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mojo
07-31-2003, 01:50 AM
A man escapes from a prison where he had been for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you, too."

tweeteresa
07-31-2003, 03:14 AM
:heh: :heh: he should go borrow nija's k-jelly :heh:

hoey222
07-31-2003, 03:51 AM
Originally posted by tweeteresa
:heh: :heh: he should go borrow nija's k-jelly :heh:



that should be nija's super powers....the KY guy




:toxic:

Ladogaboy
07-31-2003, 05:12 AM
:bigmouth:

Nice, mojo, you sick perv... nice. :thumb:

brainsmile
07-31-2003, 06:45 AM
funny

IntegraTypeR
07-31-2003, 09:33 AM
*lol* What a great way to keep me awake and focused at work. ^.^

Speedfreak
07-31-2003, 10:19 AM
That's mighty funny! :P

gear02
07-31-2003, 11:54 AM
hahah very nice...beats the star trek joke! :D

ufcrusher
07-31-2003, 12:49 PM
OBG - I havent heard that in years.

Sir_Froggy
07-31-2003, 01:03 PM
haha :laugh:

bachviet
07-31-2003, 05:18 PM
:heh:

Dirty Sanchez
07-31-2003, 05:49 PM
:heh:

Nija
07-31-2003, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by chosenfool
KY IS YOUR FRIEND!

astroglide is less oily..

but they both taste the same....

:shifty: