AmRivlin
08-07-2003, 06:41 AM
Any idea'r why some spammer is sending this out? Gave me quite a laugh and made me search google, suprisingly I have found quite a bit of info on this mail, the time travelers are still looking for their parts I assume.
--Original Message--
Hello,
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped
working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A
watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the
rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers,
512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.
I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being
safe on carbon based life forms.
In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency
upon safe delivery of unit.
INSTRUCTIONS MUST BE FOLLOWED EXACTLY:
Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Thursday August
7th at (exactly 4:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it
cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me. I will not be there prior to 4:45pm
EST, so do not transport before then.
Item is to be delivered at (out of service basketball court) located at: Latitude N 42.47935 &
Longitude W 071.17355 and the Elevation is 119 feet.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING
AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY
BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE
TRANSFER.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SEND IT SO THAT THEY CANNOT REDIRECT IT??? If in doubt do not transport
actual unit until your method of transfer can be confirmed as a success. You just might need to
send a intergalactic courier to deliver item safely to me. If so be VERY careful at how they
approach me IN MY WHITE CAR.
After unit has been delivered please email me at: [email protected]
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.
Thank You
--Original Message--
Hello,
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped
working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A
watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the
rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers,
512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.
I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being
safe on carbon based life forms.
In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency
upon safe delivery of unit.
INSTRUCTIONS MUST BE FOLLOWED EXACTLY:
Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Thursday August
7th at (exactly 4:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it
cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me. I will not be there prior to 4:45pm
EST, so do not transport before then.
Item is to be delivered at (out of service basketball court) located at: Latitude N 42.47935 &
Longitude W 071.17355 and the Elevation is 119 feet.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING
AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY
BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE
TRANSFER.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SEND IT SO THAT THEY CANNOT REDIRECT IT??? If in doubt do not transport
actual unit until your method of transfer can be confirmed as a success. You just might need to
send a intergalactic courier to deliver item safely to me. If so be VERY careful at how they
approach me IN MY WHITE CAR.
After unit has been delivered please email me at: [email protected]
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.
Thank You