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coleslaw
06-12-2003, 07:15 PM
Wow. I heard this show for the first time. It is some of the funniest stuff I have ever heard! Oh man. I was rollin'! :heh:

You can probably find it with your favorite P2P program as either an MP3 or an AVI.

Warning: It's R-rated material, so you have been warned. ;)

*This was supposed to be in the Entertainment forum. GAM, could you please move it please? Thanks.*
Dave_7
06-12-2003, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by coleslaw
Wow. I heard this show for the first time. It is some of the funniest stuff I have ever heard! Oh man. I was rollin'! :heh:

You can probably find it with your favorite P2P program as either an MP3 or an AVI.

Warning: It's R-rated material, so you have been warned. ;)

*This was supposed to be in the Entertainment forum. GAM, could you please move it please? Thanks.*

"Dave. DAVE! I'm trying to tell you about the _____ my wife in her ____ and you're asking me all these PERSONAL questions."

"Apparently, the police have been beating up ___roes like HOTcakes. It's in the May issue." :P

It KILLS me when he does the terribly-out-of-touch-white-guy voice.



Dave.
coleslaw
06-12-2003, 08:00 PM
I love the part about the baby selling weed in the projects.

Dave: "Hey baby, stop sellin' weed, alright, you got your whole life ahead o' ya!"

Baby: "**** you, ni**a, I got kids to feed!" :heh:
Mike_N_Ike
06-15-2003, 01:29 AM
Hehehe...Dave Chapelle's Killing Them Softly has got to be my all time favorite stand up act. I think it's even funnier than the Bigger and Blacker one by Chris Rock
cheapie
06-16-2003, 06:23 AM
oh man, i downloaded the mp3 after reading this thread last night. i'm listening to it at work and i'm barely controlling myself!

"let's just sprinkle some crack on him" ahahahahaha
Cantacuzene
06-16-2003, 07:48 AM
Yeah, definitly the best standup act ever. I hope an mp3 of his spring tour he just finished surfaces.
cheapie
06-16-2003, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by Cantacuzene
Yeah, definitly the best standup act ever. I hope an mp3 of his spring tour he just finished surfaces.


i think i might agree. it's at least as good as my other favorite, robert schimmel's hbo appearance.