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OC
06-04-2003, 11:15 AM
As undercover assignments go, posing as a teenage girl online to catch pedophiles has its share of challenges for the typical FBI agent. Should he ever capitalize words in instant messages? Is it okay to say you buy your clothes at 5-7-9? And what about Justin Timberlake? Is he still hot or is he so two years ago?

FOR THOSE investigative details, the FBI calls on Karen, Mary and Kristin — Howard County eighth-graders and best friends.

During the past year, the three have been teaching agents across the country how to communicate just like teenage girls, complete with written quizzes on celebrity gossip and clothing trends and assigned reading in Teen People and YM magazines. The first time the girls gave a quiz, all the agents failed.

“They, like, don’t know anything,” said Mary, 14, giggling.
“They’re, like, do you like Michael Jackson?” said Karen, 14, rolling her eyes at just how out of it adults can be.

Probably the youngest instructors ever in an FBI classroom, the girls have become an invaluable help to Operation Innocent Images — an initiative that tries to stop people from peddling child pornography or otherwise sexually exploiting children, FBI officials said. The Washington Post agreed to withhold the girls’ last names to protect them from harassment on the Internet and elsewhere.

Yesterday, at their middle school graduation ceremony, the girls each received a silver-framed letter of commendation signed by FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III. In the letter, Mueller thanked them for developing the lessons that have directly helped catch pedophiles, despite their “busy 8th grade schedule.”

http://www.msnbc.com/news/921984.asp?0cl=c3

attgig
06-04-2003, 11:18 AM
that girl on the left is a h.....
hmmm, fbi be all over my back if i finished that sentence :P

coleslaw
06-04-2003, 11:23 AM
sry, id like tolly say what i felt bout this but i have a pos

brainsmile
06-04-2003, 11:31 AM
I wonder if they got paid for doing that

Jenny
06-04-2003, 11:34 AM
lol I had to read the entire article to understand what slaw said.

I think that is great. But damn, advertise it to the whole world, why don't they?

coleslaw
06-04-2003, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by Jenny
lol I had to read the entire article to understand what slaw said

It's a new meaning of POS to me, too! ;)

Nanotech9
06-04-2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by coleslaw
sry, id like tolly say what i felt bout this but i have pms

:hmm: :hmm: :hmm:


hehehe...

just move out and you wont have a pos.

revil
06-04-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by coleslaw
It's a new meaning of POS to me, too! ;) Ya, so apparently to teens, “pos” means "parents over shoulder" ...wtf is wrong with them. Can’t they see they're trying to destroy an effective acronym for a superlative?

xsiled2
06-04-2003, 02:41 PM
hrm the last group i would go to for net slang are 13-17 year old girls...

1337s, haXors and other morons would provide you with tons of things youve never hear of...

zenbooty
06-04-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by xsiled2
hrm the last group i would go to for net slang are 13-17 year old girls...

1337s, haXors and other morons would provide you with tons of things youve never hear of... Well, the point was to pretend to be 13-17 year old girls, not haXors. :P