Examples of "Guy Code"

[OC]

Hey all -

I went to a movie tonight with a friend, and she wanted to know exactly what "Guy Code" was. I failed miserably explaining it, so I thought y'all might be able to help.

Gimme examples of "Guy Code" and when it does and does not come into play.

Thanks!

-OC

[IrishSS]

Bro's before Ho's...

Pretty self explaintory if ya ask me.

:P

[ufcrusher]

When you are walking down the street and pass a hot woman.

Examples: When one guy says 2 pm, you know to look to your right. As soon as you hear the code, you know that you NEED to look in that direction.

Or how you can say did you see that, and oh yeah, and both know which woman you were talking about.

Those would be my best examples.

[revil]

guy 1: "did you see the wizard on level 6? I swear he looked like ensign kim on episode 12 season 4!"
guy 2: "really?! i thought the wizard looked like darth vader."
guy 1: "before or after he took off his helmet"
guy 2: "duh! after!"

and these two were using this code to talk about barbies and poodles.

[coleslaw]

You don't date the ex-girlfriends or sisters of your friends. ;)

[revil]

Originally posted by coleslaw
ex-girlfriends
I had a friend who didn't quite get that one. let me tell you, things went to hell.

[spigidygak]

To be a wingman

[Peachhead]

Originally posted by Yossarian


[road trip]

Its not cheating if you're in different area codes.

[/road trip]

alternatively, the 100 mile rule. :D

[Cantacuzene]

Taking one for the team. :puke: And the all important collorary, not ever bringing up the embarrassing one who was taken for the team around 3rd parties.

[Dave_7]

Originally posted by DarkFury
No Direct Eye Contact with each other and/or standin' next to each other at a urinal in a public restroom...

That is correct... in fact, unless it's your brother in there with you, the ONLY time you acknowledge the existence of another guy in a public restroom is if you cross paths at the door (you entering the restroom, him exiting the restroom).


As far as standing next to each other... I don't know why they don't save 33% of construction costs and eliminate that middle urinal. WHO USES THAT?




Dave.

[OC]

Originally posted by Dave_7
As far as standing next to each other... I don't know why they don't save 33% of construction costs and eliminate that middle urinal. WHO USES THAT?

Dave. The men's room at the place I work has 3 - and the one on the right is boy-height. Very annoying.

[spigidygak]

Never sit right next to each other in a movie. At least one seat of partition.

[xsiled2]

Originally posted by spigidygak
Never sit right next to each other in a movie. At least one seat of partition.

and if you do there better be a dam good reason.

[RoniMan]

When calling shotgun it is important that all male contestants realize that the car must first be in visual sight, and not out a window or other transparent medium. In other words, you have to see the car while being outside before calling 'shotgun'

got it from here:

http://www.guyrules.com/

[hang10wannabe]

stalking is A-OK! :thumb:

[guiseppewv]

Originally posted by Cantacuzene
Taking one for the team. :puke: And the all important collorary, not ever bringing up the embarrassing one who was taken for the team around 3rd parties.

We also like to call this "diving on the grenade". :D