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zenbooty
05-09-2003, 12:29 PM
Typing Monkeys Don't Write Shakespeare
By JILL LAWLESS, Associated Press Writer


LONDON - Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare.

Give six monkeys one computer for a month, and they will make a mess.

Researchers at Plymouth University in England reported this week that primates left alone with a computer attacked the machine and failed to produce a single word.

"They pressed a lot of S's," researcher Mike Phillips said Friday. "Obviously, English isn't their first language."

In a project intended more as performance art than scientific experiment, faculty and students in the university's media program left a computer in the monkey enclosure at Paignton Zoo in southwest England, home to six Sulawesi crested macaques.

Then, they waited.

At first, said Phillips, "the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it.

"Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard," added Phillips, who runs the university's Institute of Digital Arts and Technologies.

Eventually, monkeys Elmo, Gum, Heather, Holly, Mistletoe and Rowan produced five pages of text, composed primarily of the letter S. Later, the letters A, J, L and M crept in.

The notion that monkeys typing at random will eventually produce literature is often attributed to Thomas Huxley, a 19th-century scientist who supported Charles Darwin's theories of evolution. Mathematicians have also used it to illustrate concepts of chance.

The Plymouth experiment was funded by England's Arts Council and part of the Vivaria Project, which plans to install computers in zoos across Europe to study differences between animal and artificial life.

Phillips said the results showed that monkeys "are not random generators. They're more complex than that.

"They were quite interested in the screen, and they saw that when they typed a letter, something happened. There was a level of intention there."

The monkeys' output: www.vivaria.net/experiments/notes/publication/

faither
05-09-2003, 01:26 PM
Another example of money well spent. :shake:

You'd think that considering the reduced funding many research organizations are grappling with, they'd be a bit more discriminating in how it was spent.

I'm sure the computer will end up in an exhibit somewhere.

Kim
05-09-2003, 01:58 PM
Dang, those monkeys sound just like my sister's kids!

OC
05-09-2003, 02:02 PM
... and still no cure for cancer. :|

zenbooty
05-09-2003, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by overclocked
... and still no cure for cancer. :| But hey, we can engineer mice that grow human ears on their backs, and we can also put cheese in an aerosol can!

Nija
05-09-2003, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by overclocked
... and still no cure for cancer. :|

obviously that's not a priority, duh.

johnnymk
05-09-2003, 02:49 PM
This was too short of an experiment. It should be tested for at least 500 million years.
Everything would then fall into place because of the extra added ingredient called "magic".

coleslaw
05-09-2003, 02:54 PM
six monkeys != infinite monkeys
one computer != infinite typewriters

Now, given infinite monkeys, infinite typewriters and infinite time, not only would the works of Shakespeare be produced, but also any other written document would be produced as well. Heck, the monkeys would even type this very post that I am typing right now! In a way, the monkeys would become an oracle of literature, as they would produce not only things that have been written before, but they would also produce things which have not yet been written by someone else! :eek:

Put that in your pipe and smoke it! :bandit:

Joshua
05-09-2003, 05:57 PM
Ummm, ok Coleslaw, hopefully the thorazine will kick in soon.. you should go to bed now...

... 'sides, they should have used oragutangs (sp?).

btw, how were they able to keep on typeing after pissing and ****ting on it? When I do that to my keyboard, it gets sticky and won't type anymore... smells bad too. :|