Most embarrassing moments

[gravediggah]

Share yours...

[gravediggah]

I don't want to be the one thats laughed at first...I will wait

[gravediggah]

Alright, you insist. My most embarrassing moment was when I was doing the do with my significant other and all of a sudden I got the hiccups and they wouldnt go away, she laughed so hard. Now everytime I get the hiccups, I believe she has flash backs because she cracks up laughing so hard....ok this conversation is over

[Jenny]

LOL

I honestly don't know my most embarassing moment... I'll have to think...

[Kim]

I NEVER do anything embarassing! ;)

[revil]

this one time a chick offered me a cleavland steamer. i didn't know what it was and before i knew it....

[coleslaw]

Originally posted by revil
this one time a chick offered me a cleavland steamer. i didn't know what it was and before i knew it....

Yeah, that would be pretty embarrassing! Has the stain disappeared yet? :puke:

[whitak24]

i was a freshman in high school. my mom was going back to college. i ended up at her organic chem class because i had a dr. appt and had to ride to school with her for the day.

after class, she went up to ask the prof a question, and i tagged along. while she's talking to him, i was standing there by the lab table at the front of the room. i started messing around with the gas jet and turned it on, which resulted in a spray of water condensation (or something) flying out and spraying the wall next to the prof. yup, my mom was about ready to kill me.

now in my defense, the reason i did it was because the gas jets that i was used to (in my biology class) were disconnected so we played with them all the time and didn't think twice about it. it was still pretty idiotic though.

[Nija]

Originally posted by DarkFury

Ok... you gotta tell us what the hell that is.


think.. poop

[coleslaw]

Originally posted by DarkFury

Ok... you gotta tell us what the hell that is.


(I'm almost scared to ask... but hey, if you don't ask, you can't learn... right? )

Ahem... Let us now consult the Glossary of Perversion (http://www.tomorrowideation.com/getoffended/TheList.html)... and buy the T-shirt! :heh:

*Warning* The material contained therein may be unsuitable for work. You have been warned.

[avlena]

i almost had a really embarassing moment a few days ago...

first day at work, and i almost got stuck in the elevator!! it's a secure building, and you need a card to get everywhere, including the elevator. i didn't realize this though, nor did i see a place to scan my card, so i was happily waiting in the elevator, very patiently for the doors to open on my floor. and waited, and waited, and waited, but the doors didn't open to let me out! so i started freaking out, pressing buttons, waving my card in front of everything on the panel that might be a card scanner, etc. and it didn't help that earlier the HR person had told me my card might not work until later in the day! i just kept imagining me calling my new boss on the phone: "hi, i'm a bright young college grad and your new employee... i couldn't figure out how to work the elevator, and now i'm stuck, please come get me!" :heh: not quite the impression i wanted to make! thankfully, i hit upon the right combo of keys, and found the scanner, so i didn't have to make a fool of myself on the first day!

[Cantacuzene]

In my Freshman year of high school we were doign a lab in biology class and we were using some sweet smelling chemical and a girl was holding the bottle and i sniff the chemical and a tiny drop shot up and hot me in the eye. It felt like someone held an lighter up to my eye and kept it there. I made a pretty big scene, because it was the most pain I ever felt and I was worried I'd gho blind. I had to put my eye in that water thing that shoots a jet of water into your eyes to clean it out. I didn't end up going blind but i did get a burn mark on the white of my eye for a few weeks and our class never did labs with chemicals for the rest of the year.

[revil]

by 'chick' I meant nija.

[nickel]

going up to get a drink at the tikki hut beachbar while on vacation and having a bird fly out of the thatch roof and drop a present on my shoulder :umm:

[Freelance Superhero]

was in 7th grade, i think...

came out the shower in parents' bedroom, put on my tightie-whities... heard doorbell ring, so i snuck to the hallway bathroom and sat on the edge of the tub, listening to see if it was one of my friends coming over.

heard voices, but couldn't make them out. heard the door close, heard voices coming closer down the hall. i panic... suddenly, the hallway bathroom light flips on, so i jump up, scream like a girl, and bolt out of the bathroom, right past my mom and a poor girl scout who had come to sell cookies and asked to use the bathroom.

[blueindian]

generally speaking, i don't get embarresed. i almost got embarresed one time when i was a kid at church and i got a boner. almost.

[Nanotech9]

i donno... in the last year or so, i've become where nothing embarasses me really... I'm usually the one embarassing other people.

like my friend is down from colorado (did i tell this story already?) and were at church cleaning up after her cousin's wedding... The pastors wife mentions that i havent been to church in a while...

so my friend is like "you haven't been going to church??? Man, i should take you outside and bend you over my knee!"

So i reply "Sweetie, I'm ready!"

At which point she became rather embarassed... :eek: :D :D

[ek5686]

AVLENA,

WHERE DO YOU WORK?

[Thesifer]

Fooling around with my girlfriend in her Bedroom when her Mom walked in.. And of course.. my Face turns a few shades of red.. and purple.. Thats the most recent thing I can think of ..

[whitak24]

Originally posted by Nanotech9
i donno... in the last year or so, i've become where nothing embarasses me really... I'm usually the one embarassing other people.

like my friend is down from colorado (did i tell this story already?) and were at church cleaning up after her cousin's wedding... The pastors wife mentions that i havent been to church in a while...

so my friend is like "you haven't been going to church??? Man, i should take you outside and bend you over my knee!"

So i reply "Sweetie, I'm ready!"

At which point she became rather embarassed... :eek: :D :D
beautiful nano, beautiful :hihi: :naughty:

so did she take you out for a "spanking"? :P

(this is the girl who you've been interested in for a few years isn't it?)