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06-05-2003, 09:00 AM
Heaven is a place with British government, American houses, French high culture, Japanese hygiene, Chinese cooks, and Italian opera, while Hell has Italian government, Japanese houses, American high culture, French hygiene, British cooks, and Chinese opera.
06-05-2003, 12:01 PM
where da women at?
heaven is the place where there's beautiful chinese, japanese, korean, french, italian, brazillian, women.
hell is where ... well, you do the math
06-05-2003, 03:05 PM
A close variant on this that I heard a long time ago was:
In Heaven, the lovers are French, the mechanics are German, the cooks are Italian and everything is run by the British.
In hell, the lovers are German, the mechanics are French, the cooks are British and everything is run by the Italians.
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