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ufcrusher
09-07-2003, 02:19 PM
Unfortuantely as many Southern Californians are already aware, there are lots of tree/ roof rats around. Especially when there is more mild weather the numbers seem to multiply exponentially.

For whatever reason the people who owned the house prior to us planted a large almond tree close to the house. Its about five feet from the house and partially overhangs the covered pation. Now I have been hearing some noises at night in the almond tree, which I know could be any number of animals. (I have seen rats, squirrels, raccoons, crows, jays, sparrows, smelled a skunk, and similar creatures in and around it)

So for the last week my bitch has been driving me insane by constantly going up to this one tree (not the almond tree), standing on her hind paws and trying to climb it. No matter what time of day it is, she constantly tries to climb it. So today, we were trimming back the tree there and we find that there were 3 damn rats in it. Of course they scurried away before we could kill them, but one of them climbed into a decorative wall that surrounds the covered patio. So now both dogs are going crazy trying to get into the wall to get to the rats.

At this point the dogs are driving me nuts. I am about to go get a pellet gun so I can pick off the rats when I see them from a distance. I dont feel like tearing down the wall, but I might have to get Pink Floyd on its arse. G-d I hate rats. The only good thing is that they dont come into the actually house. We have never had any sign of them in the attic or anywhere else.

hoey222
09-07-2003, 04:57 PM
They don't eat don't sleep
They don't feed they don't seethe
Bare their gums when they moan and squeak
Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet
They don't push don't crowd
Congregate until they're much too loud
**** to procreate till they are dead
Drink the blood of their so called best friend

They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
Don't pack themselves together and run as one
Don't **** where they're not supposed to
Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare

They don't scam, don't fight
Don't oppress an equals given rights
Starve the poor so they can be well fed
Line their holes with the dead ones bread

They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
Don't pack themselves together and run as one
Don't **** where they're not supposed to
Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...

Rats...They don't compare
Ben, the two of us need look no more

:D

Joshua
09-07-2003, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by ufcrusher
So for the last week my bitch has been driving me insane...

:eek: If I talked about my wife that way, she'd castrate me! :D (j/k)

oblongmelon
09-07-2003, 05:13 PM
what are roof rats?

ufcrusher
09-07-2003, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by oblongmelon
what are roof rats?

They are actually just as they sound...a species of rat that lives in trees. Its very aboreal and as such has taken up residence in many peoples roofs. They can climb the side of a house without any problem which is kind of interesting when they climb up brick or stucco.

Sir_Froggy
09-07-2003, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by SnotRocket


:eek: If I talked about my wife that way, she'd castrate me! :D (j/k)

:stupid:

lol I thought he was talking bout his wife/gf too

ufcrusher
09-07-2003, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by Sir_Froggy


:stupid:

lol I thought he was talking bout his wife/gf too

If my fiance had paws...well then I better not be human. Read people, read. (And yes, sometimes I need to read as well :D)