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She knew her new name might finally stick when she got a phone message recently: "Hi, GoVeg.com. This is your mother. Please call me."
It might sound more than a little odd — but it's true. A young animal rights activist from Indiana once known as Karin Robertson has legally changed her name to that of a Web site run by her employer, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Just think of the possible names like Gotdip.com (http://www.lemonizer.com/upload/uploads/dip.jpg)
07-31-2003, 10:04 PM
whatever floats her boat...
08-01-2003, 04:19 AM
yah! another PETA thread!!! w00t!
on another note, this reminds me of a campaign that Dunlop tires did whereby they were paying folks to change their name to dunlop. i don't recall all the details.
08-01-2003, 06:00 AM
why didn't she just change her name to Brussel Sprouts?
08-01-2003, 07:00 AM
nope, not nearly as cool as changing your name to Optimus Prime...
I'd smack her with my sausage :D
08-01-2003, 01:45 PM
08-01-2003, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Yossarian
some one needs laid
You mean like this?
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
GoVeg.com: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
GoVeg.com: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
GoVeg.com: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
GoVeg.com: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
GoVeg.com: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
GoVeg.com: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. *****.
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