailor says, what is it?
The first officer says, take out your d|ck and put it in the hole. The sailor says, Sir?
The first officer says, I'm your commanding officer, do what I say.
The sailor does what he is told and is suprised to feel a warm sucking sensation.
The first officer goes, so now you realize how we survive out at sea so long. Remember, you can only use this when you are off duty. You are excused.
The sailor goes about his duty and every day returns to the box as soon as he gets off his shift. On the seventh day he puts it in but instead of a warm sucking sensation, he feels cold air. So he goes and finds the first officer.
Sailor: Sir, I need to talk to you about something.
First Officer: Yes sailor, what about/
Sailor: Sir, the box that you showed me on the walk around seems to be broken.
First Officer: Broken? The box cant be broken. What are you talking about?
Sailor: Sir, well I went to use it and when I put it in, there was nothing but cold air.
First Officer: I guess, I forgot to tell you that today is your day to man the box.