Ever get the feeling...

[Ladogaboy]

that you're destined to be a country music singer?

Man, I tell ya... :2far:
My life has an interesting way of kicking me in the pants. :(

Anyway, I've decided to take the position that what happens to you in life isn't quite as important as how you react to it. :hmm:

[Nija]

maybe you should take off the wranglers, and life wouldn't hurt your butt so much? :P

or you could start investing in KY or Astroglide....

[hapoo]

lemme guess hmmm
your girl left you? or your dog ran away?
ohh i got it, your truck broke down!

[Kevster]

Just remember great song titles like "He's got his Daddy's eyes and his other Daddy's smile" and "You walked into my trailer and into my Heart". You'll be set! :P

[whitak24]

sorry to hear about the bad luck. :(

but hey, if you can leverage your experience to create a successful country music career, who are we to stop you? :P

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by whitak24
sorry to hear about the bad luck. :(

but hey, if you can leverage your experience to create a successful country music career, who are we to stop you? :P

If it comes to that... remember... I left the gun in the closet... and the bullets are in the nightstand.... :(


:P

[sbp]

Man switched the channel from o/c soap opera for a moment... ;/

Things will get better, just hang in there Ladogaboy.

[hoey222]

Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
We laid rubber on the Georgie asphalt
We got a little crazy but we never got caught

Down by the river on a friday night
A pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
Talking 'bout cars and dreaming 'bout women
Never had a plan just a livin' for the minute
Yeah way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me
But I learned how to swim and I learned how I was
A lot about livin' and a litttle 'bout love

Well we fooged up the windows in my old chevy
I was willing but she wasn't ready
So a settled for a burger and a grape sno-cone
Dropped her off early but I didn't go home

Down by the river on a friday night
A pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
Talking 'bout cars and dreaming 'bout women
Never had a plan just a livin' for the minute
Yeah way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me
But I learned how to swim and I learned how I was
A lot about livin' and a litttle 'bout love

Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
We laid rubber on the Georgie asphalt
We got a little crazy but we never got caught

Well we fooged up the windows in my old chevy
I was willing but she wasn't ready
So a settled for a burger and a grape sno-cone
Dropped her off early but I didn't go home

Down by the river on a friday night
A pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
Talking 'bout cars and dreaming 'bout women
Never had a plan just a livin' for the minute
Yeah way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me
But I learned how to swim and I learned how I was
A lot about livin' and a litttle 'bout love





ACTUAL COUNTRY SOUNG LYRICS!!!!

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by hoey222
ACTUAL COUNTRY SOUNG LYRICS!!!!

Yup. And one of the best ones, too. ;)

[nickel]

and i thought this one took the cake

"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"
Performed by Kenny Chesney

Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin' me

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

We ride back and forth until we run out of light
Take it to the barn put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
One more teeny weeny ride before I take her home

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks
But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up

She thinks my tractor's....

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy

[Ladogaboy]

GODDAMNIT!!!!

How did you guys get my MP3 list!

:angry:

Damn RIAA... :shifty:

[Airencracken]

Nah, though I do get the feeling that I am destined to be a rock star, if only I had talent....:D

[chrissy]

Originally posted by Ladogaboy
GODDAMNIT!!!!

How did you guys get my MP3 list!

:angry:

Damn RIAA... :shifty:

I was thinking the same thing! :P


Don't worry, there are some happy "life is turning around" type country songs out there too! Just wait for someone to put a quarter in the jukebox!