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nickel
06-02-2003, 09:55 AM
Top Ten Things Women Understand About Men:
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true dat :hihi:

Merlin
06-02-2003, 10:06 AM
1. We are easily amused
2. We generally don't smell too good
3. We consider a hunk of charred flesh a perfect meal. Veggies optional
4. When you ask what we're thinking the answer really is "nothing"
5. We like toys that light up and make noises
6. Not all of us think potty humor is funny - but too many do
7. We don't want to go to your parents for holidays or for, well ever.
8. Yes, we do think that girl is pretty
9. If we are not talking it does not mean we are mad or that we don't love you. I just means we like a moment of friggig silence every so often
10. We don't have boobs

nickel
06-02-2003, 10:18 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Merlin
[B]1. We are easily amused ok, i agree
2. We generally don't smell too good disagree totally. you smell nice, even all sweaty.
3. We consider a hunk of charred flesh a perfect meal. Veggies optional there is other flesh you consider a perfect meal
4. When you ask what we're thinking the answer really is "nothing" bullshiit, you are thinking about sex
5. We like toys that light up and make noises you also like to light us up like toys and have us make noises
6. Not all of us think potty humor is funny - but too many do that is what keeps "The Man Show" #1
7. We don't want to go to your parents for holidays or for, well ever. we really don't want to take you, but they insist
8. Yes, we do think that girl is pretty what girl?
9. If we are not talking it does not mean we are mad or that we don't love you. I just means we like a moment of friggig silence every so often likewise
10. We don't have boobs you are wrong there. i have seen man boobs.

attgig
06-02-2003, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by nickelback
Top Ten Things Men Understand About Woahmen:
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true dat :hihi:

zenbooty
06-02-2003, 10:51 AM
Be quiet Merlin! You traitor.

Nija
06-02-2003, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by nickelback
[QUOTE that is what keeps "The Man Show" #1


obviously you haven't seen The Man Show without Jimmey Kimmel and Adam Corolla, it's sucks. :|

nickel
06-02-2003, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Nija


obviously you haven't seen The Man Show without Jimmey Kimmel and Adam Corolla, it's sucks. :|

without them? there is another "the man show"?

Joshua
06-02-2003, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by nickelback
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Merlin
[B]1. We are easily amused ok, i agree
2. We generally don't smell too good disagree totally. you smell nice, even all sweaty.
3. We consider a hunk of charred flesh a perfect meal. Veggies optional there is other flesh you consider a perfect meal
4. When you ask what we're thinking the answer really is "nothing" bullshiit, you are thinking about sex
5. We like toys that light up and make noises you also like to light us up like toys and have us make noises
6. Not all of us think potty humor is funny - but too many do that is what keeps "The Man Show" #1
7. We don't want to go to your parents for holidays or for, well ever. we really don't want to take you, but they insist
8. Yes, we do think that girl is pretty what girl?
9. If we are not talking it does not mean we are mad or that we don't love you. I just means we like a moment of friggig silence every so often likewise
10. We don't have boobs you are wrong there. i have seen man boobs. :stupid:

Nija
06-02-2003, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by nickelback


without them? there is another "the man show"?

from the offical Man Show website
Man Show Link (http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/ms/)


The Man Show returns Sunday, August 17th with all-new episodes and new hosts Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope!!!


yeah, the guy from Fear Factor. :|

nickel
06-02-2003, 01:16 PM
ohhh, that's 'cause Kimmel has his own late night show now and Corolla must be up to something, too.

never fear tho, they will still have the juggies, the man show midget, and girls on trampolines :rolleyes:

nickel
06-02-2003, 06:44 PM
did you see the time they split about a hundred beer shots between three of them?
ah, good times. :P

The Continental
06-02-2003, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury

Are they gonna resurrect "The Fox"? He sure could throw back the beers... :cheers: That'll be a real tough job....The "Fox" died shortly after the first season of The Man Show :bawl:


Wonder what killed him? :hmm: