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coleslaw
06-09-2003, 10:54 PM
What are some of your favorite SportsCenter quips? You know, those funny phrases that the guys/gals throw into the clips to get the viewers laughing.

One of my favorites is by Kenny Mayne when voicing-over a clip for a home run:

"Your puny ballparks are too small to contain my gargantuan blasts! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast!"

or this variation:

"I am king of the diamond! Let there be a grand clubhouse feast! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses throughout the land!"

Other favorites include:

"The WHIIIIFFFF!"

and

"Can I get a witness from the congregation?"

Share more please. :)
eSDee
06-09-2003, 11:16 PM
"And up comes Carlos Delgado...Del GOT IT!"(as he crushes a homerun)

"Steve Finley's friends call him butta because he is on a roll!"

"Chokin on a splinter"(as the dude strikes out also a reference to "I'm a loser" by Beck)

I'll try and think of some more. Sportscenter is in my top 3 shows to watch :D
coleslaw
06-10-2003, 12:00 AM
"He is amused by the simplicity of this game."

"I'm not sure what the pitch is, but it tastes like chicken." :heh:
Merlin
06-10-2003, 04:34 AM
Originally posted by coleslaw

"Your puny ballparks are too small to contain my gargantuan blasts! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast!"

or this variation:

"I am king of the diamond! Let there be a grand clubhouse feast! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses throughout the land!"



My favorite variation is where he referred to it as "A clubhouse feast with finely marbled red meat."

And...

[insert player name] gets his 14th home run - of the season not this game - that'd be a record.
coleslaw
06-10-2003, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by Merlin
[insert player name] gets his 14th home run - of the season not this game - that'd be a record.

I just heard that one last night. Love it! :D
sizemic1
06-10-2003, 03:23 PM
<insert name> hit's his xxx homerun of the night because basehits are stupid.
Brendan
06-10-2003, 06:38 PM
"Sweet Sassy Molassy!" - Ray Romano, SNL

OK, technically not an "authentic" Sportscenter quip, but memorable just the same. :D
faither
06-11-2003, 11:58 AM
"En fuego!"

"You can't stop him. You can only hope to contain him."

"Booyah!"