View Full Version : Have you ever been walked in on?
ufcrusher
08-15-2003, 04:07 PM
Have you ever been walked in on while you were getting busy? (With someone or even by yourself) If so, what did you do?
Alternatively, have you ever walked in on someone while they were doing the same?
To answer my question, I have had both happen to me. One time we didnt notice that anyone had opened the door and my friend told me about it after the fact. Another time we thought that everyone was asleep so it was safe....we were wrong. Either way, we heard a noise and were able to contain ourselves so it didnt appear as bad.
As for walking in on someone, I have walked in on a friend of mine tossing it. I also used to walk in on fraternity brothers at the house all the time.
Two of the funniest stories didnt happen to me but I will tell them any way. My really good friend was going at it with his girlfriend in the dorms. From what he said they were in a position where her back was facing him when the door opened and a guy from the floor walked in, yelled Who hoo Marc* is gettin some. Spank her arse!, and then walked back out.
The other story is that my friend had just finished going at it in his loft with his girlfriend when his roommate walked into the room. THe lofts were made so that the entrance was facing away from the door but it was open other than a drape if you put one up. So his roommate only saw that the other guys feet were hanging out so he thought he was sleeping. He walked up and started to tickle the other guys feet. My friend yelled what the hell and proceeded to jump down with a sheet on, grab his robe and scream at the other guy for interrupting them.
*name is changed to protect the guilty
yes, on both accounts.
I've been walked in on, and had my fair share of exhibtionists activities.
I've walked in on a few, but by far, the most memorable, was i walked in on my mom and her boyfriend...:puke:
ufcrusher
08-15-2003, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by Yossarian
i feel ya, i walked in on my parents when i was like 7.
and we weren't 'walked in on' some one sawm by a little to close and swam away much faster.
Lets just hope they werent snorkeling! :hihi:
Although that did remind me of something that we witnessed when I was much younger. We were at Delray Beach and there was a couple who were probably about 100 ft off the beach. Everyone on the beach was noticing that they were becoming somewhat frisky, but no one really thought that it was anyting X-rated. About a minute or so later we notice as the girls bathing suit was completely taken off and then the motion became quite rythmic. Parents all around were making their kids look away. The lifeguard then proceeded to go out to them, although I think they were finished before he got out there!
My old roommate masturbated WHILE I was in the room one time! :eek: I went up to my loft to take a nap, and after 20 minutes of just lying there, I figured I'd get down and go out and do something else. I sat up and looked around the room, and I noticed a movie playing on my roommate's compy. No big deal, right? Then a nurse comes onto the screen :naughty: and I'm thinking "this CANNOT be good" ... my vision pans over to him to see what's up, and he's got it out and doin his business.
I quickly lay flat on my loft and close my eyes and cover my ears for 10 minutes hoping that I can one day forget this sight, and then I hear LOUD heavy metal music play, and he turns on the TV and starts playing Madden really loud. I've been up on my bed for 20 minutes at that point, and I'm thinking I can't stay up there forever. I climb down, grab my keys, and bolt! He saw me get down, and I can't imagine how he felt, besides spent
Ladogaboy
08-15-2003, 06:03 PM
Heh, my ex and I had a couple of scares, but they weren't too bad.
Once, she was naked under the sheets when one of the guys from my hall walked in. I kind of pushed him out of the door and locked it behind him.
The other time, we getting busy when my neighbor started putting a nail into his wall. Since they were dorm walls--made of some sort of concrete--,a chunk popped out of the wall on our side, and the nail left a hole all the way through the wall. I could hear my friend talking and inspecting the hole from the other side of the wall. :heh:
RoniMan
08-15-2003, 09:02 PM
i was an RA for 3 years, so we had lots of stories, but this one happened to me.
my roommate freshman year had walked in on my gf and i one time, and it was embarassing for both of us. so we came up with a "signal". whoever was getting busy would draw a happy face on the door. well, i had the happy face on there one time, and he came home, saw it on there and went somewhere else for 1 hour. when he came back, it was still there. so he left for another 1 hour. when he came back it was STILL there, but he really needed to get something from the room. so he started to leave a message. just then, i walked behind him and scared the bejebus out of him. i realized then that i had forgotten to take the happy face off the door. oops.
kimchicowboy
08-15-2003, 09:12 PM
nothing for me. but...
a neighbor of mine in the dorms moved in like a month later into a triple. she was stuck on the top bunk and the other two girls already said that it was ok if the girl on the bottom bunk had her bf kind of living there. my friend would be on the top bunk trying to sleep and she would feel the bunk shaking. she didn't sleep too well living with them.
Originally posted by chosenfool
She looked flushed. she also knew it turned me on - outdoor sex is my fantasy. we just smiled at each other after.
She smiled at you after...
A) You came down the mountain and shot each other looks about it
B) Acted out your fantasy, making her a happy woman, THEN she smiled
ufcrusher
08-16-2003, 04:33 PM
Geez, that just triggered another memory. There was this remote area behind my house that was the access to the railroad tracks, junction boxes for the trains and some random old ice houses. It was not paved or anything and had become a local offroad course. So one night we decided to make a late night run through the course. We get back there and notice that there was a car in part of the course. So as we went past the car we noticed that there was this bright white arse pumping furiously, the windows were all steamed up, and the car was bouncing on its springs. As we pass the back of the car we look and it was a guy we went to high school with. We honked the horn, watched them jump and sped off. It took about 15 minutes for us to stop laughing.
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