really bad pick up line

[nickel]

this is a new one to me

"you must've washed your pants with Windex 'cause i can see myself in them."

[Nija]

yeah, that's old :shifty: not that I've ever used it.. :shifty:

[nickel]

is this old too?

what is the square root of sixty nine?

[Nija]

I've never heard it.

[nickel]

:eek: really - so you don't wanna try an answer it?

[molecularfire]

Oh... 8.306623862918 hehehehhe:heh: :heh: :heh:










Wait... I don't get it...:(

[nickel]

you are right
but you gotta tweak the answer a bit to

8 something



(now do you get it?) :D

[mcs328]

"Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I swear I can see myself in your pants."

[ski]

Originally posted by nickelback
you are right
but you gotta tweak the answer a bit to

8 something



(now do you get it?) :D

OMG... I love it! Goes perfectly with:

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock" :heh:

[Merlin]

Originally posted by skiAtomic

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock" :heh:

Now that is the funniest thing I've heard all week. :thumb:

[nickel]

this one is laughable, really i'd laugh

"I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle"

[Tag]

Hi I am Mr Right someone said you were looking for me :D

[nickel]

if you were hot and buying...they'd work ;)

[Thesifer]

I wish I had read this thread before going out Lastnight.. then.. I could have Gotten Slapped while talking to females :).. instead of them just going.. "Ohhh.. you're so cute.. Are you allowed in here at the Age of 14???" .. "Uhmm.. Yeah.. but Im 22.. not 14.. " .. Gurr.. So.. anyhow.. enough of me crying.. But.. yeah.. stupid pick up lines would have fit in really well :)

[whitak24]

Originally posted by nickelback
you are right
but you gotta tweak the answer a bit to

8 something



(now do you get it?) :D
that is freaking hilarious!! :heh:

[RoniMan]

Originally posted by nickelback
this one is laughable, really i'd laugh

"I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle"

umm...is that why is your name is nickelback?!:P

[seksiexboy]

Do you have diarrhea cause you are THE ****.
-vince

[Maarchk]

Like...
"Didn't i use to see you at that other place?"
"Yeah, thats why i dont go there any more.."

Is this seat taken?
Nope, and if you sit there, this seat won't be taken either...

can't think of any pick up lines.. so this is my contribution for the day ;)

[mcs328]

"Excuse me, do you have a band-aid on you? I think I scraped me knee when I fell for you"

[Freelance Superhero]

i've always liked:

"Hi, my name's <insert name here>, but you can call me tonight..."

add in a little wink and a finger-gun pointed in her direction just as you end the line, and BLA-DOW! you're money baby, you're in there like swimwear... :P

[Memo]

I like.....Are your parents retarded? Cause you seem like a special girl hehehe

[GraingerGuy]

You're ugly....but you intrigue me...

[Leebo]

"Did you know that the distance from here to here (tap them from the closer shoulder to the middle of the back) is the same as here to here? (Tap from middle of the back to farther shoulder resulting in one's arm around the target)"

and also

I wish I were a tear, Born in your eye, live on your cheek and die in your mouth.

[Memo]

Originally posted by Leebo

I wish I were a tear, Born in your eye, live on your cheek and die in your mouth.

:confused: wtf? That one is just plain weird

[mcs328]

Originally posted by UT Memo


:confused: wtf? That one is just plain weird

Err...I think it should have been this at least the version I heard:

If I could live my life all over again I would be your tears so I can be born in your eyes, live my life on your cheeks and die on your lips.

[Freelance Superhero]

Originally posted by UT Memo


:confused: wtf? That one is just plain weird :heh: i thought the same thing when i read that: "wtf?"

[Airencracken]

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? oooooh double meaning!!! Spiffy!

[molecularfire]

Actually, I think the tear one sounds kinda cute (although I like the second version better). Sounds almost poetic.

Here's my contribution...
1) Hello, my name is ****. Remember it because you'll be screaming it all... night... long.

2) Him: Do you know what the difference between sex and a conversation?
Her: No.
Him: So... then do you wanna go somewhere and talk.

[Showtime]

Lines I use to get the ladies:

"Hi."

"Hello."

"How you doing?"

:)

;)


"I'm leaving."

"Trucks outside."

:P

"I'll take a refill."

"Waitress."

"Excuse me Miss."

"What time do you get off?"
(no punch line needed)

-jel:P
ps:might explaine the last couple of years.

[Leinie]

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

[mcs328]

Was your father a fisherman because you sure got me hooked. :rolleyes:

[brainsmile]

:heh: