emergency situation part IX: don't touch me there

[mojo]

you're a straight man about to meet your fiancee's parents for the first time. you're meeting her with her family on a trip to their cabin in one of them fancy-pants places where people actually keep vacation homes. there's already tension about meeting them so late into the relationship...no hostility yet, but subtle tension that would easily be resolved on this very trip with you on your best behavior. obviously you want it to go well.

suddenly you get horrible stomach pains and go to the emergency room. you're in too much pain to pay too much attention to all the forms you're signing, and just hope to get some medication to put you under or at least get rid of the pain asap.

you wake up and they tell you that you're free to go home. luckily, you have time to meet your future in-laws. unfortunately, you find that you were just given a breast augmentation...several sizes. not too much chance of hiding those things.

what do you do?

[hoey222]

hi, this is my boob daryl and this is my other boob daryl

[ski]

Sue for medical malpractice (emergency breast implants?) and buy a Russian wife!

[psycho-]

Call it a "side effect" of the drugs

Or, you just tell them that it's the newest fashion trend

[hoey222]

hi, i'm marilyn manson - i'll be marrying your daughter.......

[Cheesypuff]

I'm a female whore during nights...and I just forgot to undress...

[attgig]

borrow your fiancee's sexiest bra, and walk around the new york city streets with just a bra on.

[Thesifer]

Now uhmm.. why would you go home and tell the truth?.. I see stuff like this on tv.. all of the time?.. and think.. hey if they tell the truth.. it shouldnt matter?.. am I the only one that hates that my ex girlfriend lied to me every chance she got? ..

[Showtime]

If you had breasts why would leave home, let alone need to impress her family. ;)

-jel:halo:

[whitak24]

Originally posted by the jello is jigglin
If you had breasts why would leave home, let alone need to impress her family. ;)

-jel:halo:
:heh: :bigmouth: :heh:

seriously, women spent hundreds of years passing as men so they could fight as wars, etc. all you need is some bulky clothes and a good band of cloth to tie around yourself and conceal them.

and mojo, what were you smoking when you thought up this scenario? :P

[ufcrusher]

Lets see...if I woke up and had "emergency breast augmentation" I would tell the moronic doctor that he had better knock me out and remove them. Since my surgical scars would not have knitted yet, it would be simple enough to fix the problem. I would then play the sympathy card with my future inlaws by having them visit me at the hospital and they would understand the situtation. Once I got out I would immediately go home, write up my complaint and file it against the doctor, hospital, doctors insurance, and anyone else that I could reasonably include in the suit. I would have an iron clad case and would be the newest multimillionaire on the block. Hello, Mercedes SLR.


Sometimes it pays not to need to pay for a lawyer! :)

[oblongmelon]

Hope she doesnt introduce you as "my fiance-BOLOGNA TITS"