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nickel
05-19-2003, 04:43 PM
Tree That Gives Meat Instead Of Fruit!
Friday May 16, 2003

MANCHESTER, England -- Here's some good news that vegetarians can really sink their teeth into: Researchers have developed genetically engineered fruit trees that bear real meat!

Fruit from the new Meat Trees, developed by British scientists using gene-splicing technology, closely resembles ordinary grapefruit. But when you peel the large fruit open, inside is fresh beef.

"Our trees may sound like something out of a science fiction movie, but it's really a simple, down-to-earth idea whose time has come," declares Dr. Vincent Tartley, director of agricultural bioengineering research for the UltraModAgri Group, which created the amazing trees.

"Vegetarians have been complaining for years that despite their moral convictions against consuming meat, they still crave the flavor of a good steak once in a while. Now they can have their cake and eat it too."

Although it's taken 12 years to develop the trees, the concept is simple.

"We take the genes from cattle that produce key proteins and splice them into the reproductive cells of grapefruit trees," he says. "When the seeds mature into trees, instead of producing ordinary citrus fruit, the pulp contains meat. You get the flavor, texture -- even the smell."

Those who've sampled the meat agree it tastes like the real thing.

"I was a bit skeptical at first when I sank my teeth into a hamburger after they told me it grew on a tree," says Londoner Mark Basker, 41, who participated in a consumer taste-test. "But it was juicy and delicious -- nothing leafy about it at all."

Meat grown on trees needs only sun, water and fertilizer and thus is more cost-effective than raising livestock, Dr. Tartley also points out.

Meat Tree products could be on the market in Great Britain by year's end and, pending USDA approval, on dinner plates in the U.S. by 2005.

Some fanatical vegetarians insist they could never eat meat -- even if it grew on a tree and no animals had to be killed. Others love the idea.

"My mouth is watering already," says a committed vegetarian of 20 years.

But religious leaders are uneasy about "trans-species genetic engineering." "Mixing animal and vegetable DNA to create a new species is playing God," argues Rev. Lawrence Bedlow, Britain's leading expert in medical ethics.

link (http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20030516/105309720008.html)

xsiled2
05-19-2003, 04:55 PM
mmm beef

gear02
05-19-2003, 05:14 PM
umm...ewww?

spigidygak
05-19-2003, 05:34 PM
so when is the money tree due?

Hoser
05-19-2003, 05:35 PM
Yes, it's definitely a Weekly World News exclusive: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

gwilks98
05-19-2003, 06:03 PM
Frankly, this whole thing scares the hell outta me. I've seen what happens when mad scientists play with nature.Who's seen Wizard of Oz? (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/6396/tree.htm)

ShawnLee
05-19-2003, 06:36 PM
Dude, this is such a lame hoax. Meat out of a grapefruit... As if genetics were advanced enough to do this. I wish the tabloiders would stop wasting time and making these things up.

attgig
05-19-2003, 07:15 PM
what is it with people posting weekly world news stuff being posted now?

Markel
05-19-2003, 09:18 PM
Don't let PETA hear about this one.

coleslaw
05-19-2003, 11:08 PM
I thought something stank (http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/meattree.htm) in here. :P

And a link (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=57999) to the original article per previous mention.

Freelance Superhero
05-19-2003, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury
Up next... "Mad Tree Disease"... :hihi:
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But I bet some "tree hugger" will take up the cause for them. :eek: on a roll DF, on a roll... :D

InfiniteNothing
05-20-2003, 01:22 AM
I heard they got this technology from the time traveling stock broker.

ShawnLee
05-20-2003, 01:25 AM
No, it wasn't from the time traveler, it was from the aliens that are George Bush's friends. But they dropped it in the UK on their flight to America.

ShawnLee
05-20-2003, 01:27 AM
You have to wonder though, the guy whose job it is to take pictures.

"Ok Jimmy, this week, cut open a grapfruit, take all the pulp out, then stuff it full of ground beef. Oh, and the vampire-boy pictures didn't come out right, we might have to do another batch of those."

Merlin
05-20-2003, 05:38 AM
Originally posted by nickelback
Tree That Gives Meat Instead Of Fruit!


So do you think entire tree can provide enough "meat" to keep nickelback satisfied? :naughty:

sizemic1
05-20-2003, 08:53 AM
heh..gross. But if it were true..why wouldn't you just grow organs. Seems like that would be the more beneficial.

Joshua
05-20-2003, 11:55 AM
...Can't eat organs.. errr, wouldn't want to anyway. But Fresh Picked Porterhouse, Now yer talkin!!!


Originally posted by sizemic1
heh..gross. But if it were true..why wouldn't you just grow organs. Seems like that would be the more beneficial.

molecularfire
05-20-2003, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by SnotRocket
...Can't eat organs.. errr, wouldn't want to anyway. But Fresh Picked Porterhouse, Now yer talkin!!!



You nuts. Chicken hearts are yummy. :lick:

mcs328
05-20-2003, 02:54 PM
So if I pulled off a piece of fruit would it start to bleed?

brainsmile
05-20-2003, 03:12 PM
so is this a true story? kind of hard to "swallow" :P

guiseppewv
05-21-2003, 07:07 AM
Originally posted by SnotRocket
But Fresh Picked Porterhouse, Now yer talkin!!!


Now that would be an awesome tree. Yummy!!! :lick:

mojo
05-21-2003, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by mcs328
So if I pulled off a piece of fruit would it start to bleed? if you're talking about nija, he just might

thatonefilipinoguy
05-21-2003, 09:27 AM
Interesting article until I learned the source of the article. Got to love those newpapers.

brainsmile
05-21-2003, 09:33 AM
nuts... they don't have any steak trees in my area... just asked the local nursury. :P

Speedfreak
05-21-2003, 09:44 AM
This would be great if it were true. I would love to shut PETA up.

zenbooty
05-21-2003, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by Speedfreak
This would be great if it were true. I would love to shut PETA up. If anything, this would make PETA even more active. Now people should have even less reason to kill animals for food, in their opinion.

guiseppewv
05-21-2003, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by zenbooty
If anything, this would make PETA even more active. Now people should have even less reason to kill animals for food, in their opinion.

F#!K PETA, that's what I say. :bash: