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gravediggah
07-29-2003, 11:46 AM
Did I mention this is a JOKE...

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud,blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream echoes throughout the bar.

The bartender goes in the bathroom to see why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells."You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk,"and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
nickel
07-29-2003, 03:21 PM
that was dry even though it was wet :P
eSDee
07-29-2003, 03:43 PM
I'm glad to see that this thread doesn't contain any dead cats in it :hmm: Please no more of that.

Nice joke ;)
Leebo
07-29-2003, 08:12 PM
Ouch... I think i felt a slight tingle of discomfort after reading that.
brainsmile
07-30-2003, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by eSDeeLoco
I'm glad to see that this thread doesn't contain any dead cats in it :hmm: Please no more of that.

Nice joke ;) :stupid:
Peachhead
08-03-2003, 10:44 AM
Whats wrong with dead cats? :shrug:
nickel
08-03-2003, 03:46 PM
:heh:
very funny in my mind's eye
CamaroBabe
08-03-2003, 04:21 PM
LOL :heh:
whitak24
08-03-2003, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by chosenfool


every time you try to flush em, they come up and squeezes the hell out of your balls.
:heh:

that was as good as the original joke!